joke_slayer

back to that lovely cave :) and why does everyone consider turoths that bad...

i have noticed that about slayer tasks as well if i get a monster that actually drops clues, ill usually get at least one per task, maybe 2 or sometimes 3

well.... back to that cave filled with cave horrors =P

here is some advice from a clue veteran (2 robin hood hats so far =) ) 1) kill jellies, they are tha monster that has given me the most clues, and i know of someone who averages 300k per hour killing jellies for clues 2) do you clue as quickly as possible, i have noticed (or it could be coincidence) that the quicker you do a clue the better the reward 3) careful with sara mages, they are very powerful. A lot of people say wear dragon hide and protect from melee, this is wrong, take an antipoison or two, some lobbies and full rune and protect from magic, the hit less this way, zammy mages in contrast are very easy, they should die before you empty your dd spec bar on them, nevertheless, protect from magic, they can hit hard

woot

let me see countless rune items (mainly helms) some 5 half keys (+ 2 from random events) d med from barrows (2nd ever trip) d med from fire giants 6 lava staves and black mistic bottoms yesterdar at aberrant specters 2 white mistic boots from cockatrices a clue from jellies (ROBIN pl0x) a clue from turoths (ROBIN pl0x) ranger boots from a ranger at lessers =P guthix skirt from drop party =P (dont these two count though)

ty for the support btw: ( :P finally managed to get a pic)

clue on first kill =)

wow aberrant specters are good, 4 lava staffs; black mistic bottoms and still 100+ to go

i got assigned aberrant specters for slayer, i know their attack is magic based so i wear dragonhides, however the longest i can last is like 10 specters with an inventory full of lobsters, or i can use guthans to heal un bloodvelds, but it takes 2-3 bloodvelds to heal for each specter. so i want know what is the best way for killing these (bare in mind i have a rather low budget)

back to slayer

woot more dagannoths

welcom to runescape big, red and incredibly evil (examine a greater demon)

more dagannoths; love those guys a ton of seeds and incredible exp, too bad you need cannonballs

buy iron ore 100; coal 150-200 ea; smelt; sell for 550-600 ea (prices may be a bit out of date)

finished with the dagannoths 1k exp from 64 range :(

actually i did the quest at level 54 herblore (with evil stew) so you dont need to train it that high, it would be better but if your lazy..... anyway im going for 85 slayer or higher too (65 currently) gl with your goal

ty

finished with lessers

tasks cont. 56. 154 cave horrors Interesting drops: black mask, rune dagger x2, clue (lvl 3) x3, herbs, seeds, alchable items, nats Other: N/A COMPLETED 57. 114 fever spiders Interesting drops: kwuarms Other: N/A COMPLETED 58. 25 iron drags, switched to 26 bears Interesting drops: N/A Other: N/A COMPLETED 59. 31 iron drags, switched to 34 banshees Interesting drops: Other: 60. Interesting drops: Other:

