*Click* The door opens. You begin to walk through, but wait!? What's this!? The door leads to a gigantic hole in the floor and you fall to your death 150 feet below. *Slides card with some nasty stuff smudged on it. You don't really know what the nasty stuff is but you suspect it's a mixture of poop, vomit, and animal urine. You push a button with a picture of George W. Bush on it.*