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Complex things are always better than simple things. Except in the case of Quests. Elemental Workshop should never have existed. EOC really isn't so bad once you get to know it.

You make no sense... They want you to log in and immediately become immersed in the first struggle of the sixth age. Then again only a runescape player would log in and say to themselves "ohhh shiny new interface that might get my better xp rates and faster kills!" and become completely oblivious to the interesting lore they would be immersed in. I hope these players get "pillar'ed" so I can loot their graves. I really don't mean to be cynical about this, but do you guys actually care what happens? I've always found the 'lore' of RuneScape to be particularly bad. I'm not sure why, I've just never cared about any of it :s I liked the first Sea Slug quest, and Making HIstory, and that's it.

random skilling. working ever so slowly towards 99 fish/wc/rc. Dear God, I do not like these sklls. 200k to 92 Fish, 400k to 92 Wc, 500k to 92 RC.

Playing Runescape with all the sounds muted for over 10 years now 8)

Open your world map, bank, and other interfaces. It'll often fix the blackscreen. If you're near Edge, I've had a canoe fix the problem. Just go to barb village or something and back.

So, I'm going to need everyone to set up 'optimized' setups for various things around runescape, such as Jadinkos, DG, Nex, idk. And then post pictures so I can copy you. I tried last night making my own set up and all I did was Detroit up my screen.

Torva looks so ugly :x Awesome drops! Keep it up! (Like you need encouragement). Pernix looks like it makes a huge difference at Armadyl, vs. wearing Armadyl.

Yep! However, a 90% transparent wouldn't, which is what I would have it on most of the time. Luddite. Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes. Luddite. Luddite.

Psst, you can already turn off the familiar click options on the live game. ;P Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????????????? All this time, all this time, lost! So many emotions; confusion, hatred, shock, disgust, awe.

Resizeable minimap, transparent bank windows, familar options turnoffable... NIS is going to be pretty great

They were good, haha... Dungeoneering really killed the game for me. I mean, I love it now that I know how to play it, but when I was a noob it was torture. When I quit I just worked more hours at my job for some $$$$. Then I got on Xbox and did Mass Effect, then I was like oh yeah Runescape, I remember that. thank you, kind sir.

So 4th and 5th captains are really up for grabs as for which types they are? I don't get anymore morale missions then I do sf missions.... If only I could get 6 captains lol.

Good, good.. I came back to RS in Feb. Do you still play?

Outdated DGSweeper is a version of DGSweeper that is outdated.

You're alive?! 99 Summoning - 15th 99 - rank 37,552 - 7/19/13

PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS IS NOT WHAT I THINK THIS IS. SOMEONE CALL THE COPS AND REPORT A MURDER. OF JAGEX PROPORTIONS. On topic: 99 Summoning - 15th 99 - rank 37,552 - 7/19/13

Guys, I forget, does Fortune of the Seas stack with Jade Merchants ability? Just got my 2nd in two days :D

I play merely for the interaction with other players, that can be achieved despite my oddball work schedule. I also like some of the mechanisms behind Runescape, which bring me back to play. I do however, hate most things in RuneScape. Almost all of them are related to grinding, or British humour.

^^ That really sucks Battosai :s I really hate quests. I really, really hate quests that are based off of a meme that is older than Kanye and Swift. Many space bars gave their lives so that this quest could be completed without sacrificing such precious [bleep]s. Also: just how much was this quest nerfed? ^^ I had 1 rock tail in my inven when I started the fight. And as the chatbox tells you, I didn't use abilites for like most of the fight >.< Finally. NEVER AGAIN, UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, QUESTS. And lastly, so long cape, you were my least favorite of my 4 capes.