If you read this please leave a reply hi i am joke slayer (muahaha34 in game) and i enjoy slayer, im making this blog to record my journey from 63 slayer to (hopefully) 85 and beyond here are my stats and bank: I will be using the zanaris slayer 1) tasks 2) clues 3) what im selling/buying 4) pictures 1) The Tasks 1. 112 cockatrices interesting drops: clue (lvl 2); limpwurt roots; herbs and seeds Other: 64 slayer COMPLETED 2. 141 jungle horrors Interesting drops: clue (lvl 2); pineapple; teak & mahogany logs; herbs Other: N/A COMPLETED 3. 143 bloodveld Interesting drops: 4 rune meds; bloods; fires Other: 77 strength COMPLETED 4. 117 lesser demons Interesting drops: Fires; Chaos; deaths; alchable items Other: 76 attack COMPLETED 5. 154 dagannoths Interesting drops: clue (lvl 2) x2; a lot of medium-high level seeds Other: 65 slayer (missed pic) COMPLETED 6. 40 iron dragons; switched to 12 cave bugs Interesting drops: N/A Other: 77 hp (lol) COMPLETED 7. 158 jungle horrors Interesting drops: Clue (lvl 2); pineapple; teak & mahogany logs; herbs Other: 76 defence and 95 combat COMPLETED 8. 36 iron dragons; switched to 15 monkeys Interesting drops: N/A Other: N/A COMPLETED 9. 156 cockatrices Interesting drops: clue (lvl 2) x2; limpwurt roots; herbs and seeds; 2 white mistic boots Other: N/A COMPLETED 10. 127 dagannoths Interesting drops: a ton of medium-high level seeds; oyster pearls Other: N/A COMPLETED 11. 165 trolls Interesting drops: herbs; seeds; rune war hammer; alchable items Other: 64 range COMPLETED 12. 121 dagannoths Interesting drops: clue (lvl 2); a ton of medium-high level seeds Other: 66 slayer (missed pic :( ) COMPLETED 13. 111 greater demons Interesting drops: rune full helm; fire runes; chaos runes; death runes Other: N/A COMPLETED 14. 110 fire giants Interesting drops: rune scimmy; about 1k fires; deaths; chaos; rune arrows; herbs Other: N/A COMPLETED 15. 39 iron drags; switched to 42 skeletons Interesting drops: herbs Other: N/A COMPLETED 16. 111 dagannoths Interesting drops: a ton of medium-high level seeds; oyster pearls Other: 65 range COMPLETED 17. 163 jellies Interesting drops: clue (lvl 3); 2 rune full helms; alchable items; gems Other: N/A COMPLETED 18. 111 dagannoths (again) Interesting drops: clue (lvl 2); a ton of medium-high level seeds Other: 67 slayer (missed pic again) COMPLETED 19. 126 lesser demons Interesting drops: 750 fires; 2 rune meds; chaos runes Other: 77 attack (missed pick as always) COMPLETED 20. 162 aberrant specters Interesting drops: 6 lava battle staves; black mistic bottoms; 2 rune full helms; and avalance of herbs; herb seeds Other: 77 defence (guess) COMPLETED 21. 157 blue drags Interesting drops: clue (lvl 3) x3; bones and hides obviously; various runes; rune dagger Other: 78 strength; 78 hp; 96 combat COMPLETED 22. 31 iron drags, switched to 19 minotaurs Interesting drops: N/A Other: N/A COMPLETED 23. 127 dagannoths :D Interesting drops: a lot of medium-high level seeds Other: 68 slayer (missed pic) COMPLETED 24. 164 cave horrors Interesting drops: seeds, herbs, clue (lvl 3), alchable items, logs, half key Other: lederhosen hat COMPLETED 25. 149 jungle horrors (cant be bothered) :oops: switched to: 19 banshees Interesting drops: herbs Other: N/A COMPLETED 26. 151 jungle horrors (see above) switched to: 49 kalphite Interesting drops: N/A Other: N/A COMPLETED 27. 158 dust devils (W00T) Interesting drops: herbs, gems, 2,1k fires (yes, really), nature tally, souls, chaos, rune arrows Other: N/A COMPLETED 28. 114 Turoths Interesting drops: clue (lvl 3) x3; herbs; seeds; laws; nats Other: 66 range COMPLETED 29. 157 bloodvelds Interesting drops: rune med, bloods, fires Other: 78 attack COMPLETED 30. 125 greater demons Interesting drops: clue (lvl 3) x2; fire runes; chaos runes; death runes Other: 69 slayer COMPLETED 31. 18 wall beasts Interesting drops: N/A Other: N/A COMPLETED 32. 