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Fired from Clarity Corp. for failing to get to the point and providing any clear sense of reason behind your actions.

Fired from the unemployment office to increase the unemployment line to grow your business of making a fortune off the tears of families of nominal importance in today's society.

Ah ha ha... no. DV_D.

Granted, but the mission was doomed to failure. Not because of your lack of skills in the field, but because the Helicopter ran out of fuel en route to HQ. I wish I had some high-quality cheese to indulge in.

Banned because the Big 3 is me, Alg, and Star. Star is the token female (unsure if Alg is a female or not).

Fired from Radioshack for stealing all of the camera in store to spy on DVD as a means to get him unemployed.

Another boring piece of Sci-fi. "Love Glove".

Banned because not all cultures consider burping a rude gesture. In some Asian countries, it's a courtesy that it was good. By extension, it should be the same for any Asian-themed restaurants.

Not watch my 37 favorite movies. Saves time and I will find 37 good enough movies to be on my list. Would you rather: Receive medication to cure a deadly disease you have in the most humiliating, painful, and emotionally scarring way possible or be forced to go on a date with one of the most unpleasant people you have met on this forum for a whole week (splitting the bill).

Fired from the Fairy Tale world for not having your story containing hidden tones of grimdark and racism.

Banned for coming out of left field by banning Blaze for dying in a rather messy and embarrassing manner. I like it! :3

Granted. Your mind (and by extension, sight) is now forever fixated to the most inappropriate spot on every person you meet. Have fun not coming off as creepy and awkward figure in Public! I wish Santa Claus would realize that the North Pole is far from a practical choice for a base of operations concerning international affairs. (Also I don't see that as a "corruption", Blaze)

Banned because that wasn't what I was referring to: you took their signature style used as a quick way to define themselves on the Internet. We Americans have our style as presenting ourselves as rather boisterous with a sense of entitlement, with the second being entirely based on region of said country. Of course, I am not sure how to describe your's given the first things that come to mind are volcanoes more unpronounceable than most Eldritch Abominations and a museum dedicated to empowering masculine objects as mentioned in #2 of this Cracked article: http://www.cracked.com/article_18686_the-7-most-horrifying-museums-earth_p2.html

Banned for snatching Canada's stereotypical catch phrase. Give it back.

Banned because the number increases to 45% because Star has a blessing from the Trickster Goddess, Eris. And my boost is from Loki himself.

Because other countries are too used to their dating style to change at this point, most likely. Good luck trying to convince us Americans to change out of MM-DD-YYYY. :3

There is always 3/13/13 to look forward to. As for Halo, I pretty much can't picture him as anything except a guy sporting a Dastardly mustache with a cigar in between his fingers. There was something about the picture that was just so... perfect.

Granted. You get a few bricks from the White House as well as some street in Paris, a jar of Swedish dirt from Stockholm, and some poorly made soup made in Moscow. To seal the deal, a few more items come to you later: A set of old dentures from a man in Beijing, a school uniform of some student (male) from Tokyo, and a very angry Funnel Web Spider from Sydney. I wish I could dispel any illusions (including metaphorical ones like lies) in a 100 ft radius and not be caught. That way, I can observe in amusement at people falling apart from being unable to lie or hide a thing in front of certain people.

No shooting star here. I am going to take a bet the next person to reply is Blaze, and he will miss as well.

Banned for not realizing how much more mischievous her posting sounds with those said words. You never could comprehend the trickster archetypes. :3

Almost 2 AM, so I guess it's time for me to retire. Hope any waking harpies enjoyed the rather warped Christmas Carol I made.

Quit [bleep]ing with my sense of perception, Cow. D:

There is 3/13/13, 4/14/14, etc. And my, Juna, when did you become a huge snake?

Here is something to celebrate Harpy Christmas: All was fine and dandy at the North Pole until the arrival of the Harpies, each one lacking a soul. Squab torched the factories, Gwyn was being vain, and Lokie himself was putting Santa Claus in pain. Zaaps led the charge with Alg having strategies to lend whilst Vezon was brutally harvesting Reindeers for coats to mend. From the North wall to the South, the elves were in a panic especially given that Santa's killer, Lokie, was feeling highly manic. LTK discovered their treasure stash before Mrs. Claus's Yacht sank, exponentially boosting the size of his weak 23K bank. All was well at the North Pole, with harpies boasting in victory whilst Nexaduro shrugged and muttered "This is complete dickery". Alg responded with a coat made by Vezon, suggesting that him and Nexaduro revel in the night Christmas ended. Nexaduro, losing the last shreds of sanity, had a different thing in mind by letting out a very loud statement, "Alg, are you blind?" He pointed to the factory wreckage in a rage and then to the snow, proceeding to put a silencing end to the show. With one swift motion, Nexaduro pulled out a gun and proceeded to a grinding halt shut down the Harpies' fun. First Lokie, then Dash, and Cow third that fell, but Nexaduro was still under Anger's spell. He in a rage pointed out how the feathered fiends are sinfully equal, and Zaaps chose to respond by creating a snow Wild West sequel. The harpy pulled out his talons while Nexaduro reloaded with ammo while Alg suggested that everybody should cease reenacting Rambo. By the end of the night, two more have fallen, Nexaduro and Zaaps both joining the frozen corpses than needed a haulin'. Lokie in the afterlife finished this poem by saying, "Oh my, it's amazing I came up with this on the top of my head". Subverted rhyme. And yes, I typed on impulse. Thoughts?

Banned because it's not really college-leveled, but words used less often than you hear. And welcome to this pleasant haven.