Everything posted by p0nd3r4
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Noobs say the funniest things!
Ahaha, so many memories lost of this sorta thing, but there's been hundreds of incidents. Memorable incident 1: idiot: selling coal bars Memorable incident 2: This is over private chat. idiot: hi im david giv me ur pass My memory sucks so I can only remember those 2 :/
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Tip.It Times Presents: The Old Nite
you make a fair point, he was surely very determined. you also make the fair point that it is indeed just a game. i'm not trying to diminish him in any way, he surely was, like i stated previously, a dedicated gamer. but i think all this is needless. infact, i believe it to be a dishonour that you people are going to all this fuss simply because he was in the top 5 on runescape. don't try to deny it, because if a popular and friendly noob died this wouldn't be happening.
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Watchtower wtflol help :S
So I did watch tower, took ages with all the traipsing around I had to do between ogres etc. Anyway, I got all 4 crystals and was on my way out of the cave when a blue dragon starts on me... I lag and 3 seconds later I'm DEAD!! >.< I lost some valuables, glory amulet, rune etc but in the same time I spent on this quest I could make enough to replace those 3 times over... I'm just really annoyed cuz I don't understand where to go from here? Do I have to redo the whole quest, and how do I do that? Surely it's saved that I already collected the crystals?? :( I went back to the cave cuz the wizard suggested it, no crystals there cept the one in the rock is back which I'm about to mine, but I can't talk to og it says 'he's busy, try him later' wtf? So this is the only one I can get it seems, hopefully the wizard will think I gave him the others already or something lol
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How to... Be a noob!
TTT cuz it was funny months ago, maybe it's funny again now :lol:
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20 April 2006 - Rune Essence adjustment
Congratu-f'n-lations Another aspect of RuneScape successfully [bleep]ED UP by the ever great JAGEX. God, Jagex remind me so much of bush, it's weird but true. Over the time I've been a player I notice more an more they do things like the whole 'oil/freedom for iraq' scandal. This is just another one... as someone in the first post pointed out, nobody really gives a crap about macroers, nobody in their right mind is gonna be happier for this except Jagex, who get more money because the macroers will go p2p now. LAME. In conclusion, F U JAGEX :x :twisted: Aaargh god I hate jagex... an I don't even mine essence!!!!! :x
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The Official guide to *noobs and newbs*
Don't say things are official when they aren't! :x
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RIP Shiva Discussion thread.
Sad stuff... a lot of people seem to be saying he spent a lot of time in RuneScape... I never knew him in any way, so I wonder if anyone knows just how much he played RuneScape? It wouldn't be good if this was to be RuneScape's first player to die from a cause relating to the game.
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Bubsa Sings RuneScape: What happened next
These songs are mostly pretty funny, but CHRIST are you a recluse or something?? Hate to use chavvy terms here, but you appear to be a real sadact :P I'm sure I read somewhere you don't even PLAY Runescape?!? :?
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Tip.It Times Presents: English: Its Proper Form
iz abwt tym sum1 came out n sed it!!11 But seriously though, I've been saying it for years but now it will be seen by many people, hopefully. One problem though, is that the majority of Tip.it users seem to type with grammatical precision anyway. It's the clueless Runescapers that don't. That's just ONE of the reasons I quit RuneScape - it's full to the brim with complete idiots. :P
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Bomb Threat at school today
Damn... you guys have made me see the light!! I'm 16, soon to leave school and I've NEVER had a bomb threat :( There's no way I'm gonna be deprived! *goes off to cut letters out of magazines*
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Does Strength REALLY help your woodcutting?
No, without ATTACK you can't pick up the axe :roll: Do you not even play Runescape or something?
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Does Strength REALLY help your woodcutting?
OmFgZ0rz!111 Someb0dy c4ll CNN!!1
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Jagex is unfair with RS classic
RSC sucked, I'm glad it's on its way out really. Let's all cry a river over a crappy game that hardly anyone plays :lol:
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Argh, don't you hate bullies?
Headlock's easy, bite their arm :P That's another good point for fighting... 4) Primal tactics. If you're not fighting for looks, and you're actually fighting for a reason then don't hesitate to be vicious. Bite, pinch, twist, poke, pull... if it hurts the enemy, it's not a wussy thing to do.
