Blaze The Movie Fan

Granted, one day everything alive on this planet dies, except you, and you're lonely for being the last survivor. Wait, what? I didn't use bots, I would never do that. I am going to send a message to Jagex explaining to them I didn't use a bot. I wish Jagex would read the message and unban me and apologize for any inconvenience.

Granted, but someone with a gun aims a pistol at you, and threatens to kill you if you don't give it to him. I wish the slayer level in RuneScape would affect my combat level.

Banned for expecting someone else to get it for you. If you want it you have to buy it.

Banned for saying "wagon" when you meant "crap".

Paint. Would you rather live on the streets or in the sewers?

Granted, you die slowly and painfully. I wish the random events in RuneScape would also occur in real life.

I'm back at level 71 Cooking, I got level 72 cooking yesterday. I hope they won't rollback the things in the bank as well, because I really don't wanna have to make all the food I made yesterday again.

I killed 27 chickens to get 195 feathers, I used them to fish and cook 7 salmons and 26 trouts. (not counting the ones I dropped) Then I used my harpoon to fish and cook 66 tunas and 44 swordfish. (not counting the ones I burnt.) I then picked up 48 potatoes. Then I picked up 59 grains, and made them into pots of flour. I also made 69 pie dishes, and got an uncut sapphire and emerald while mining the clays. I bought 36 tomatoes and 36 pots of flour. (though I regret it since I didn't remember how fast the tomatoes and cheese respawns in Draynor Village. I'm glad I didn't buy the cheese.) I also stole 21 spices from the spice stall. Then I stole 400 jugs from Draynor Village. I also used a big net and fished 8 mackerels, 20 cods, 3 brasses, 3 seaweeds and a casket which contained uncut emerald. (Note the gloves and boots are not listed since I didn't keep them.) I also got two strange rocks. I made the following food: 56 Admiral pies 19 Curries 44 Fish pies 36 Pineapple pizzas 432 Jugs of wine 4 Garden pies Tuna potato Then I pickpocketed 120 knights to get the money back. Then I pickpocketed until I failed 100 times and got 87300 coins in total. (1746 pickpockets)While stealing from the spice and the baker's stall I got the following drops from guards and paladins: 2 Blood runes 2 Bronze arrows 157 Coins 6 Steel arrows 9 Grapes 4 Fire runes 12 Air runes 6 Iron bolts I also stole the following items: 14 Uncut sapphires 4 Uncut emeralds 2 Raw shark 2 Adamantite ores 2000 Coins 3 Uncut diamonds I got the following things from random events: 20 Coals (frog) 20 Coals (quiz)

Marked as spam. Banned for noticing me saying "Marked as spam.".

I bought 500 eyes of newt. (yeah, I know it's too much since I only needed 132) Then I killed 85 unicorns and grinded their horns. I also sold 74 adamant nails and 47 rune nails. Then I killed 79 goats and grinded their horns. (while killing the goats I got level 62 prayer.) I also killed hill giants and got the following drops: (Note: Since I didn't pick up herbs, charms, beers or metal items (except for arrows) they're not listed.) 24669 Coins 156 Limpwurt roots 102 Mind runes 329 Water runes 4 Uncut emeralds 74 Law runes 10 Uncut sapphires 354 Iron arrows 23 Body talismans 30 Chaos runes 320 Steel arrows 162 Nature runes 24 Death runes 68 Cosmic runes 750 Fire runes Loop half of a key For the crystal key I got the following: 2 Uncut dragonstones 750 Coins Tooth half of a key Rune platelegs Then I got some 26 mort myre fungus. I already had 80 snape grasses in the bank. (which was more than I needed, I only needed 53.) I also went to Lumbridge to claim 20 sardines and 500 coins. Then I killed 26 more unicorns and grinded their horns. I also pickpocketed gnomes and got the following items: (Note: Worms are not listed since I ate them.) 4 Gold ores 11 Toad's legs 2400 Coins 2 Fire orbs I made the following potions: (I got the following levels in herblore while making the potions: 55, 56) 132 Attack potions(3) 85 Antipoisons(3) 79 Combat potions(3) 80 Strength potions(3) 26 Super energies(3) 11 Agility potions(3) After making the potions I pickpocketed 2940 knights to reclaim the money I used. (for tooth of a key, loop of a key and, the eyes of newt and of course the money I used to fix my Verac's helm.) I also pickpocketed knights until I failed 100 times and got 81650 coins in total. (1633 pickpockets) While stealing from baker's and the gem stall I got the following drops from guards and paladins: 6 Steel arrows 6 Earth runes 252 Coins 21 Grapes 2 Body talismans 4 Bronze arrows Nature rune 4 Fire runes 2 Grains Iron bar Law talisman 12 Air runes I stole the following items: 23 Uncut sapphires 8 Uncut emeralds 3 Raw sharks 3 Adamantite ores 3000 Coins I got the following items from random events: Flier (Forester) 5 Uncut sapphires (prison pete) 7 Mithril bars (Cap'n Arnav)

