Blaze The Movie Fan

Banned for being less algable than I am. [hide]It has become a running gag, I'm not even gonna explain what algable means since that would spoil the fun.[/hide]

*shoots the snowball before it reaches me.* Banned because I might not have caught it, but I hit it.

The Grim Reaper comes to you and says "It's your time, son. Come with me." when you refuse to come with him he uses his sickle to slice you.

Banned for laughing easily.

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Let me torn down this post one, by, one. "Banned" This word was actually invented by the Ancient Greeks. "for being" There is no being in here. "a FAQ-maker" I don't really make frequently asked questions. "?" So it's a question when it's supposed to be a statement. "Being questionable..." You're the one that's questionable. Oh and banned for reading this post.

Stop cheating. Naive.

29573 is an illegal number in Thailand. Not sure if it's legal in the US...

Banned for being a FAQ. That's right, you are a frequently asked question.

Yep. Alg.

Banned because there is a hidden word in this post. Can you find it? [hide]Zäckerýnî[/hide]

Banned for violating human rights by banning something that's in human nature, an opinion.

You're fired from the Coca-Cola company for not properly destroying Pepsi or getting the Pepsi company out of business. We hired you to get rid of that Pepsi company.

You're fired from five different companies for five different reasons.

Nope. Alg, I am more algable than you, and you know it.

Banned because in my personal opinion D_V_Devnull is better than Star. Of course it's just my opinion.

I wish a special FBI agent would arrive at my apartment in his helicopter and say, "I'm from the FBI and we need your help. If you don't accept the mission or fail it, you will spend five hundred quatrillion years in military prison." Then I'd tell him, "I accept.".

Banned for being one of the Big Three. The other two being Lokie and Alg. You guys are so much fun.

You're fired from the vegetable shop for eating too much junk food. We have cameras everywhere to make sure nobody who works here eats too much junk food.

Banned for burping at a restaurant while the waiter is asking you what you want. Hey, that's rude. :shame:

Banned for eating in nine different languages. With 7/9 of those languages (which is 77.78%) being illegal.

Banned for thinking only Canadians are permitted to say that.

Space vacuum since that is bigger than ocean. Would you rather be forced to watch your most hated movie at least 4 times a day or never get to watch any of your 37 favorite movies ever again?

Well, it's a good thing that I have a Wailord, isn't it?