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pirana 4 or 5 or 6 I can't remember, but the first couple were okish... they were all about a deadly outbreak of invincible piranas.. but in the others the piranas could fly for some reason :?

Please accept my deepest apologies for finding something funny. I didn't realise it would upset you so much at the time, had I known, I would of thought of something to say that would of offended you more. And I appreciate your concern, but I'm comfortable with looking stupid (to you). :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Yeah cuz the Beatles is really classical music, isn't it? :roll:

Rock4evor!

I thought of nukes because he suggested modern things, even as far as futuristic. Even now in 2005 nobody has robotic pets or robotic bodyguards... Now we're back to the whole "RS has no defined time setting" thing, well it's true that it's a bit messed up what with a multi-cannon and King Arthur in the same time, but I think it's pretty obvious to those more intelligent than the ape that it's supposed to be simulating a time < 2000 AD?

The Beatles LOL :lol:

There's quite a few... 1. Woodcutting > Crafting > Fletching 2. Mining > Smithing 3. Fishing > Cooking 4. Farming > Cooking 5. Farming > Combat > Herblore Maybe more, I can't remember all the skills offhand :S

Agreed on the POH UNLESS and only unless - you can duplicate your house key and give them to friends, that would be cool. But uhm.. "It would use mining and smithing among other things to get materials and you would be able to create devices like mechanical pets, mechanical guardians," So.. made of metal.. has artificial intelligence... is that not what you would classify a robot? :?

Hooray for Rock! *Hopes no chavs find this thread :lol:*

Artie_900: Merchanting normal things is work, you have to buy a lot of it to sell higher, so you stand wherever saying "buying whatever" for long time - hence work. Merchanting rares.. you rarely even need to log in. Just buy one through forums, wait a little while then sell it... use that money to buy more cheaper ones, then wait.. sell those, buy more of anything... so on and on. Do you call that work, [bleep]? Normal working people spend TIME to get their money. Time on RuneScape, and lots of it. Also, yes I used to merchant rares, I made a fair bit of money and spent it on skills. But it was NO FUN, no satisfaction really.. I have 1 santa hat left, when I sell it I'll get money yes. I'm NOT going to use that to buy more rares though. After this santa I'm done with it. I don't want to be a part of it. And something can be done by the way, they can be made untradeable. Of course, there's more to my idea for removing them but you don't care anyway so I'm not typing it all.

There IS a problem with them!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks to discontinued items, people who duped in RS1, or simply merchant rares and market manipulate are making money too easily. It's is NOT fair, because they can use that money to gain skills easily where others can't. For instance HERBLORE -- for any normal, working person it would take months and months to get 99 herblore. For a party hat merchant it would take days.

Runescape is a fantasy game dolt. And I did not suggest anything more ridiculous than made up metals and magic. Quote me where you found that out. And you DID suggest more ridiculous things, moron. Magic has always been a part of RPGs that are set in the distant past. Made up metals... so what, it's not a big deal at all. I think we can all agree that RuneScape is set in the past? And in the past (if you can comprehend this) there were no guns, robots, lasers, computers etc. To be honest, I think you're a complete spastic for not being able to see that Robots + RuneScape = Lame.

Rock!

Vote now! The choices: 1. Rock 2. Rap 3. Pop 4. Heavy Metal 5. Dance/Trance 6. Reggae 7. Classical Rules: 1. One vote per person 2. If you say more than one type, the first one mentioned is your vote 3. Any new types voted will be added, but not if they're basically branches of one already a choice. I.E. "Emo" would come under Rock Vote now!

I've discussed the time period it's based in before. A lot of morons came to the conclusion (without evidence) that it has no time period because it's all made up. Then I pointed out that most of the objects within RuneScape are exactly the same as in <1000 AD... and that King Arthur is featured :P I can't believe this topic hasn't been flamed to the point of the forum server physically combusting... can't you all see that modern technology would DESTROY RS?