Banned for claiming your avatar is the best when it is the WORST!!!!!!!

You could hurt yourself a lot. It's not smart to trade your soul with a demon because...

Ban'd b'cuz I short'nd ev'ry s'ngle w'rd in th's p'st.

Granted, you rock everyone out of existence. I wish for a butler who would do anything for me, and the government would pay him.

That's true. TPUM has tasted dragon meat before and thinks it tastes awesome.

A tree, at least tree has more life than a rock does. Would you rather get pwned or PWNED!!!!!!!!?

Banned for being retired from RuneScape.

I hate you because today is 2010.

Banned for reminding me of ForFun808's video "Powerthirst: Hater Edition (HATERADE Re-Mastered Version)", which is an awesome video by the way.

Superman pwns, period. [hide]I personally don't care if you use a picture of kryptonite, if you wanna be obvious, so be it.[/hide]

lolcats - 11. Bread for :-o - 50. *9001 - 15. Pokémon - 21.

Granted, you never become fat, but you still have to go to the bathroom every so often. I wish to be stuck in an elevator with a rock star, then I'd ask him, "Can you rock us out of here?".

I used the following items: 37 Rune knives 8 Rune darts 96 Rune darts(p) 20 Adamant javelins 134 Rune javelins 181 Pearl bolts(e) 723 Iron bolts 45 Black bolts 208 Mithril bolts 210 Adamant bolts 119 Rune bolts 340 Bronze arrows 1766 Iron arrows 429 Steel arrows 2934 Mithril arrows 1874 Rune arrows I fought dark wizards (didn't keep count) and got the following items: NOTE: I didn't take the wizard robes, staffs or hats so they don't count. (While training I got the following levels in Ranged: 67, 68, 69 and 70.) 1886 Mind runes 2164 Body runes 2152 Air runes 65 Water talismans 59 Fire talismans 1322 Water runes 128 Blood runes 7070 Earth runes 604 Chaos runes 2390 Fire runes 1008 Nature runes 5991 Coins 75 Law runes 810 Water runes 72 Cosmic runes Then I pickpocketed knights until I failed 100 times and got 89500 coins in total. (1790 pickpockets) While stealing from the gem/baker's stall I got the following drops from guards and paladins: Steel arrow 3 Earth runes 45 Coin 15 Grapes Blood rune Iron dagger Nature rune 8 Iron bolts 30 Water runes Body talisman 6 Air runes I stole the following items: 18 Uncut sapphires 2 Raw sharks 2 Adamantite ores 2000 Coins Uncut emerald From random events I got the following items: 30 Pure essences (exam) Meat pie and 30 Pure essences (sandwich lady) 20 Mithril ores (evil twin)

Crappy job, I already have it. Would you rather be guilty proven innocent or innocent proven guilty?

Banned for quoting me, which is pointless.