Saru Inc

July 1st, the day that I started the hunt: Now: [bleep] my life.

sigh you thought life was great, right? I have 400k to my name atm. 4 sextus keys left. After that I'll go do the hard clue scroll in my bank, then snort some keys of coke irl and blow my brains out.

I would think this would make the email seem more legitimate, no? It is Jagex, after all...

I got these earlier today: So far I've purchased 154 sextus keys, 9 left before I go beg friends for money to finish this bow. on this plus side?!?! I literally got 97-99 Summoning in charms banked :)

FFS now I wonder if I've already gotten a signet VI but teled l0l... (135 kills so far)

Ok, so that happened to you, too? When I got signet V, I definitely did not see it in the loot pile, but after walking away I saw the signet.

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Hit a lag spike ontop of a quintus line and started off the night with this, And as much as I love losing a yak full of sharks + a 700k key.. On the 117th Quintus... Idk if you can tell, but at first I didn't see it!! i just picked up the coins and what have you. I ran to the door to restart, when I was like wtf is that ring on the floor? Could it be? Could.... it....be...?

That is absurd. =D>

Are you still going to make a profit? Or just trying to cut your losses? [hide] Secundus is the one killing me right now. 120 dry. 125th Kill :-| Meanwhile, I'm out of money so I have to sell my Crowns of Seasons. I got one from a spin, so I don't mind selling that one. But the other one I skilled like crazy to make ^^ I don't think I have those numbers correct, because I had about 290-300m gp before starting this. Now I have 10m in gp and 15m in items... Loot so far (Sold for Sextus keys): Disregard COS, I withdrew them without realizing. [/hide] What does better then xxxxx mean? Oh, Sewage Kat got an ascension bow in under like two days. I'm comparing my results to his. The red is where I did worse.... The blue is where I did better....

Is that your last signet to get? Yeah, I've duoed 4 kills of Quintus with friends, so I'm curious if he's dropped signet to them and didn't tell me :P

Secundus is the one killing me right now. 120 dry. 125th Kill :-| Meanwhile, I'm out of money so I have to sell my Crowns of Seasons. I got one from a spin, so I don't mind selling that one. But the other one I skilled like crazy to make :( ^^ I don't think I have those numbers correct, because I had about 290-300m gp before starting this. Now I have 10m in gp and 15m in items... Loot so far (Sold for Sextus keys): Disregard COS, I withdrew them without realizing.

Yeah.... I'm out of money. At first I was like "f it" when I was 65 dry at secundus, but then I got like3 signets in one day so I was like ok i'll keep going.... I have 3 sextus keystones left, I really don't want to sell my crowns of seasons for gp, though.

well im [bleep]ed. 90 dry at sextus, 100 dry at quintus

well im [bleep]ed. 90 dry at sextus, 100 dry at quintus

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff loot so far from ascen dung regardless, I'm now roughly 100 dry on quintus, and I'm basically out of money at this point.

Thanks! I got signet II last night, after 126 Secundus kills. I just need Sextus/Quintus, and if I can get SOMETIME SOON, I will profit... I am however currentlyout of GP to buy more keys, so I will be hunting for them instead lol... I've already killed 60 ish of both Quintus and Sextus, so hopefully I can those last two signets quite soon.

2 more :DDDDDDDDDDD I also have roughly 19m of loot not counting the 7 keystone drops I've gotten.

Good news: Bad news: I've officially died 11 times today at quintus, 18 times total at Quintus. I experience *extreme* lag in that damn room, nowhere else. When he spawns the lines my character just like freezes then runs back and forth - like what happens when you click a lot of different places all at once. However, I do not do that. I've tried many different methods - I am also aware of the glitch where you can cross the line while using an ability to not take damage. All that stuff is n/a though, because my char will take 5-6k damage when those idiot lines spawn. Still, here's my chart so far: Total profit assumes that a) I get the last 3 signets with the keys I have purchased l left (30 sextus 30 quintus 30 secundus) b) it also doesn't take into account all of the loot I have from here, because I've yet to calc it.

Wow, I'm literally horrible at updating this. I just get in the zone and then forget about the blog :( In other news, I'm hunting for the ascension bow! woot woot If you can decode this be my guest, it's my buy list - I'm not sure it's been updated completely. KEYS USED: Primus: Secundus: 50 – 25m 30-18m 1 dropped Tertius: – 30 15m 1 dropped – 14 more – 10m Signet on ~44th kll Quartus: 13th Kill – 6.1m - Signet Quintus: 1 dropped 30 bought – 18.5m Sextus:1 – 30 – 26m Total: 118m

Ok my quote button isn't working, so pretend I'm quoting: Saramage said: Money maker????? I'm down 200M on these [bleep]ers ffs Yeah... Hopefully I won't go that far... The big iffies are Primus/sextus. The rest are cheap/easy. EXCEPT FOR QUINTUS. I DIE ON LIKE EVERY OTHER ROUND. why???? Because I don't move the millisecond the line spawns on top of me.

Trin, HOW HOW HOW A THOUSAND TIMES HOW. 1) 2) Don't ruin my money maker method please trin sir please

And we hated every minute of it.