Yes, yes let's have guns and robots in RuneScape! And while we're at it, let's add cars and chainsaws! And don't forget nuclear warheads! Infact, while we're ruining the game we may aswell add star cruisers!! Worst. Idea. Ever.

I vote Steal This Album!

Yes, I hate mine... well I don't hate it but it's Mayonaka_Cc It's cuz my friends who started playin exactly when I did put _Cc too, I can't even remember why now :( I wish I could have just Mayonaka or Pondera :S

I like the way it was written, very captivating, but I found it to be as someone previously mentioned, slightly arrogant. I imagined a scene in which there are thousands of peasants, all waiting to be passed into the forums for some reason, in a field locked in by gates, with a building in front where noblemen (Staff) lived. It seemed as though you were making out the users to be worthless plebs and the staff to be rich and powerful people whom were being endlessly bothered by the pestilent users. Didn't seem like a nice place to me, perhaps a town or village, or maybe an office environment would've been a better setting... where the Staff supervise and the users run things, and if they should run things badly the Staff intervene and put these things right? Just my views... back to the compliments - very well written, and I have no problems with the fact that it wasn't RuneScape related. Those who do, I believe, are being ignorant. Tip.it has no obligation to please its users, and the users have no right to complain if they don't like it, really. It's just a bonus that tip.it does please us, and continues to provide us with excellent content. :)

Coal bars inspired this thread :) I was making amulets and some guy said "selling coal bars 100g eac" I nearly PMSL :P

Ja, this has turned out really really good, I might make a site full of lists on how to be a noob, one for everything :D:D:D What you think? Would anyone visit? :P

