MoeSzyslak

34-7 :wink: WOOT GO STEELERS FAST WILLIE PARKER OWNZ!

^^^ Yep, i was exaggerating a tad bit when saying it's poison (i think i did...:roll:) . u'd prolly need to consume lethal doses.. (10+cans) a day to have a real strong effect from it... i used to drink it, and i don't remember my brain going haywire or anything... Still i think it's better just to lay off it for me cuz aspartame is no good.

In this topic i may as well add to those who didnt know, diet drinks are NO GOOD FOR YOU either... read this article: http://www.lightparty.com/Health/DietCokeAspartame.html In a nutshell... nearly all "light, zero, diet. free" drinks contain "aspartame" which has over 92 bad health symptoms, and one of them is death... Yet what angers me is they still advertise this poison.... oh well, thats business for ya.

WORD! And.. we play the Eagles for the preseason opener. I agree with hoping the Pats don't win it again too, and not just cause they knocked us out of the AFC Championship... well okay it is a big reason :roll:

Here in Pittsburgh Kennywood is probably closest, but Cedar Point is only about a 3 hour drive, so sometimes i go up there. Located in Sandusky, Ohio, it has 16 roller coasters and about 70 rides, plus it has been voted one of the best amusement parks in the country.

Mace Windu. 100% Badass. He won't take [cabbage] from anybody. Just look at that face while he's fighting.

oh great now i feel like consuming a tub of skittles :x

There we go, that game is awesome. It's about 8-9 years old and i play it almost every day. I love the tm series, except for 3 and 4. TM:Black is my favorite for ps2 and maybe my all time fav. I don't have an xbox, and i dont play gamecube and n64 much.

I get tons of ppl of all lvls per day telling me they love my name :wink:

lol, i think that fella was nicer to me on tutorial island. I sorta like my name Moe Szyslak, lots of people have said to me "i like your name" :)

I feel very bad for the families of all those people...

lol too late for my bad one i guess. Oh well i took the time to scrap it up so i guess i should show it even tho it sux.

borders dont look THAT bad in my opinion.. ill take em out though i guess

Made the robes bigger and added holy symbol. just for the fun of it. tell me if u like, i could also change the text. Navy's looks pretty good though.

like i said in my other reply, i'd like c one with a shark and a harpoon saying "shark fisher", in case u need a pic.. there's a shark

I like them. Could you make one with a harpoon and a shark that says shark fisher ? Oh well, this one's good enough for now. BTW, the font goes real well with pins.

uhh, time?

I'm 62 ranged (and rising) and i still like ogres in the king lathas training area.It's pretty good prayer training too because they drop big bones, maybe train there? You have to beat the biohazard quest though.

There once was a from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army Of evil monkeys

Nice job. I like the rolling eyes one too :)

You know u've been playing runescape too long when u try to deposit a pizza into the bank :lol:

This story was pretty good for your first one. I encourage you to make more.

There once was a from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and