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Cwazy Casper

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  1. The writer of the book gets frustrated, and rips pages out and starts throwing them around. You get caught in the paper crossfire, and a piece of it gets lodged in your throught, chocking you to death!
  2. gingers take over the world, and first decree is , you die as your not ginger mwahahaha
  3. wish granted, but now your the only person in the world playing quake 3 mwahahaha i wish i was king of the world, now bow before me ^_^
  4. your bunny in your signature turns out to be rabid, and bites you, causing you to get rabies, and die a slow and horribly morbid death
  5. banned for the self fullfilling prophecy comment ^_^
  6. welcome to the tip.it forums, we hope you enjoy it here ^_^
  7. loving the new elite black sold a set for 2.5m , but rune is now ruined, and so much lag after the update (sob)
  8. either way, monotonous skilling gets very boring, will be nice to have a little chill out with a monster hunt, and still gain a little bonus xp
  9. i put nitro glycrine in your coffee and watch you drink it!!
  10. granted, but you get bored and wish you was busier i wish i owned a boat
  11. welcome, glad to see the place growing more and more. lots of good people here, im sure your going to love it ^_^
  12. wish granted, but now you gotta put up with odd posts to reply to i wish the world was made of chocolate, nomnomnomonom
  13. Arti was a real loser. Every job and every idea he ever had turned out wrong. He thought to himself, if I went into business for myself, maybe, just maybe I can do well. He thought and he thought, what could he do. It came to him, he would be a HIT MAN. The next day he put a classified ad in the newspaper reading, "I am Arti, I will be your HIT MAN. Give me a call and I will kill anyone you want rubbed out." Well that very day Arti receives his first call. The caller asks if it were true that Arti would indeed kill anyone and Arti assured him that was the case. The man told Arti he wanted his wife killed. Arti said, "Fine, but how much will you pay me?" The man replied, "£1.00." Arti said, "No way, bullets cost more than that." The man replied, "Look, take it or leave it. Many people would kill my wife for free, but I don't want to be obligated." Arti thought it over and figured he could use the practice so he said, "OK, tell me about your wife, how can I find her?" The man said, "In the clothing department at Tesco's, every day at four o'clock she is there. She wears a yellow outfit and is always complaining about something." Arti decides that he will go there and choke her. At least he will save himself the cost of bullets. Sure enough, she is in the clothing department of Tesco complaining about the colour of a paticular dress. Arti reaches behind her and chokes her. As she fall to the floor, she makes a gasp. The manager of the clothing department turns around and sees what has happened and calls out. Arti lunges at the manager and chokes him. Just as the manager falls to the floor, a lady sees what has happened and screams out. Arti grabs her chokes her and runs out of the supermarket. He is captured a block away. What does the headline of the newspaper read? ARTI CHOKES THREE FOR A POUND AT TESCOS!
  14. banned cos you still play snake, its an ollllllld game, move to the 21st century ^_^
  15. leave me the unlucky number, gosh thanks so thats 13
  16. loons are all good, and so is scapijng to much, we all do it in our own discreet way hahahahahaha
  17. il be there, never fear, the bandos one was good fun, we was all there for a few hours, made some new friends. See you there gang!!!
  18. Hi, imm Casper, well, thats my nickname, but you know how it is. i have been playing runescape for a few years now, and enjoy it. have been a member for about 6 months now, and couldnt see myself as free to play again haha. im a fun bubly person, who does literally sit at the computer all day (unless im at work, but even then i do try to get on) Happy to meet you all and feel free to add me here or on runescape. to find my name, just check my profile ^_^ be safe, and be happy Casper
  19. thanks for the credit ^_^

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