Saru Inc

Omg... First off: if I may: don't use so many brews. I bring about 12 brews total (8 in inventory, and like 4 or 6 in Yak depending) and then I use rocks for the rest. If you do the 1 eat method whre you eat the rocktail and brew in one bite, it is far more beneficial then eating three doses of brews. I know you didn't ask for my advice, nor am I really sure why I gave it. But as a man of integrity, I cannot remove what I already have written.

Make a new account, 1 defence HC ironman which solo's all boss drops Go Using only Statius / Morrigan's/Z-whatever mage crap is/ to kill the bosses. Ring of recoil is allowed to kill CE with until you get those Statius etc drops.

I'm just going for the title. I felt bad for the guy. He was in w2 burth askkng someone to show him how to boss and everyone was saying to start with Chaos elemental >.>

i literally spent 6+ hours tonight showing this newbie the ropes to runescape. we practically [bleep]ed. i bought him a cannon and like 7k cballs to train range and we went kbd (so I could get my training points). we then did like 10 quests was i feeling generous? not particularly did we get along? hmm, not sure. he barely talked so why did i do all that? [bleep] livid farm

#whatyearisthis First death since like 280 kc orsomething. its been a while. I was hoping to not have to re-ovl :(

are you [bleep]ing kidding me right now? from the very [bleep]ing get go I said it was a joke. This was [bleep]ing evidenced by my obvious shock in chat when you were offended. I said I was just [bleep]ing kidding around then and there. God you're being [bleep]ing annoying Cj, please stop. Anyone with an ounce of intelligence would realize that it was just a joke and let it go. It would be different if I was actively telling people that you botted or something. No one thinks you're a [bleep]ing bot... In fact, you and maybe two others on the face of this [bleep]ing planet were the only [bleep]ing ones who read that. I wouldn't have even made a joke like that on Gen Discussion because I know that some 1st day off the boat pleb would take it seriously. Your ridiculous notion of 'accusation' fell flat the [bleep]ing moment I removed my post, [bleep]ing apologized for the miscommunication, and attempted to clear the air as best as possible so that no one would unintentionally think that you botted. I was going to make a joke that there were that many ranks because I bet a whole bunch of people botted it, but I saw your name and threw it in there as a last second "lel". I know you're smart enough to realize it wasn't an actual accusation - obviously. At this point I'm going to assume that maybe you're stressed out or something irl so I'm not going to pursue trying to prove my penance/innocence anymore. That said, wut:

So I got this, and my first thoughts were: "wow... What are the odds? Well at least if I ever decide to trim comp when I get comp, it'll be a bit easier." ...Then I realized I was on my alt. >.< Good grief... lmao. Edit: Also, I feel like the SGS special has vastly improved in EOC. This may be common knowledge, but I just recently purchased it. It was healing 1900s with 0 delay time. Awesome.

Which neither was made.. so nice trolling.

Dude what is the big deal? Name one person who took it not as a joke? Me. owait no i didnt bcuz meamzeds and toplels n doi im saruman44inc You're taking this really close to heart. At first I felt bad because I meant it as a joke, and it always sucks to have a joke fall flat and offend someone. But now you're just being a drama queen. Case in point: taking my comment about not knowing if you're trolling and not letting that go either. Edit: also, I've brought it up that no one was actually accusing you of anything. Again, accusing implies some basis in reality combined with intent from the accuser to prosecute, if you will.

Dude what is the big deal? Name one person who took it not as a joke? Everyone in Primacy chat jokes about it... I mean at this point it's pretty obvious that you're trolling...

And here we learn the perils of always talking like a data packet from 4chan. I can't tell if you're being serious, but I removed it again... even with the explicit advisement that I was not accusing you. Should I expect to take everything you say seriously? and yes I know you're going to say "yes ofc" or "i don't accuse people of botting" - both of which completely fail to respond to the post.

holy shit

#sinkholescape I EDITED MY POST HOLY CRAP

edit: also monster hunting is MUCH easier than it used to be - and the death system is completely reworked. I don't remember if gravestones were out in 2008, but if you're unfamiliar with them, when you die your loot drops in a 'gravestone' for 40 minutes that no one can access but you. So no need to fret just teleport back to where you were and you can safely loot your items. For that reason, I urge all people coming back to "take risks" at Monster hunting - if you die at Dag kings, you can get into Water Birth dungeon solo now so you can easily get back in. If I'm being a bit forward, it's because I've had many long breaks from RS, and I know how overwhelming it can be to come back to years and years of changes. (I quit 2010-2013, then mid 2013-early 2014, then mid 2014 to january 2015, lol)

This, this, a thousand times this. Evolution of Combat (the new combat system) is a lot to take in at first. However, the overwhelming majority of players who come back from quits and learn EOC LOVE it. For starters, Magic has become extremely cheap to use. Second, Mage/Range are now just as powerful as melee. (Though Melee is of course a wee bit stronger). Watch this video on learning the basics of it. Set up your ability bar with Revolution. This vid should explain how. (Revolution uses your abilities automatically while fighting, so you don't have to click them manually). (it is 20 minutes long, but iirc he explains everything thoroughly so...) Slayer XP is a much faster skill than before - it no longer is a 1:1 hp to slayer xp ratio. I'm absotuely always willing to take people monster hunting who are back from quits etc to show them the ropes. Let me know if you wanna go. (though the next few days I'm stuck at Livid Farm finishing up the Comp Cape)

Awesome job!!!!!!!! Sorry I had to go! 99 Thief was my first 99. is good skill

THE CONTENTS OF THIS POST WAS AN OBVIOUS JOKE AND I IN NO WAY MEANT TO IMPLY ON ANY LEVEL OF SERIOUSNESS THAT THE PERSON INVOLVED IN THIS POST BROKE A RUNESCAPE RULE. I THOUGHT THAT WAS OBVS AT THE TIME OF POSTING, BUT I WAS TIRED SO WHO KNOWS. I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR THIS POST, AND I SHOULD FEEL BAD.

120 Dungeoneering 4/16/2015 rank 21,574

120 Dungeoneering 21,574th to get it >.< Now to just finish the 2nd half of Dishonour Quest, and get the last 6 or whatever spells (make leather and above) and the comp cape will be mine!

[bleep]ing hell just spent 30 minutes of my life trying to find a [bleep]ing working picture from 2010 to show how much better my skills were but they were all [bleep]ing broken. waste of time ffs

100m dg xp :) I still have 800K bxp AND 1.2m tokens so.... 120 tonight maybe? :)

saru is grouchy **language or something below**

5m to 120 ok technically 6m but since i have 1.2m bxp that's like 4 floors so I'ma just put 5m. Also got this As well a Hydrix from death - sold ammy for 17m :D