phatfarmerxx

After this pure essence debacle came to realization, i am the only person i've seen who still buys regular ess. Me being a measly f2p.

great post i've seen you post some stuff before, very knowledgable, good stuff If these were the rs forums and i were jagex, you would ave a silver crown, although you might already it wouldn't surpuise me.

hey, doesn't that remind me of a skill? oh yeah, combat! It's a pretty obscure one. You may not even know abou it. sarcasm...sarcasm Really, tho. I don't think it's all that good of a skill.

Believe or not, that was a typo. I meant to type 60 herblore.

The WOM remains after this quest, he just isn't evil anymore.

i say you have a belt with a sheath for a dagger, then you can quick attack with it as you first start combat. With poison this could cause some severe damage.

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here's a sample situation of what might happen with this new event player: sellin 900k addy arrows player: sellin 900k addy arrows player: sellin 900k addy arrows player: sellin 900k addy arrows Teleported!!! player: what just happened!!!! player: oh no, there's five greater demons and 10 pkers!! player dies His life's work as a fletcher is gone forever

Great idea.

yeah i know Like John Lennon said "I may be a dreamer, but i'm not the only one." Or something like that

Now, i know i'm not the only one who wonders what the whole Wise Old Man situation in Draynor is culminating to. I think it should become a ridiculously hard quest where you have to destroy the Wise Old Man. We all saw in the bank video how he dominated all those people. This quest would be released after the WOM (Wise Old Man) robs the Wizard's Tower (we all know he will). Then you can talk to Sedridor (or whatever the guy in the basement is called) and he'll wonder who did it. Then you say that you saw the WOM's telescope pointed at the tower and now he has all sorts of runes in his house. Then the wizard will ask you to try and get back a priceless artifact that was stolen from the wizards. You confront the WOM and he proceeds to kill you. Now, you're dead. You're in the Land of the Ghosts when you meet all the bankers and players that got killed by the WOM. The girl with the party hat will tell you that she has been reading some tomes with some dead wizards and thinks she knows how to revive you. You'll have to retrieve a bunch of things from some dead people. The hardest one will have you fight a lvl-109 boss who used to be a king of asgarnia before he went crazy and died. He thinks that the magic apple you ask him for is his wife, so he gets offended and attacks you. This battle will be hard because you have no weapons. After all the spell things are assembled, you are sent back to draynor square, alive. Diango will then tell you he picked up all the things you dropped when you died and gives them back to you. You go back to the Tower and talk to the head dude who will tell you that you need to destroy the sara staff that the WOM used to kill you. And for this, you need several things. After a couple fights with some greater demons, you should have the things. You need lvl 80 herblore to make the potion that will dissolve the staff into uselessness. But now you need the staff. It is resting on the WOM's study desk. The only problem is to get it without the WOM seeing you. You need 60 agility to leap from rooftop to rooftop and into the WOM's house. Then you'll need a fishing rod to fish up the staff. You use the potion on the staff and destroy it. Figuring the WOM is powerless, you go downstairs to kill him. But wait, he's gone!!! You pick up his diary and find that he's switched sides to Zamorak. Now, you'll have to find him. After a long treasure trail-type search, you'll find that he is now in a secret cave on an island in the deep wilderness. You go to the deep wilderness, where a ferryman lends you his boat. After a dangerous voyage, where you have to fight lvl-90 mutant sharks, you land on the island, where there are dozens of dark warriors waiting to attack you. That fight is easy. Then you have to fight black knights. Then lesser demons, then greater demons and then a hellhound. Finally, you reach the final cave, where the WOM awaits. He is lvl-158. After you defeat him, you see a cutscene where a ghost comes out of the WOM. It turns out the WOM was posessed by a spirit of Zamorak. This monster, called a servant of Zamorak, which is lvl-217, will blast you with magic, melee, and range so it's a tough fight. After this fight, the WOM will teleport both of you to his house in Draynor. He will give you some special life runes that you will use to revive all the people he killed and packages with all the stuff he stole to give back. He will then give you 200000 xp in the skill of your choice and an elemental orb. Attach this orb to a battlestaff of your choice and it will reduce the rune requirements not covered by the staff in half. The WOM will give a huge bag of runes and the artifact he stole from the tower to give back. The head wizard will thank you and teach you a whole new class of attack spells that cause massive damage. And as your last reward, the watchman who you revived will give you a special ring that when used will cause to float around like a genie instead of walk. Does nothing important, but looks pretty cool if you can float around. And if you do another task for the WOM, his reward will be a fireworks amulet. You can choose an option from the right-click menu and magical fireworks will launch up and make some pretty colors. Again, useless but fun. Well, that's it. I decided not to make quest requirements because i don't care and tell if you think the reward is good enough. I think so, but i'm just a noob. And i'm thinking of adding a dragon somewhere in there.

