Saru Inc

But it still stands, no other stories are allowed in Primacy. This edict is handed by Deofi7, all thanks to the nefariously hilarious boyafi7 who wrote a 16 paragraph story 3 words at a time, over the course of an hour or so. Idk how long. Time slowed down during it.

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lmao where do you get these from? Clan?

Poor Fiyaafi though, he was so confused the entire time Fiyaafi got waterfalled + ice prisoned.

be races, not racist for [sic] draggle is an english man, not a british man source: http://puu.sh/gQVpa.png

#neverforget#liveslost#beracesnotracist#wereallaloneintheend3/26/15 – Chronological log – The Great War: The Only Story Allowed in Primacy[spoiler=A lot of bad language, but you should still click on these links.] Part I: The Rise1) http://puu.sh/gQVZQ.png2) http://puu.sh/gQW0F.png3) http://puu.sh/gQW6D.png4) http://puu.sh/gQVbl.pngPart II: The Struggle5) http://puu.sh/gQVbB.png6) http://puu.sh/gQVhq.png7) http://puu.sh/gQVlC.pngPart III: The Fall8) http://puu.sh/gQVpa.png9) http://puu.sh/gQVwZ.png10) http://puu.sh/gQVyM.png Credits to Saru Inc for point of view and photopgraphyPhotos taken with Nikon DSLR with Puush lens.

#neverforget #liveslost #beracesnotracist #wereallaloneintheend 3/26/15 – Chronological log – The Great War: The Only Story Allowed in Primacy 1) http://puu.sh/gQVZQ.png 2) http://puu.sh/gQW0F.png 3) http://puu.sh/gQW6D.png 4) http://puu.sh/gQVbl.png 5) http://puu.sh/gQVbB.png 6) http://puu.sh/gQVhq.png 7) http://puu.sh/gQVlC.png 8) http://puu.sh/gQVpa.png 9) http://puu.sh/gQVwZ.png 10) http://puu.sh/gQVyM.png Credits to Saru Inc for point of view and photopgraphy Photos taken with Nikon DSLR with Puush lens.

ikr. I stopped using them at Araxxi simply because I was panic-eat brews when I'd forget a cleave etc. i have literally gotten 6 "rare" SOF items in 30 spins. Lucky Garb of subj/Lucky Arma chaps IN 3 SPINS. Shark pants or feet, one of those, on first spin today. I then did a bunch of 10 minute quests on Saruman44 Got shark head, body, and like something else. Also got this You know what would have made this SOF crap nice? Sharknado water spell overrides. Hell yeah I'd use my VISA on that. But instead, well instead I get this: Jaws 8: Terror of the 7 e-Seas -- The Poseidon of Electricity I assume this look fills my enemies with terror, seeing a walking great white shark carrying a [bleep]ing saradomin godsword. And I ain't even mad yet - and this is how fearsome I look: Imagine when I'm mad - I'd look like the osrs kraken or something. Man this was such a well done graphical update.

this death was brought to you by: a) jagex servers b) saru's internet c) fate d) karma e) jagex servers correct answer is a) i wuz like la la la la la la la..lllla..llla... uhhhhhh uhhhhhhh uhhhhh ffsffffffsfsfsfsfsfsffsffsffs dead

so first i was gaining gp then i was minigaming now i'm onto 120 dg'ing but all pale in the face of pauline a poem by farmers for the death of pauline

W8wut Daily tip:quit osrs and play eoc Welcome backkkk

Oi, I make bank by alching other peoples addy baxes at abby demons... If they arent using/dont have spring cleaner they should just quit Speaking of which:- mfw I sell my rune ore every 500 >.< So after like a month of all the icons and no adventurers, I get a chef clue and convict.Sent chef on his way, and used my one adventurer roll left and got this baby: Gotta love that %100.

We used klank's gauntlets or the family crest gauntlets before RFD OH YEAH. I remember now... Well anyways, this quest is all worth it because of Pauline got locked up for her crimes against humanity. I stood there for like 15 minutes, just like, gloating. From afar.

Wow [bleep]ing terrible rewards. and lemmeshutthedoor on the inb4lore crowd. I am not doing 4 new quests. I am doing 4 quests that have already been done. RFD was a masterpiece. Before RFD, people used ice gloves for like everything, iirc? Oh wow cool now I'll definitely use varrock armor for mining... rly jagex, rly. rly rly jagex?

And then somehow you end up taking an hour to do a floor.WHILE I DUOED MOLE AND DID TWO FIGHT KILNS ON SARU INC NOW FIGHT ME.

Grats!!!!

Yeah. Of course. It's really easy. What most people mean when they teach dg is how to dg efficiently /fast. Ffs I need to get 120

You weren't supposed to know you were clicking on a link for bonds lol

Here at Jagex we are well aware of the items we make. That bow sword will be released as a F2P item, because F2P are important to us. Oooh an F2P one? *Interest perks up* Tell me more!Sorry! You must have done Devious Minds to be able to wield it in f2p. Learn more herehttp://www.runescape.com/bonds Ffs my phone won't let me insert hyperlinks. Gf I tried

Oh. That was intentional. It was a poke at the lack of follow through with most of their stuff, content wise. Don't worry, it will be fixed in a patch update that accidentally allows you to dual wield the sword bows. It will also cause three servers and two jmods to think all of rs is the wildy and allow pking everywhere. Rollbacks will not be granted, as this is not Walmart.

Wait what's wrong with this one?

Here at Jagex we are well aware of the items we make. That bow sword will be released as a F2P item, because F2P are important to us.

Knowing Jagex, the bowsword will involve Korasi's Sword, DarkBows, and ONLY Bandos/Zammy hilts. You will combine them by taking the Korasi Sword to every rune Altar and have it in your inventory as you make 1,000 of each rune. This way the sword will be magical. Once done, you go to as far as south as possible in the Spirit Realm while wielding all the items (which means running through wildy with em first) and you must use the Cook Pie and Disruption Shield spell. This will make the sword bow more livid. Then you must collect 100 Black Salamanders while having those items still in your inventory (you can use Magical notepaper to note the Salamanders). Once those are all caught you will need to grind them into a paste, and use a Super Guthix Rest's Brew on it, while wearing Mortanyia legs 4. This will make the developer team who created Mort Legs 4 not get fired. Finally, you add all those ingredients together, and you have the bow sword. Here is some concept art: Please keep in mind this is a work in progress. There are talks of involving a requirement to wield full naval from Trouble Brewing while grinding the paste. We may instead use the rewards from the Nexus, once we here at Jagex finally beat it to find out what the rewards are. edit: goddamn i made a lot of typos. #record

I see what you did there. And... That's a no-go. I don't let people purposefully leech :s WHEN I FOUND OUT SHADOW LATIO WAS LEECHING I JUST LEFT THE DG. Heh. Then I went back in cuz I'm a sucker. Also lrn2 5-man large. You can get 90k a floor on the Occults, which take 10-12 minutes on W77. As long as you teleport to shit when asked, you can usually be a pretty crap dg'er and not get noticed. Unless I'm hosting.. then I usually notice.