This is a list of methods noobs often use, compiled from the actions of professional n00bs. I've put people's names next to the tips, if they gave the idea for it 1. ALWAYS stand on fires, and don't get off until it's burnt out. Pretend you can't hear them screaming "get the hell off the fire n00b!!!". 2. Sell things that don't exist, such as "coal bars". 3. Walk around trying to trade with everyone. If they do trade either a. Decline and then try to trade again or b. Wait for about 10 seconds before saying "free stuff plz". Alternatively, put up a bundle of rubbish and don't tell them what you want for it. The chances are good that your opponent will be very frustrated by this. 4. Not unlike 3., trade with people who are selling expensive items. When the trade screen is open, put up (to the exact amount): 3 buckets 1 tinderbox 34 gold coins 10 body runes 5. Whenever you sell things that are usually bought in notes, such as rune essence and ores, always make sure to sell in item form. If possible, go out of your way to sell something, then put up 1 full inventory of it. 6. The golden rule: Always ask richer people for "free stuff plz", and when you can be bothered, make up crappy excuses like "im poor" and "i got hackd". If you do get something, say "noob" and run away immediately. 7. Call "noob" at anyone you don't like. 8. If you're called a noob yourself, claim to have a "lvl 79 main". 9. NEVER, EVER be polite. Always demand things. 10. Always uphold the belief that YOU alone are the best in the game. 11. Maintain that 1 Tiara is better than 2 Santa hats and 250,000 gold. 12. Never wear all the same type of armour, always have at least 50% of one and 50% of the other. If possible, make sure none of your pieces of armour are the same type. 13. Carry all your best items with you at all times, especially in dangerous areas. 14. Try vainly to form boyfriend/girlfriend relationships with people who have much higher combat levels that you. - Joosep14 15. Make sure to use lame abbreviations that aggrevate intelligent people such as "plz", "pl0x" and "soz" - Moopymitchell182 16. Follow someone around until the logout without ever telling them why. If you feel like it, occasionally ask them for money. Try to blackmail them into giving them free stuff by following them around saying "noob" until they give you some items. Follow the last part of method 6. 17. For better ignorance effect, constantly say things wrong, for instance, say "sord" instead of "sword", and "mony" instead of "money". 18. When naming your noob, be sure to give it your name followed by random numberage, for example: Dave3952982443. Even better imitate a higher level's name, such as Zezima jr 395 or Bubsa9392 - Bubsa 19. Stand in front of a door to a place you can't enter (Guilds are recommended) asking: "Could you open the door plz?" - Ivan_The_Hun and Superpiff0 20. When you see a ranger, go grab his arrows and them try to sell them back to him at 10x their worth. For example, try to sell his bronze arrows to him at 100gp each. - Ivan_The_Hun 21. If you see someone with a rare item, follow them and repeatedly ask to buy it for any amount less than 50 gold coins. Don't stop until they logout. - Dzan 22. Use chat effects. Badly. Example: marquee:freestuffs plz!1! Example: rwdscroll:whu isn dis worken/ - Sligo 23. Every 5 minutes, have a break from n00bing it up by relaxing with another 5 minutes of toggling the private chat setting, to spam your friends. - Sligo 24. Perform scams like a [developmentally delayed] would. Watch out in Varrock Square for a rich looking person. Add them to your Friends list. PM them saying any of the following: "hi i am mark give me your pass" "hello im jagex's nephew if you give me your pw my uncle will put phat on your acc" Or, in a public area, enthusiastically repeat "wow jagex blocks ur pass look ******* see now you try it!! try it now! it blocks it! look ***! see! see! try it with yours!" - Sligo 25. When fishing, make poor attempts to pass yourself of as a random event by saying "leave these woods now!" and "dem fishies be mine go away" - Sligo 26. Go to a bank and start shouting that you need a job. Keep it up until you are offered one, at which point you refuse and claim that the job is boring or something. (ADVANCED) Or, if it's a job that's likely to take a day or more, take the job and PM them saying that you're starting work. Say that you have to leave, but you'll be back on later to work. Put your employer on the ignore list. When you should've completed your job, unignore your employer and tell him you didn't do it because you don't like him, you got cancer in your face, or just plainly because it was boring. - Sligo 27. Go onto Suggestions forums and request that ridiculous things be added to the game, such as Horses, Light Sabers, Rocket Launchers, A Vending Machine and Aliens- Sligo 28. Go onto Market forums and sell things you don't own. While you're there, bid the autowin on a few things you can't afford. If they PM you ingame, arrange to meet up. Follow step 4. - Sligo 29. Report people for telling you to go away, not giving you their armour or otherwise offending you. - Sligo 30. Go to Falador East Bank and start selling accounts that don't exist. For example: "selling level 110 account 6k" 31. Get yourself killed by a Mugger, then report him for item scamming. - Misterxman 32. State pointedly that you need something, and expect that everyone will care and provide you with your needs. Example: "i need free cooked swordfish." Example: "i need free armer." Example: "i need lots of money." 33. Don't ever get things for yourself, always beg for them. 34. Hang around fishing spots and follow Step 32. If this doesn't work, which it won't, then collect the burnt fish and try to sell them as "rare black fish". 35. Buy combat levels. 36. If you see find something and don't know what it is, assume it's rare and attempt to sell it for 100,000 gold. 38. When mining, claim a rock as your own. Get mad and threaten to report people who mine the rock that you've claimed. - Sligo 39. If someone has a pick-pocket victim cornered, attack and kill it. - Sligo 40. Stand by the gate between Lumbridge and Al Kharid and ask people to give you 10gp so you can get through. - Sligo 41. Stand in a semi-crowded area and try to buy or sell (especially if you don't have one) untradeable items. When people point out that it's untradeable, insist it is and continue. - Sligo 42. Argue that anyone over your combat level is sad and has no life. - Karvinen 43. Send trade requests while saying "look" until someone accepts. Put up a charcoal and say "100k". When he declines, say: i need mony plz buy it. - Lode A helpful picture, courtesy of qwerty_uiop aka Zezima180190 :lol: I hope this guide will help you be the best n00b you can be! :) Feel free to add things :) EDIT: ROFL it's gettin big :lol: