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AWWW! HE IS SO CUTE! Here's another picute of my dog bomber, who we've renamed Flux, short for Flux Capacitor. (Back to the Future Reference) because he has these dimples on his but that look like a flux capacitor XD he is the best dog. Though I do abuse him, I picked him up and threw him in the pool.. :D Thats how he sleeps, and its so funny cuz when anyone walks by he lifts up one eye lid very slowly and watches you walk away, and as soon as you walk out of his line of sight, the eye lid slowly closes again. ITS TOO FUNNY! (his eyes are only open so much because I have a dog treat in my hand XD

I don't think its possible to get this w/o botting... I'm going way out on a limb saying 60k per hour. 10,000,000/60,000 = 166 hours/24 = 7 days. Playing 7 days in three weeks. Eh. I guess its possible... There's always someone out there. oh well.

FakeitOrmakeIt, I wasn't saying they WERE the gov't. I am saying they run the gov't. For example, a politician might not vote for anti Taliban policies, because they fear for their lives. The Taliban absolutely rules out of fear, and please, PLEASE provide me the verse (if possible) where Muhammad says Allah is kind. Thats a legit request I am genuinely curious. Also no offence (i'm not sure if English is your second language or not) but the whole first paragraph doesn't make a lot of sense... Not as in ideas, but phrasing so... yea.

Unless you have proof that the Pakistani government is sanctioning the actions of the group of extremists I would say that's a very ignorant assumption indeed. The strange device in Pittsburgh was a pipe bomb that failed to go off. They had to divert the marathon route that went downtown because of it. My college had a group running to raise money for my Adviser's ovarian cancer treatments during this marathon, so it was a small shock when they switched things up like that. It would be somewhat shocking if this fellow who was responsible for the car bomb had just flown from Pittsburgh to Times Square...Seems unlikely. Like a terrorist attempting to maximize the, pardon the pun, terror. Conspiracies are more threatening than a single person acting alone. Wha? Taliban are not a "group of extremists" while they may be a group they are very much the true gov't force in most of those countries. Not ignorant at all, I've done my research.... have you?

Yep I meant Taliban. However, nowadays the gov't and the Taliban are relatively the same thing. (Even if the gov't won't acknowledge it)

Very true Romy. Too much of anything is bad. This involves everything.

"nerdish" is crude language vut. Tbh this whole topic is pretty much common sense. =\ discuss

yep

Yes, but people do it all the time. So I guess we can... And never said we were discarded him, but thats one person. ONE. And do not list the crusades...

fyi I sent the email to my other friend first (the girl's other best friend) and she said it was perfect. So yh i'll prolly remove it but tif is mad slow so cbf

1) Girls do gross me out fml. 2) I'm just gonna be frank. she's fat, and smells a lot. BADLY.

1995. Something more recent please. And yes, EVERY religion has bizarre bombers, and weird extremists (remember the old topic about the Christian woman who didn't feed her family, because she thought God would provide?) But if there could be a bar graph comparing Islam to other religions, it would excede the others by far.

wow

atypical extremists? Christianity has them too. no pic no proof =\ I'm being serious, show proof or don't say stuff like that. (I'm not automatically dismissing the idea of it mind you)

Thats not racist at all. *Hides from rocks* I mean, it's not like Taoists (or as you said, those angry violent Buddhists) blow up people all the time. Islam has had quite the rap sheet throughout the ages. But I've just broken my own rule >.< I think it was Islam, but I don't think Pakistan did it.

This is a little less formal of a news article. As I'm sure all of you know of the car bomb that was found in Times Square, Saturday night. Well... They caught the guy. NEW YORK - Authorities arrested a U.S. citizen in connection with the failed bombing attempt in New York's Times Square as he tried to leave the country, Attorney General Eric Holder said Tuesday. Faisal Shahzad, 30, was arrested at 11:45 p.m. ET Monday night by Customs and Border Protection agents after he boarded an Emirates airlines flight to Dubai at New York's JFK airport, officials told NBC News. U.S. government officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, said Shahzad made his flight reservation on the way to the airport and paid for his ticket in cash. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36892505/ns/us_news-security/ And also there was a bomb type device in Pittsburgh, which I'm pretty sure they said this wasn't a bomb. But if anyone has any other theories of that, feel free to discuss in this topic. Also, Pakistan took responsibility for bomb. Do you guys think the claim holds any validity? Pakistan is always trying to look badass... (Note, DO NOT discuss whether or not Islam is a religion of peace etc, that's just too off-topic. Even for off-topic.

Is that in reference to how I mentioned it like 6 times? Yea she was the first person I told. I know you guys remember, how could you evar forget :D Lol I decided not to quit hehe, thanks anyways. idc about typos. and it wasn't that serious... I have this certain tone of voice when I want emphasis, which is what I was implying with the all caps. I probably shouldn't have put this here, since as Quiet sowed (no offence) its hard to judge if I'm too harsh or not, if you don't know the dynamics. OT:do you still play rs?

uhhh [bleep]. =\ i thought i took that part out of there. [cabbage]. i'll fix that. anyways, no it wasn't occasional lying at all, it was onstop about everything, but those two lies just stood out to me. And wtf? attention seeking rage? ok i was't raging i said i used all caps for emphasis. edit:yea took that part out fml did not mean to leave it in there.

tds suck. i died on my first one :[

I self re-flect literally 24/7. Not even kidding.

LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL! This blog was created on my birthday. pro. gl dunging

No one can even keep up with you though :o

Why....

I wrote this e-mail to my ex best friend. Reader be wanred, there is heavy (language) and please do not reprot this >.< If you have a problem with it TELL ME and I will take it off. Thank you (but I have gone through it and bleeped out all the bad words) [spoiler="break up email&quot] Hello Lauren, Well after thinking about this heavily for several months I've come to a decision. And I have decided to let our friendship go. This is not a spur of the moment, and in fact I could see the end back in September of 2007. I've decided its only fair to let you know why I've made such a tumultuous decision. First and foremost: Feeling: I think this is the most important one, thus I'm putting it first. I feel like when I'm around you I have to act a certain way this is partly your fault, and partly my fault. However, this feeling should not exist. Friends are friends, because they know they can act usually however they want, and will still be accepted. This however was far from the case, and I didn't feel comfortable being around you hardly ever. Lying: This started out innocently enough, but it soon grew into a ravenous disease that frankly I'm tired of curing. I don't know if you always lied to me from the start, or what. But you started lying more and more often and frankly it's [bleep]ing [developmentally delayed]ed. At first I didn't know when you were lying, then I started noticing ,but said nothing. Then the lies started getting more and more outrageous "Omg this guy just picked me up on his back and carried me to class." Yea... ok Lauren. "When I run I sing as loud as I can and I don't care who's listening" That one made me think "so does Lauren even run?" Surely if you do go running you'd know how difficult it is to talk, let alone sing while running. Now, I am learning not to judge people, maybe you have such great lung power you CAN sing loudly, and run. However, you DO care what people think. You always have, and always will. Sure it may not affect most of things, such as the way you dress, but it definitely comes into play when affecting things you consider intimate. And I don't mean intimate in a carnal sexual way, or even a closeness to human beings, but merely a closeness to your soul, your core. I've seen this expressed times, even if only subtly for a moment. Singing, as most people feel as well and as I know you feel lies close to your heart. You'd hate it when people would diss your singing, even if you don't realize it, trust me you do. Sure you'd maybe sing quietly, but there's a big difference. Which I'll discuss in the next segment. Anyways, it is now at the point where I have to decide every time you utter a word. When you say you're at BAM reading Eclipse I don't know if you're actually at home masturbating, or still at ODU. Which to be honest I shouldn't have to, and now won't deal with anymore. Boundaries: You have none. And thats the point. You need to get some, and maybe once you do you'll meet a nice guy. Thats the truth Lauren. In this segment I'm combining Boundaries with a sub-section called "hint taking." Every freaking time I would talk to you on the phone we'd talk forever, which I did for YOU. I hate talking on the phone with all my soul (MAP doesn't count.) And I decided I wanted to stop talking to you "So Lauren I gotta go" you'd reply "Ok... so OMG have you heard Josh Gro-" GODDAMNIT LAUREN RE READ WHAT I JUST SAID. I HAVE TO GO. [bleep]. You never get the hint. When I say I have to go, I MEAN IT! Geez Lauren! What do you need me to say "Bye lauren." -click- thats a douchebag move, but maybe I shoud have just done it. Or in my car, when I said I had to go to babysit Tori @ 8 I think, you DIDN'T GET OUT TIL 9 O CLOCK. What the [bleep] woman? [cabbage]. When I drive up to your house, I say bye so you can get out. Not so you can sit in there wasting my gas. When I try to be nice, and hint at stuff you simply don't get it! And that will RUIN you if you don't shape up. And you'd constantly run over MY boundaries. Lauren, I'm gay and I don't think you REALIZE IT. CREATE SOME BOUNDARIES. When I'm with a hot guy, and he shows me pics of his gf etc you know what I do? I close him out of my mind, there's no point in trying to swim in dried up swimming pool. And you know what? If he says something like "lol suck my [bleep]" you know what I do? Bursh it off like a joke BECAUSE THATS WHAT IS. A [bleep]ING JOKE, NOT AN INVITATION TO PLAY TETHERBALL WITH HIS MANHOOD. Yet whenever I would talk to you, I could tell you still had a schoolgirl crush on me, which is why I never wanted to hang out with you. When you'd walk up to me, you'd check yourself over to make sure you looked good, which is ridiculous because we were friends, you SHOULDN'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. When I'm with Sarah, or my other friends (I don't really ever hang out with Mindy unfortunately) I can totally say crap like "im tired let me sleep in your [bleep]" Which even though that sounds kinda childish, immature, and gross, twas funny at the moment. Sarah would laugh, but Lauren if I said that to you, you'd get all wierd, and I'd expect you to say "Really" WOMAN@ I SUCK [rooster]! I'm SORRY! You'd do this wierd intimate thing and I'd feel really guilty when I would basically brush you off. Lauren find a straight guy, and make "wicked hot sex like a twilight book" But please, PLEASE respect people's boundaries, and make your own! Anyways, moving on. Included in this segment is don't take every thing at face value, ok? If I say you look sexy its a polite way to say you look nice, I don't mean I'm attracted to you, or I think you look sexy. BECAUSE i'm gay! NOTE: I am not saying you're ugly. So. But if you think you are I can't be [bleep]ed anymore. Moving on. I feel like I constantly have to tip-toe around your feelings, if I say "Hey Lauren, that shirt doesn't look good on you" then you'd be offended. If I said "hey lauren... you kind of smell" you'd get offended. I never ssay it to demean or belittle you, I tell you so you don't make the mistake again, perhaps when on a date. [cabbage] woman. Also, the all caps in this (and following) paragraphs is for emphasis, as is the language, I don't hate you, I told you that via text, and am telling you now., But If I don't make you hurt, you will NEVER LEARN. HURR DURR HURRAY: Lauren. I don't like coming to your pity parties, so please, stop having them. Goddamn. Whenever I'd try to do anything you'd be like "oh hey remember when I was molested. I had a nightmare about that" WHATEVER. STOP BRINGING IT UP. [bleep]! ARGHHH. Lauren I'm sorry you were molested, even though you said you enjoyed it (or maybe you made it up idk idc) but people this day and age don't wanna hear about it! Stop trying to one up me in your little [cabbage]ty life contest. And then you start to lie about how you have such a horrible life. OH YEAH OK LAUREN YOU HAVE A [bleep]ING HORRIBLE LIFE HURR DURR. YOU HAVE A PAID CAR, PAID COLLEGE, AND IDK OTHER STUFF. So you have curfew. fyl. So your mom calls you names. fyl. LIFES TOUGH, WEAR SOME CROCODILE SKIN. I mean I was raped, and can't even tell my parents because they would accuse me of lying and kick me out. I was spit on and kicked and had my books thrown to the ground and my clothes torn. I can't tell my parents. Why? Because being gay is apparently a choice and a sin. I'm mocked in my own church, my own Christian brothers bashing [bleep]s, literally and metaphorically. BUT GUESS WHATTTTTTTTTTTT. I learned to hide it@ Not tell anyone! And guess what! Most people think i'm normal! Hurray! See, it's not that hard. :) And you know? I feel better! Because I know I'm not pouring my unwanted crap down peoples throats. PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. I mean Lauren, you might be crying idk. BUT THIS IS THE TRUTH LAUREN. I'm saying it to help you, no one wants to hurt your feelings so no one says it. But I'll say it! Take my words into your heart Lauren, and maybe eventually you'll look back onthis email nad say "you know? I'm horribly hurt that i'm not friends with Sam, but I am a better person now because of it" Common Ties: Pretty short segment Lauren, we have nothing in common. You love your math and school and reading and josh groban and korean music. I love my manson, fashion, video games, sports, friends, etc. But in all reality we have nothing in common, so why be friends? I asked you and you gave this [cabbage] answer "cuz I feel safe" in other words "i'm still crushing on you.' right? Right? I honestly don't care if the philosophy teacher is an mk, or OMG this girl named Gusheshanaqualataniqua couldn't find the vector of the hypotenuse of pascal's triangle. BIG WHOOP. Sorry. We have nothing in common, thus why I didn't like hanging out with you. We don't even like the same movies! Or books, or music etc. That can't be helped, and shouldn't be helped. THIS SEGMENT IS REALLY LONG! You exaggerate you too much. The end. It got bizarre at one point, so I basically just stopped reading your texts saying [cabbage] like "omg i just ran a mile in 2.3 minutes and just powerwalked a 4 minute mile" OK LAUREN WHATEVER. Timing: Kinda unrelated. Anyways, the reason I waited until now to tell you, is I didn't want to ruin your birthday, or your first weekned of summer. However, I didn't respond to your texts not because I'm a passive aggressive rat bastard, but so now you aren't as shocked. (btw, my phone was acting funky and I honestly didn't get your texts that I think you sent on tue and thur until fri afternoon) And now you have all summer to find a better more secure and assertive (or passive if thats how you roll) person that you can grow closer to. Ending: Ok Lauren. Thats it. Theres probably more,but those were the key ones. As stated, I don't hate you. And I know whats how it came off in the letter, because I wanted to. You have to feel persecution until it pierces your soul, only then can it heal and become stronger. Move on Lauren, you'll probably go on writing a record deal and curing cancer while I stay at Map communications saying crap like "Hi! Thank you for calling the law firm of Mofadoski and mofadoski! Sam speaking, how can I make you smile!?" until I degrade into nothingness. But I'm ok with that, because that will be my path. Choose your own path, if you need to leave your house so you can be a teacher, than do it! You are more than competent enough to get a job to pay for rent, and scholarships for college. You're [bleep]ing smart, woman. But don't let people make those choices for you! And thats why I'm sending you this now, so you can start your second year of college with a clean slate. Btw, Mindy says she is open to talk to tomorrow, and will be home. And when you respond to this e-mail, LET YOURSELF GO! Call me a [rooster] sucking [bleep], go ahead! I will not be offended! Say whatever you want with no repercussions! Say I'm wrong about it all, even though I'm not if you need to say it, SAY IT! DON'T BE RESTRAINED, BECOME THE WOMAN YOU WERE BORN TO BE. Good Bye Lauren, Sam. Once again, if you see a word that should be blocked, tell me! I will bleep it! I do not mean to censor evade! (but I do know I'll miss some words)

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