Saru Inc

What if I told you that I was China? And... yeah that's why I hate rules, lol.

The only reason people exert power is because they are unhappy with themselves *tip* Lol I just meant I'm perfectly fine with shitty posts being removed. But like, when the definition of shitty shifts from "posts the entire community hates" to "posts that a mod hates", that pisses me off.

IF YOUR NAME IS JERAMBO PLS DO NOT READ THIS POST I HAVE NOTHING OF VALUE. I'm all geared up

I just got them as a Slayer task :) But no - I logged off shortly after you did.

lmfao when people take youtube comments so seriously:

I really hate censorship. and I don't mean the fact that all these following words will be censored: [bleep]ing [bleep] [bleep] [rooster] [bleep], what I mean is someone exerting their "power" over another for no other reason then to remind themselves that although they are unhappy with themselves on a deep level, here, in this moment of time, they are God.

----- To whoever removed my post without informing me: Please do not erase my posts without due cause. If I'm quoting an "offensive" picture then sure remove that - but please do not remove my text, even if you really want to. Also: Please work on not being offending by someone who meant no offense to you. The picture that was removed was posted in good fun, and all parties involved in the picture were well aware of it. ------ On topic: time for lava wyrms

So? I don't care if they don't look like what a cape "should" look like, or what a "normal" cape looks like - I love them for what they are. Their uniqueness appealed to me and made me want to get 99 in that skill.

That's dumb... (toggle) From a pker's standpoint, that's dumb. However, if you look at the tasks that are toggleable, they are either far stronger than regular tasks (TDs), or they are of a special nature that Jagex is aware the majority may not find appealing.

I shall avenge ye through infiltration of this decrepit organization Journal Log of Saru Inc - The Last Spy of the 6th Age Hide Your Tip.iters - Rune-Date Log: Some date system I never bothered learning Day 1: These savages merely claim to be players. Instead they are sirenic basilisks of the maw- luring players in with promises of hello'ing your tip.iters. upon first sight, however, your stats are reduced and your mind is trapped as they slowly eat away at your armor with 'lol' and friendly chat. Day 2: I am unaware of previous chats, even the notion of saying fairwell to tip.iters is as alien as I can fathom. Through casual coincidence, I received a slayer task in a dungeon. Upon entering, I retrieve my sears headband, and upon equipping as a light source, i noted oddly that I could not see myself, so close to the light. Staring down at my arm yields the ground beneath it, my entire body invisible to all those who are not hyt Day 3: i am the abyss.

For a second there I thought you got that on your Ironman :\ Gz gz gz nice clues keep it up

I went to wildy wyrms... surprisingly good money (for now) - searing ashes were selling for 8.5-9k. And because it's so close to 30 wilderness, if someone comes you don't like just stay in combat, surge to the south and hope you can get to lvl 29 wildy before combat ends. Or you can just pay Jerambo for protection, like I did.

wut. they're going to remove the raised shoulders? I [bleep]ing love that part. Idk why. I just think it looks boss as hell :\

Mish also wanted to congratulate you on 99 slay while he's drooling over AMERICAN ice cream

refill'd my mouthhole with:

To be honest, there's only one requirement on that list: Livid [bleep]ing Farm. Also, the [bleep] is up with these prices, Hagex:

wait [bleep]ing what i log out to go refill my mouth hole and you get [bleep]ing 99 slayer? Very very nice. Edit: hold up do you play on windows 97

Yea you should try them with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

If I had known you had all that juicy loot in your inventory.. :XD: I came back with Nox bow. Then realizd I had Royal still in inven. I also had my still unused Ammy of Souls that I just made. [bleep]in' rip. Thank god for Yak. Also that loot is like 100k You would kill Saru of the clan Inc for 100k?

This is all of EOC: http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Book (scroll down to mid page) All basic abilities should go into slots 1-9. Except Surge (mage) and Escape (range) take that shit out. Once you've reached 100%, use your skills Damage Ultimate. For Melee it's Berserk - Range: Death's Swiftness, Mage: Sunshine Once that happens, get back up to 50-60 Adrenaline, and unleash thresholds for epic [bleep]ing damage. And by epic [bleep]ing damage, I'm referring to this: (My fastest Araxxor kill.. the good part is at like 3:20, right after I slide off the wall. I deal like 60k damage in 2-3 thresholds).

SUCH A GODDAMN GENTLEMEN. HE DIDN'T EVEN PK ME EVEN THOUGH I TRIED TO GET HIM TO BY SAYING I HAD 9 SCALPS IN MY INVEN. LITTLE DID HE KNOW, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE 9 SCALPS IN MY INVEN. AND HE STILL DIDN'T PK ME - CLEARLY A GREAT GUY!

Lmfao

First off Van Go, I'll buy you a bond provided you make breakfast in bed. Second off, nah. A lot of the new bosses don't need quests. Like those massive spider corpse pictures I always post (Araxxor/Araxxi), only thing required is a hell of a lot of food.

Ffs is there a sower title? And to be fair I quit after getting 99 agility and 99 mining (95 before lrc, I think)

Where you must get each possible rare drop with each loot beam type possible. New Update: Reign Rain Rainbows Week The Jagex Ninja team introduces it's first Solomon event: Reign Rain Rainbows Week! Introducing over 15 different colors and 12 different types of loot Rainbows! Available for a certain amount of bonds scaling to your total level, with 140 bonds need for one color at 2500+ total. Now if you've always wanted that Elysian Sigil to shine in Elysian blue with a No Ozone Rainbow effect, this is your lucky day!!!! In other news: unfortunately, a recently terminated employee erased our thresholds server data so everyone's kill count has been reset to 0. A fresh start for all!! Race to get to the first 100 kills of any monster, and we'll broadcast your name saying you did just that!