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That was the textual equivalent of a train wreck. I could NOT stop reading. :lol:

One time, I farted.

:lol: DO IT NOW! :lol: Just as funny the second time I've watched it. http://youtube.com/watch?v=dZLyGqAnRLA :lol: I now feel terrible for where I live.

I am pale. I also own a sword. :uhh:

:lol: DO IT NOW! :lol:

That was quite interesting. :D But... What would happen if the robots were to one day turn on us? :ohnoes:

They're probably the same thing. :lol: I love mine. I'm sure if you got one, you'd be happy with it too.

This is the greatest thread EVAR. :lol:

Also..what happens if you get some ..uh. Hair. Stuck. In your zipper. >.> Only this face is appropriate here: :-X And that's why we shave! :D Awesome, 2 threads now meet. I said in the "do you shabve down there" thread I did, because the feeling of a smooth ride when walking commando down the street is nearly unparrallel. Oh my goodness. :uhh:

Also..what happens if you get some ..uh. Hair. Stuck. In your zipper. >.> Only this face is appropriate here: :-X Exactly. Think of the... hair. :-X

I have a Kyocera Strobe. I've had it for about a year now and I love it. :D I have a cute little Kakashi key chain on mine. :D

I'm just going to put this out there. :P All men and all women need to wear underwear. Especially if they are out in a public place. Guys, going commando (which in my region means wearing no underwear under your pants) is not hot in any fashion. It's weird. :lol: Ladies, there are better ways to get men. :lol:

Thanks, glad you liked us. Any room for improvemnt? Seriously, you have to tell us. Is this a joke? Are you REALLY REALLY serious about this? If so... here goes: 1. The guitar sounds extremely out of tune. Your guitarist also sounds like he doesn't know how to play. 2. The drums don't even sound like drums. If they ARE in fact drums, get better ones. Also, take some lessons and be a better drummer. You're supposed to keep the beat and tempo of the song... not just... hit the drums like a monkey. 3. Is there a bassist? If so, get a better one, if not, get one. 4. You're using an acoustic guitar (from what I can see). If you want to be "metal" or "hardcore" or whatever it is you're aiming for, you gotta go electric. 5. To put it quite plainly, your vocalist sucks. Get a better one. 6. Write lyrics that are good and don't involve "gaywad". 7. Get better recording equipment. 8. No one smiles in a "metal/hardcore" video. 9. Sync the videos with the songs better. 10. You all need improvement. With instruments that is. Give it a year... or five. Then come back with experience.

When I was in kindergarten, some people lived right next to the school who had two huge dogs in their yard. The dogs were really mean and they would jump over the fence sometimes when the kids were out at recess. They scared the bejeesus out of me and I would often climb up on top of some of the playground equipment to get away from them. But one time, they jumped the fence, and I had my back turned. I was talking to some of my friends and all of a sudden they started screaming and running. When I turned around, I saw one of the dogs coming right at me. He jumped on me and knocked me down and was standing over me when one of my friends threw something at it. While it was distracted, I managed to escape and climb up on top of the monkey bars. :P That's the closest I've ever been to being bitten by a dog. Big dogs still scare the crap out of me. :uhh:

Lol. I do too. Luckily, my phone has a full keyboard. That makes me a bit faster at it. :P But, I don't text very much at all. Unless I'm in school and bored out of my mind.

I ripped my pants once. Luckily, I was in the car on my way home. :P

Trust me, I've been to Hot Springs, Arkansas and emo kids skating down the street is the only thing law enforcement in that area have to worry about. :lol: But, it being a boring town does not justify the cop's actions. A grown man has absolutely no right to grab a minor by the neck like that unless he's in danger. Look at the emo kids and then look at him. :lol: He's definitely not in danger. Still, they should have been more respectful to him, and shouldn't have run from him. Both parties could have handled the situation much better. And (please correct me if I'm wrong) I don't think he had any right to arrest the guy filming, unless he was skating too. But, he surely wasn't obstructing law enforcement. :lol: I think that if the cop had been more calm, then the situation would have turned out a lot better.

Those camel spiders are pretty creepy looking. :? I don't trust any kind of large creepy thing that can run faster than me.

:lol: You've gone on a lot of vacations to a lot of different places! You also spill things a lot. :lol: Anyway, I've never had a lot of mishaps on my vacations other than the occasional getting lost. :P

Happy birthday! ^_^

My grandfather had Alzheimer's Disease. He had it for a very long time and it was very terrible. :( I'm very sorry about your grandmother though. :( It's sad. But it's something that happens. Just cherish the time you have left with her.

I think it's hot when guys dress as girls. :wink:

My condolences. I know that you'll be strong for your family. They need you now more than ever. *hug*

Aw. It happens. Don't worry about it. True friends are the ones that REALLY stick with you. And you won't have A TON of true friends. :P

Wow... just wow. :lol: Amazing. Truly.