Low Levelled

Tfw you've only been around for less than 4 years

U ain't know Lil Wayne bro he got dat purp drank

You act as if divorce is the plague. Also, just because I'm currently seeing just one girl doesn't mean I'm a huge proponent of marriage.

I mean.. Isn't Qatar pretty notorious for laughable drug laws?

Tbh, I've fluttered back and forth between the two over the last couple years, each has pros and cons. Monogamy just didn't make sense my first couple years in college. Then, the way I viewed a girl I'd been friends with for several years vastly changed and here we are, 10 months later and it's going aight. Time will tell

Jerking off to a single porno.. Damn.. There better be a moneyshot

hopefully a lion doesn't kill youNah man Lions don't bother pedestrians. They've been tamed pretty well.Was referring to thishttp://www.cnn.com/2015/06/01/africa/south-africa-lion-attack/ Lmao i stopped the video when she said American female tourist. That's all i needed to know why it happened. Seriously though. It's a mother-[bleep]ing LION! Not a little house-cat. Why for the love of sweet bearded baby jesus would you have your windows open. EDIT: Clearly those lions weren't properly tamed. I mean, I hope it's not the female part you're hung up on

hopefully a lion doesn't kill you Nah man Lions don't bother pedestrians. They've been tamed pretty well. Was referring to thishttp://www.cnn.com/2015/06/01/africa/south-africa-lion-attack/

hopefully a lion doesn't kill you

your mom

Kitten has been with me for about 15 hours. She's a cute little [bleep]er.

It's a farm kitten, so it'll be in for a culture shock

Red bull and vodka is a staple of freshman year college kids

Thanks man. Do I just put it in the box like when I think it's gonna shit/piss? Google says times like after meals and naps are prime shitting times

I'm getting it tomorrow and don't work till Tuesday, so I'll have 4 days with it. Also, I have one roommate that's willing to play with it a bit while I'm working so that's a plus.

Or I'll get the kitten, thanks tho

Kitten

Getting a kitten Friday. Sadly, due to college housing restraints he'll be an indoor only cat. My roommates are lukewarm about the idea and my mom is against it.. But I want one so I'm finna do it anyway. CALLING ALL CAT OWNERS: Will the kitten get bored/lonely while I'm working 8 hour shifts and he's all locked up in my room? I almost feel like getting a second one without running bit by my family. Ha. Don't like the idea of the poor guy being alone for so long everyday Also, when he's older and litter trained he'll have free roam of the house, if that makes any difference

Yeh, almost never use PC for this shit

Soco+sundrop

I call the Putin one, sorry ring

French toast makes me wet

Lame

what do they do? I don't know much other than that he didn't like the Google bus fiasco

I think he got tired of the way Google tends to micromanage employee's lives