Blaze The Movie Fan

Banned because somewhere in the United States there is a mansion full of illegal immigrants from Russia. Some guy drove around the neighborhood and saw that mansion. He went in there and noticed the Russians who were making drugs. So he shot a bunch of them, the Russians weren't happy about that so they tried to kill the man. None of the Russians were able to hit the man who was shooting the Russians, so one by one that man shot all the Russians. After he was done he went the hell outta there and home.

*sigh* We have to go through this again, don't we? Granted, nobody replies to this thread. It's always the same, if wishes can't be corrupted, there will be no replies, I really hope I don't have to deal with this wish again. I wish for an army of fanboys.

Granted, you get a broken phone that sucks even more [bleep]ing balls. I wish something incredibly lame would happen to me right now.

A secret agent sends you on a mission, you accept. Your mission is to kill a Russian immigrant, but when you reach the mansion this guy lives in you walk on a landmine. Unfortunately the hospital couldn't save you.

None, I don't hate any city. Most hated villain? (Not hated as the cruelest, hated as in crappiest.)

Granted, but the genie is corrupt. I wish for a Russian trophy.

Banned for being lame.

Banned for being the crew leader.

This is the last post I'll make before sleeping, goodnight. [hide]Banned for clicking the show tab yet again. What did you expect? A giant elephant coming out of a bee's ear? [hide]And you don't need to tell me, I know I'm funny.[/hide] [/hide]

Banned for your horrendous grammar.

Banned because I didn't know Arnald Schackner was gay.

Banned for defending me for once. Thanks, man.

You are forced back to elementary school for not being able to use correct grammar. One of the bullies has a gun, and shoots you with it.

Banned for not starting the first letter of the sentence with a big one, and not ending the sentence with a period. Back to elementary school for you, sir. :shame: EDIT: This was meant for CwazyCasper.

Banned for confusing me.

How the hell was that a contradiction? Banned for that.

Banned because the president of the United States of Yadiyoda doesn't like you.

Banned because I never suggested that it was your fault. Not intentionally at least.

Banned for making it pointless.

Banned for thinking I need to explain it. No, I don't. It's enough to just say that I disagree. We aren't supposed to make smart or intelligent posts anyway.

Banned for explaining in too much details why you don't like D_V_Devnull's signatures, and I completely disagree, I love them.

You die in a hurricane. Yeah, I know my reasons for people's death are bland and not very creative, and for that I apologize.

The new dragon platebody does look creepy compared to the old one I will admit that. And what the hell is up with the kiteshields? They look so much different now. And the full helms, they also look different from before. But different isn't a bad thing. I have nothing to complain about. I'm sure we will all get used to the new armor.

Granted, you get a boat, but you can't use it on the sea because it has holes in it. My wish is very simple. All I want is a mars bar. Thank you very much.

Banned because the president of New China declared it illegal to have the name Lokie.