whoever wrote the ele workshop iv guide needs to be taken out by firing squad. I like to pride myself in the fact that I can read, but WTF DOES THIS MEAN: After making the cosmic gloves, head back down to the lowest level of the workshop. Go through the door that Da-vi (the automaton) opened which leads into the Chaos room found opposite the Cosmic room. Against the west wall you will find a Shabby book on the table (In the north-west corner). Take this and read it. The basic idea of this puzzle is to give Da-Vi commands by feeding an instruction cube with an address cube into the CPU. The player must use the RAM device to select 2 cubes to be sent to the CPU device so Da-Vi may perform the task. Unfortunately, you will find that a few of the essential command cubes have not yet been placed onto the conveyor belt. Your job is to instruct him to retrieve the missing cubes so that you can, ultimately, instruct him to smash through the wall containing the chamber where the chaos machine is located. Further complicating matters, one location or "address" is broken (Astral Plate). You will need to use other commands to fix this tile in order to get the plate needed to access the chaos machine. On the south-east side of the machine, there are a series of levers. The two on the south-facing wall operate the RAMs, which send cubes into the CPU. The four other levers all activate the conveyor belt, moving the cubes on it either five steps or one step in either direction; the northernmost one runs five steps counterclockwise, the next down runs only one step counterclockwise, the next runs one step clockwise, and the last one runs five steps clockwise. If you put the wrong instruction into the CPU, right clicking it gives a "Flush CPU" option to clear it out. To operate the computer, Da-vi must be given an instruction and an address, represented by two cubes in the CPU (in any order). The instruction cubes are "get", "put", "break", and "operate". "Get" will make Da-Vi pick up objects at the address, if able. "Put" will make him put an object he is holding down at a specified address. "Break" will make him smash one of the two "temporary walls" on the south side of the chamber. "Operate" is used to power up the chaos machine. The addresses, all named after runes and their symbols, are the large stone tokens with rune symbols on them. Note that the astral token is broken, so this must be fixed before Da-Vi can be issued a command involving it. You will need to have Da-Vi smash the wall, then retrieve a blank token from the south-western corner and put it on the workbench. You carve a new astral icon on the token, then you pick it up and replace the broken astral token. You will need to "get" multiple tokens from the stacks in order to achieve this. Simply repeat the first two steps below changing the token destination for Da-vi. NOTE: If the symbols on the blocks are hard to see, hover over the block with your mouse to see what it is. The machine will only execute a command when a pair of cubes (instruction and address) have individually been RAMmed into the CPU (in either order). The conveyor belt can be moved anytime, so the required cubes do not have to be adjacent to end up in the CPU together. To repair the astral floor token, the instructions are: Get + Nature (tells him to get the cube on the shelf over the nature token) Put + Mind (this puts whatever he is holding onto the machine) This should have put the cube with the law rune on it onto the conveyor belt. Get + Cosmic Put + Mind This should have put the cube with the fire rune on it onto the conveyor belt. Break + Law Get + Fire Put + Water This puts a blank token on the workbench. Chaos machine concept art. You must then carve it using a chisel and hammer, and you receive an Astral token. Use the token on the broken astral token to replace it. To break the second wall, Da-vi needs to get the earth cube, which requires getting the astral cube first. So now you should tell Da-vi to: Get + Body Put + Mind Get + Astral Put + Mind ​This should have put the cube with the earth rune on it onto the conveyor belt. Break + Earth Operate + Chaos This instructs Da-Vi to break the second wall, then turn the chaos machine on. You cannot safely use the chaos machine unless you have equipped the Cosmic Gloves you made earlier. You will take damage and have to instruct Da-Vi to turn it back on,however, you will not be drained of thieving levels if you misfire the machine. Once you are properly prepared, place a primed bar on the Machine table and operate the Draining machine to charge it into a chaos bar. This machine will drain your thieving level by 39. If players want to make more chaos bars, they must go back to the CPU and again enter: Operate + Chaos (Remember to wear your Cosmic Gloves) It is suggested to either use super restores, find a creative way to die (bank your items first of course), or teleport to Daemonheim, enter a dungeon and then exit, as 39 thieving levels will take roughly 39 minutes to recharge normally (1 level per 60 seconds). Once the desired number of chaos bars has been acquired, return upstairs to the first basement level and use the bar(s) on the workbench (with the shabby book in your inventory) to make your choice of chaos equipment. To complete the quest, the player must make at least one set of Chaos boots which requires only the Shabby book in your inventory to make, or else a message will appear saying "You don't know how to work this bar yet." Congratulations, Quest Complete!

That would be awful, considering the best way to do it is to let them hit you to low hp, at which point they no longer damage you. This is Jagex we're talking about though, remember killing the desert strykewyrm with an ancient staff? That task confused me so much >.< I'm like wait.. what?

Junkies on the street corner would also be an acceptable choice.

DEM QUESTS. I spent over an hour on battlephish. After the 3rd death I started taking pictures of the board and comparing :P So I only died 6 times - I don't know what the mathematical probability of this is, but I literally checked every single square of the board over the course of the 3 deaths, except for the 3 spots where that boat was. Doing ele workshop now.

I would like this. A dung toolbox, so to speak, for those necklaces, herbicide, bags, and whatnot. Inb4nobuyrunecoins4solomon'sstore Hahaha. I will hang my head low, and admit I've bought about 4 bank booster sets :s I didn't realize it was so taboo at the time.

Not sure if this was posted - but a 'crate' or whatever in your bank to hold all your DG items? :o (degraded or non-degraded). I know that in getting 120 DG I want to get every item from DG but, so long bank space. I know that's a joke, but it would be impossible since you wouldn't be comp anymore :P Yeah, I just love how JAGEX is like "omg so these taksks get u to know dah game!" So, if you have a cape that says "Hi, I'm XXXXX and my life is RuneScape." Well, apparently that's just not good enough for Jagex. They have to make sure you've done every dang thing in the game, including chopping trees in one area, that you may never have chopped before.