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Argh, don't you hate bullies?
Ahh if we're on to physical... 1. A 45 degree punch to the jaw will be an instant KO if you hit hard enough. This is good because: a) No marks (no assault charges) B) It was only 1 hit c) Makes you look good if you can KO with 1 hit 2. A downwards punch to the nose (like a down uppercut) will cause them to cry, or at least look like they are. This is good cuz: a) They look stupid B) If they are harder than you, you get a chance to run away (or walk, running lets the enemy know he still scares you) c) It will impair his vision, which is a major sense needed for fighting. 3. A chop to the throat is a very useful and interesting method. A medium strength blow will render your enemy unable to talk temporarily, which is scary. A powerful blow will rupture the cartilage in the throat, which will cause the enemy to choke on their own blood. This is good cuz: a) The medium blow makes you look like you really know what you're doing. B) If you have nothin to lose, and go for it full power, NOBODY will ever bother you again. Especially if your enemy dies. :P I know more weak points but I think those 3 are sufficient :-) I wrote that all btw, no googling for me :P I hope it helps!!
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Argh, don't you hate bullies?
I've never been bullied, and I've never really bullied, but my strategy is the same for anything I don't like. Stay calm, don't blush.. just be casual, and ignore them. It works for me with everything, I act like I don't give a [bleep] (cuz I don't :P). When I say I haven't been bullied, I mean not long-term, I've had people trying to verbally abuse me, I just look at them blankly for a few seconds, shake my head then look away. The worst to handle is if they're intelligent, and make people laugh at you (I do this to others, I admit, but not often very maliciously). Apathy is the way people, if you don't care about anythin, nobody can get at you in any way... nothing can.
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Best user name ever! ~A Collection~
LMAO I'm done with this, you're not worth arguing with since you can't bring up any points. BTW, you spelt 'feasible' wrong, you bloody idiot.
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Best user name ever! ~A Collection~
That's pretty sad :? And I did actually, I had read the whole thread, it was funny as hell. You sounded like michael jackson.. "no you're ignorant that's ignorant"
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Best user name ever! ~A Collection~
OBVIOUSLY you are sooo incredibly good that a load of people worshipped you and decided to start calling you the King... of course, how could I have been so stupid, that's clearly a plausible story. Even if it were true, you obviously enjoy the empowerment, since you've adopted it into your signature along with the lie that it's official. Don't even reply, you got nothing. P.S. "But, I just said thats not how I think"... I don't think there's anyone who's egotistic will confess to it when accused. "Oh yeah I think I'm great" - doesn't work like that.
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Best user name ever! ~A Collection~
Who said I thought I was "above" anybody? Slander won't help your cause, and againn, its not self proclaimed, what are you talking about? We've been through this a dozen times....get your facts straight before trying to personally attack me, otherwise you'll hit a brick wall. :? 1. Nobody said it, doesn't matter who says what. 2. It was blatant in the other thread from the way you wrote that you think you're above the rest of us. 3. You quoted above why? It's not my wording... SLANDER!!! :shock: 4. It's self-proclaimed because you aren't the king of anything, and nobody else thinks you are.
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Best user name ever! ~A Collection~
People don't like someone who thinks they're a lot more than they really are. ;-) In your case, you're a self-proclaimed king. I guess people are opposed to false royalty :P
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Best user name ever! ~A Collection~
*Ignores your request* Actually it was more like a lot of people hated you and pointed out that you're incredibly egotistic and snobby, and a few people said "hi".. and there was one totally kissing your behind who happened to have 0 posts. Besides that, your signature DOES invalidate your point, you're declaring yourself the "OFFICIAL King of Lost City"... how the [bleep] do you figure that it's official? I musta missed the Jagex announcement... [bleep].
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Best user name ever! ~A Collection~
Hey Poopingman remember that thread where you made everyone hate you, and a lot of people suggested that you could try to be less up yourself, and you denied that you named yourself the king of lost city.. that your 'fans' gave you the name? I see you're still completely up yourself. "The Official King of Lost City"
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Best user name ever! ~A Collection~
You're not the only one... barely any of these names are funny or rare. They're just names... and regular names don't really belong in the 'collection of best ever names'?