the next episode should have the cabbage and you in castle wars, talking about something weird like math while there's chaos all around you, like people fire waving and ice barraging and screaming like crazy. then peter should get blown up by the catapult. That would be a nice cliffhanger

me and my super-rich friend (with a party-hat) were walking through lumbridge when.... Noob: Nice hat Friend: thanks Noob: Can i buy? Friend: do you have 60M gp on you? Noob: no Friend: then no Noob: sitxty million????!!! Friend: that's how much i bought it for Noob: i looked it up on tip.it, they're only 50k Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Friend: no, you didn't, moron I was walking around varrock with my new full dragonhide when I decided a blue cape would look nicer than the red one i had on. So..... Me: buyin blue cape Noob trades I trade back I offer 2k. Noob: What?! Blue capes are rare!! at least 500k. Me: No they aren't. noob: i bought this from a lvl-100 who said you can only get them from steel dragons Me: How much did you pay? Noob: 100k, bargain, huh? After that i bust out laughing and fell off my chair then teleported to fally to get away from this loser Another time, i was mining coal in the dwarven mines at some ungodly hour and it was only me and this lvl-25 dude. And I of course get every single one. Noob: hey, go away Me: why should i? Noob: you took my rock Me: It's not your rock. Noob: Yes it is. Me: Well I have a higher lvl than you, so i can mine the rock faster than you Noob: reported Me: What did i do? Noob logs out Me: Whatever I got a message later from Jagex, which told me a false report for macroing was made against me and that the reporter was banned My last story I am walking when i see a noob in full steel maging an evil chicken... Me: You know, wearing pl8 will only hurt you against the chicken Noob: No it won't Me: It's negative defence against the chicken's magic Noob: Exactly Me: What?! Noob: it decreases the chicken's magic defense which is why i'm hurting it so much with my magic (he was wind bolting it. Half of the spells failed and the others caused 2 damage, while the chicken was hitting him 5 every time) Me: good luck with that Noob: i'll show you noob dies I scored about 500 chaos runes, which paid for a new shiny rune battle axe

you'll never get killed but you'll never kill anything your prayer would run out before you killed anyone

Hey, hold on. I feel a song coming on. Here's how it goes... WORST IDEA EVER!!!!!!!! THAT IS THE WORST IDEA EVER!!!! THAT IS STRAIGHT STUPID!!!!!! WHY DO YOU HATE POOR PEOPLE??!!!! really, though, that is dumb

It's all about a boy who knows magic, you tart. And you can say the KKK hates black people. Black people isn't a curse word...

My Quote is: "I am a man, the kind of man who built the eiffel tower out of metal and brawn."-Ron Burgundy Symbolizes work ethic

the asterisk is horcuxes, i put a w in front by accident, you do the math

alrite, people, let's get this straight... Dumbledore is dead. Snape used the Advra Whatever That spell is the Ice Barrage of Harry Potter You get hit with it... you.... DIE!!! And I have a few theories on what is going to happen in book 7. Voldemort will attack Bill Weasley's wedding and kill Ron. Harry will find the rest of the Whorecrutches or those soul thingys. Hogwarts will be destroyed by the Death Eaters. Harry will kill Snape. HArry will go after Voldemort. Harry will pull a shotgun and shoot Voldemort. (jk, he'll use some magic to kill Voldemort) Harry will be killed by Malfoy. He'll come back to be the first-ever Ghost Minister NOTE: All of these theories are absolutely baseless. They are completely made up. :roll:

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