Lol, Michael Richards. Kramer, how far you have fallen. I dunno my list would include Hedberg, Seinfeld, Robin Williams, Mencia (before he sold out and got that really crappy show), Stephen Lynch. I think my favorite might be Jim Gaffigan though, he looks like he's on the verge of selling out though. Still really darn funny, and he doesn't have to swear or do anything ridiculous to be funny.