Elferin

Works if you have an ego size of a universe. TOXIC! Oh my god man I haven't seen you in forever how have ya been man?

Those are all really creepy. Like stalker creepy. Haha I found them on the internet somewhere.

I also got 1700 total with all 60+ so grats :D ~Elf~

My personal favorite: My name is pogo, want to jump on my stick? And a list of 100 of them.. 1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. 2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night 3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. 6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? 7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! 8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you. 9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. 10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? 11. You are the reason men fall in love. 12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. 13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. 14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. 15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) 16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? 17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams. 18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. 19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw! 20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. 21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? 22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 23. If I followed you home, would you keep me? 24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns. 26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! 27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. 28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! 29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". 30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? 31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend? 32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. 33. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 34. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out. 35. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous. 36. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. 37. How you doin? 38. Please come here, I'm desperate. 39. Didn't we go to different schools together? 40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away. 41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents 42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together. 43. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty! 44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I? 45. I love you, you're the best. 46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever. 47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities. 48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll. 50. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious. 51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good! 52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it? 53. If I were bread, would you be my butter? 54. God was showing off when he made you. 55. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over. 56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice. 57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do? 58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns! 59. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. 60. I'm The Man in Demand 61. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you 62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich. 63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! 64. Do you have a boyfriend? 65. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who. 66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you? 67. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you". 68. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you. 69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you alllll the time 70. Can I dip you in chocolate? 71. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow? 72. Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream. 73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking? 74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean. 75. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you. 76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you. 77. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you. 78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb. 79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here) 80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless. 81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad. 82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in. 83. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM! 84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous. 85. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face. 86. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead? 87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear. 88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect. 89. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out! 90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart. 91. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course. 92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day. 93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight. 94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps. 95. Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name? 96. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. 97. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss? 98. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. 99. ASL? 100. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you. 62 is good as well.

I find it ironic how you say Cigarettes pay for health care for some reason :lol:

I haven't seen the research on it, but smoking weed is worse for you than cigarettes. However you can also counter that weed is generally smoked less often and sometimes in smaller quantities than tobacco. That's true.. but if it is worse for you than cigarettes and the medical people or whatever are always trying to stop smoking cigarettes.. seems like a step backwards to be giving out marijuana prescriptions. But I do see your point.. I smoke cigarettes as well as weed, and weed is way less often like maybe once or twice a week.. not every day.

I'm not going to lie, I like to smoke weed. And as far as I can tell its not as bad for you, even better than being drunk. I party a lot, and if I'm really drunk I do more stupid [cabbage] than if I'm high. When you're high you can function and everything. I don't think marijuana is bad for you at all. I have heard that one joint is as bad for you as 20 cigarettes.. but don't see how this is possible. There is no reason for pot not to be legalized.. the government just doesn't feel like legalizing it. ~Elfy~

Good luck, hopefully you get a visage which will give your bank a nice little boost :) ~Elfy~

Wow Shey.. I'm definitely impressed. I remember back to Kris C6's 99 hunter party, saw you wearin your untrimmed (H) woodcutting cape. Look at the progress you have made since then it's amazing, congrats on the slayer, that's an awesome achievement in itself and all of the 99's I have missed since I retired. ~Elfy~

So it took me like... a month to reply to this haha. Life is goin so good right now actually I love it, but between school, my girlfriend, and work, I hardly have time for anything else haha. Oh and I moved from my small town of 1 000 to a city of about 75 000 at the end of August so that was a big change and stuff. I work at Papa John's and make pizza all day every day haha. Not failing anything at school too bad except for I had to drop out of physics. But yeah man life is great. I keep wanting to come back to RuneScape so I log in, look at my small cash pile, try to think of what to do, feel too lazy to do anything, and log out. It's been like that for about a month now so I really need to get on doing something.. Oh well, there is life beyond RuneScape, and I am really enjoying it at the moment. LUV YUU Elfyy

Hey Saru, So I was in the neighborhood and I see your still nub. So keep it up P.S. I still play but just have no idea what to do with my account atm haha. Elferin

Saru, haven't seen you in forever man, how have ya been? Gratz on all of the [cabbage] I have missed since retirement haha might come back soon just because I have nothing better to do.

I've been suspended 7 times close to expulsion twice... Haha I don't even remember the last time I got 'bullied' to be completely honest.

Well I have had a few. I work at a gas station right beside a busy highway. One night I was working, it was fairly slow, when I notice somebody walk across the highway. There is nothing on the other side of the highway. He walks in, and stands there, and looks at me, and walks out. That was scary/creepy lol. Also one night I was working at my old job. I was on night shifts and I was working outside. I live in Canada and it was winter so there was lots of snow :P Anyways I see somebody standing about 50 feet away from me. I called out to him but he never said anything. So I picked up my shovel (yes, I was really scared) and walked over there. Being so late by the time I got over there I realized there was nothing there, and there was no footprints in the snow, no trace of life.. But I know there was something there. I think there is such things as ghosts because of these experiences lol.. Elf

Yeah I swear.. probably more than I should. However I don't see what the big deal is anyways they are just words and don't hurt anybody. Elf

I fight lots because it solves problems. You can [cabbage] all you want and say it doesn't solve anything but it really does. Sometimes lippy kids need to get what's coming to them. I have never lost a fight, there have been a few close ones but I have built a reputation.. not always proud of it but I don't take [cabbage] from anybody. If any of you 'violence is bad' people want to flame me go for it, I could really care less.. Elf

Okay so I made a pure that you should probably add because he is 1337 lol. The name is 'The0nem4ul3r' the o in one is a zero.. obby mauler, just got 64 strength on him haha. I'll talk to ya soon buddy

Good luck with everything, you have an awesome account :)

Dude this has happened to me too people flame you cuz they think that it makes them cool or something... its dumb but it happens. So you can do what I did and pretty much never post on anything anymore or you can just ignore them. I just browse the forums and don't post and I don't get flamed anymore.. Do what ya gotta do though man that's all I can say

Well Mr. Saru, August 24 will be my 4 year anniversary. So from my perspective your doing amazing. Keep it up your an awesome friend even though I can't reply to your pm's ILUUUUUUUUU ~Elf~

BAD NEWS I had epic visage day cept it was at kbd with ls so I never got :cry: oh but the good news is I got a d med so it all evened out :D ilu and keep going Elferin

I got a spear from a black drag yesterday and was excited until I put it in the exchange :P Nice drop but its not worth anything anymore haha.

:ohnoes: :uhh: :evil: :twisted: :^o :anxious: :-X :boohoo: In smileyland that spells bump :)

Now you can almost do legends ;) Haha, v nice man keep going with the 70+ ~Elfy~

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