35 iron drag, switched to 16 cave slimes Interesting drops: N/A Other: N/A COMPLETED 33. 161 elves; switched after about 40 to: 21 banshees Interesting drops: green dhide armour, tiny elf crystals; pure ess Other: N/A COMPLETED 34. 133 aberrant specters (i love these guys) Interesting drops: clue (lvl 3) x2; rune full helm; 4 lava staffs; a mountain of herbs; decent seeds; alchable goods Other: N/A COMPLETED 35. 163 desert lizards Interesting drops: metal ores; herbs; fires Other: 78 defence COMPLETED 36. 166 fire giants Interesting drops: alchable items, fires, chaos, laws, bloods, herbs Other: 79 hp; 97 combat COMPLETED 37. 160 shadow warriors Interesting drops: alchable items, assorted runes; weapon poisons, herbs, gems Other: 79 strength COMPLETED 38. 10 wall beasts (what did i do to deserve this ?) Interesting drops: N/A Other: N/A COMPLETED 39. 165 hellhounds (clues pl0x) Interesting drops: clue (lvl 3) x4 Other: 70 slayer COMPLETED 40. 158 dagannoths (just as i got enough money to afford the cannonballs) Interesting drops: a ton of seeds, oyster pearls; Other: N/A COMPLETED 41. 144 trolls Interesting drops: alchable items; herbs; seeds; nats; laws; earths Other: N/A COMPLETED 42. 133 jellies :) Interesting drops: chaos; deaths, gems, rune full helm; alchable items Other: N/A COMPLETED 43. 162 greater demons Interesting drops: clue (lvl 3), gems, fires, chaos, deaths, rune full helm, alchable items Other: 79 defence COMPLETED 44. 38 iron drags, switched to 36 dogs Interesting drops: N/A Other: N/A COMPLETED 45. 18 bronze dragons, to burnthorpe: 34 cows Interesting drops: N/A Other: N/A COMPLETED 46. 155 fire giants Interesting drops: rune scimmy x2, 1,2k fires, chaos, bloods, herbs, gems, rune arrows Other: 71 SLAYER COMPLETED 47. 153 fever spiders Interesting drops: kwuarms Other: N/A COMPLETED 48. 13 bronze drags, switched to: 29 wolves Interesting drops: N/A Other: N/A COMPLETED 49. 38 iron dragons, switched to: 19 cave slime #-o Interesting drops: N/A Other: N/A COMPLETED 50. 119 cave crawlers (i think she hates me :D ) Interesting drops: herbs and seconds Other: 79 attack and 98 combats COMPLETED 51. 34 iron drags (yes she hates me), switched to: 34 banshees Interesting drops: herbs, p essence Other: N/A COMPLETED 52. 8 mutant zygomites :wall: Interesting drops: N/A Other: N/A COMPLETED 53. 117 jungle horrors, switced to: 46 wolves Interesting drops: N/A Other: N/A COMPLETED 54. 150 trolls (finally something decent) Interesting drops: earths, nats, herbs, seeds, coal, alchable items Other: 80 hp COMPLETED 55. 132 greater demons Interesting drops: clue (lvl 3), gold bars, gems, fires, death, chaos, rune full helm x2, nat tally Other: 60 prayer (from genie) COMPLETED 56. 154 cave horrors Interesting drops: black mask, rune dagger x2, clue (lvl 3) x3, herbs, seeds, alchable items, nats Other: N/A COMPLETED 57. 114 fever spiders Interesting drops: kwuarms Other: N/A COMPLETED 58. 25 iron drags, switched to 26 bears Interesting drops: N/A Other: N/A COMPLETED 59. 31 iron drags, switched to 34 banshees Interesting drops: herbs, pure ess Other: N/A COMPLETED 60. 111 kurasks Interesting drops: alchable items, white berries, herbs, nats, pineapples Other: 69 range 61. Interesting drops: Other: 62. Interesting drops: Other: 63. Interesting drops: Other: 2) The clues Killing medium/high level monsters gets people a lot of clues (which i particularly enjoy doing). Here is the list of the clues i got so far. 1) Monster: cockatrice Clue level: 2 Reward: addy axe; addy h2 kite; yew longbow; 15 deaths; 13 nats 2) Monster: jungle horror Clue level: 2 Reward: 11 laws; yew shortbow; addy plate; addy full helm 3) Monster: Dagannoth Clue level: 2 Reward: 60 water runes; addy dagger; addy axe 4) Monster: Dagannoth Clue level: 2 Reward: addy h1 kite; addy h3 kite; addy pickaxe 5) Monster: Jungle horror Clue level: 2 Reward: addy legs; 18 nats; 94 minds; 8 swordfish 6) Monster: cockatrice Clue level: 2 Reward: 53 water runes; 4 green firelighter; addy platebody; ammy of power 7) Monster: cockatrice Clue level: 2 Reward: 10 green firelighters; addy plate; green dhide body 8) Monster: dagannoth Clue level: 2 Reward: 97 airs; 57 fires; 20 nats; 18 chaos 9) Monster: jellies Clue level: 3 Reward: 52 bloods; black dhide chaps; 15 shark; mage longbow; rune wc axe 10) Monster: guard (dont ask) Clue level: 2 Reward: 9 swordfish; 14 nats; 16 deaths; zammy page 2; yew shortbow 11) Monster: dagannoth Clue level: 2 Reward: addy battle axe; 55 earths; 12 chaos; fire battlestaff 12) Monster: blue drag Clue level: 3 Reward: black dhide chaps; zammy page 1; 3840gp 13) Monster: blue drag Clue level: 3 Reward: got pked :cry: 14) Monster: blue drag Clue level: 3 Reward: black dhide chaps; 15 shark; 44 nats; rune wc axe; rune platebody; rune full helm 15) Monster: Cave horror Clue level: 3 Reward: black dhide chaps (i seem to get these every level 3 clue i get), rune baxe; rune dagger x2; rune pic 16) Monster: Turoth Clue level: 3 Reward: 26 bloods; 14 lobbies; 11 red firelighters; black dhide chaps (again) 17) Monster: Turoth Clue level: 3 Reward: black dhide chaps; black dhide body (x2); 15 shark; rune full helm 18) Monster: Turoth Clue level: 3 Reward: 44 law runes; rune longsword; rune pic; rune wc axe; 13 lobbies and, of course, black dhide chaps 19) Monster: Greater demon Clue level: 3 Reward: rune full helm; rune wc axe; 30 laws; 27 blood; and of course, black dhide chaps 20) Monster: Greater demon Clue level: 3 Reward: 46 nats; 41 laws; rune legs; magic longbow 21) Monster: aberrant specter Clue level: 3 Reward: rune wc axe; rune pick, magic shortbow; 1622gp 22) Monster: aberrant specter Clue level: 3 Reward: rune pick; magic short bow; rune full helm; rune long 23) Monster: hellhound Clue level: 3 Reward: magic short bow, black dhide body; 14 lobbies; 39 laws 24) Monster: hellhound Clue level: 3 Reward: rune dagger x2; 15 shark; 44 laws; rune baxe 25) Monster: hellhound Clue level: 3 Reward: rune platebody x2; 41 laws; rune axe x2 (decent) 26) Monster: hellhound Clue level: 3 Reward: got pked #-o 27) Monster: greaters Clue level: 3 Reward: rune long, rune dagger, rune pick 23 bloods 28) Monster: greaters Clue level: 3 Reward: rune dagger, rune long, 23 bloods, 30 nats 29) Monster: blue drags Clue level: 3 Reward: rune long, rune plate body, magic short, magic long, 4642 coins 30) Monster: hellhounds Clue level: 3 Reward: 9 purple sweets, 2 black dhide bodies, rune full helm 31) Monster: cave horrors Clue level: 3 Reward: rune baxe, rune full helm, zammy pg 2, zammy pg 4, (completes my zammy book =) ), 12 lobbies, 2252 gp 32) Monster: cave horrors Clue level: 3 Reward: 8 purple sweets, 10 purple firelighters, rune long, 13 shark, 43 bloods (these new clues havent been too kind to me) 33) Monster: Clue level: Reward: 34) Monster: Clue level: Reward: 35) Monster: Clue level: Reward: 3) What im Buying/Selling Buying Unicorn horns (300 ea) Selling Guthix page 3 Sara page 1 (x2) 9,5k saphire bolt tips 90 antipoison pots (3) 114 energy pots (3) 86 agility pots (3) 40 super attack pots (3) 69 fishing pots (3) If you want to buy or sell anything please pm me If you want to buy please offer a price 4) pictures w00t

good read =P

ranger boots, red dhide vamps, and some 500-1k arrows (dont remember what metal) at karamja volano lessers, another time, same place addy (t) kite =P i love those guys =P

hehehe still beating you in fming (7,77 mil xp) ill go for 99 when i will get enough money, so probably by monday

a while ago when i was around level 80 i was walking through lumby and this level 3 starts following me the conversation went something as follows noob: Will you give me free 10k plz noob: Will you give me free 10k plz noob: plz noob: Ill do that thing noob: Ill have cex *rolls on floor laughing* Its incredible how low people will go for free stuff =P