joke_slayer

white tree sapling, wonder how many people actually know what it is =P stake from vampire slayer ball from witches house key mold from prince ali rescue plunder and various other items from cabin fever beads of the dead any of the dt diamonds gold nuggets a carp from fishing contest the elf crystal you get from roving elves quest (the one for which you need to fight the level 84 moss giant) the tree mjlondyrs (spelling) from the making history key minigame blanket from a monks friend Braindeath rum =P sheep prod the rocket launcher looking thing from mep 1 or 2 (dont know which one)

im afraid thats a nmt (noob merchanting tactic) obviously you were buying or selling stuff at better prices than that person, so to get rid of your competition he said to make you too busy to sell your stuff before he finished selling his for higher prices I cant immagine how annoying it was, but i think its not reportable (not sure though)

D med if it can be counted if not then nothing only did barrows twice, so i think i did rather well

slayer for several reasons: 1) i like to raise mre than 1 skill at a time, with slayer i get my slayer and combat (which i otherwise hate) up. 2) You can make good money at higher levels 3) slayer monsters drop a lot of items (herbs, seeds) that help me raise other skills 4) I like to rid the world of these evil creatures :lol:

frogs: too many, got 27 frog tokens banked, but i dropped a lot and went to the cave a few times mime: 1 drill demon: 1 freaky forrester: 1

desseus, as the others, is weak to magic. the best way to kill him is: when he jumps out of the crypt, go to the opposite side of the fence, protect from range and cast to or three spells at him. He will the teleport to your side of the fence, when this happens rune to the opposite side of the fence and mage him and carry on like that until he is dead

Not everyone can do high level alching. If you have 99 smithing, but don't have 55 magic, you should be slapped. HARD. :P or you could be just a great skill pure =P anyway i love general stores, i get a lot of gems, logs, ores, lobbies and talies if i can be bothered =)

rangers from some guy at lessers =)

i need to update, now 4444 tiaras Joke Slayer------------------4444 tiaras -----------mostly self made

its possible, but i doubt it will happen and anyway why is everyone saying herblore is slow to level up? if someone buys everything he can do it relatively quickly, i think i heard of someone getting 1,5mil xp in one day

yarrrrr! tis interesting whats this arrrr? ye new piracy quest yarrrrr matey anyway other updates sound interesting

go and kill jellies (hoping for clues), when i get enough cash, buy a d hally and kill blue drags

you can pickpocket ham members, they sometimes give shilo gems

DANG...U GOT TOLD!!!!u did deserve exactly what u got....and i woula felt sry for ya till i saw ur sig....and whoever said it was for historical purposes....y does it say "greatest rs player to live"?so go beg ur hero for some of his loot and dont cry to us if ur gonna say a stupid bug abuser is better than all of us i am not crying to you guys..i jsut wanted to say my story..not looking for ne help what-so-ever..and honestly..ther was a huge amount of people..i was there when durial was killing people..if people would've teleported away..they would've ran away..logged out..or banked items..they wouldn't have lose there stuff..so yeah..it was their fault..and lets not start a flam war how could they have done those things if that scum froze them solid with ice barrage??? answer that, and try to report the guy by telling that you got hacked and ask jagex to check the IP address, to get him banned

in speech jadex sounds better than jagex, so its more natural to type anyway nice convo

Attack, defence, strength, hitpoints : got high levels to basically defend myself at first after i became a member i realized the potential of slayer so i raised all to 70 to be able to weild barrows to help with slayer range: saw it as a good option to use with high level monsters without needing to bank every 3 kills mage: i first raised it to 31 to do dragon slayer (without giving 10k to the goblin), since i started to smith mith i raised it to be able to high alc my produce for bigger profit (i used to mine everything myself, good times) Prayer: i spent ages rainsing it at hill giants to get protect from melee to use against those evil randoms Agility i really hated this skill, but i was desperate to be able to use a d hally =) Mining/smithing When i started i talked to the various npcs and they said smithing was a good way to make money so i mined my own ores and smithed them (mining was my first skill over 60) Helebore Wanted free prayer pots =P Runecrafting Wanted free nats and laws, and saw it as a good way to make money Construct N/A, havent been a member since it was released Fletching always heard people say it was easy money, but i hated it, so its still low, got it up mostly from quests Theiveing at the begging i was encouraged by the speed of its training (got from 5 to 20 in like 20 minutes, later got it to 53 stealing seeds, in order to do desert treasure (yes its hard) Crafting im not sure about this, i thing i just wanted to make gold stuff =P, now its one of my favourite skills, even if not one of the highest Slayer always wanted phr33 whipp3rs pl0x Fishing/cooking just wanted free food for my combat training (i hardly ever buy anything, i am very selfsuffiscient, i get mosts thing i want/need as a result of training other skills) Woodcut at the start i hated it, but then i heard someone say it was good for money, so i just gave it a shot (now my 2nd higest skill at 85) firemaking at the start i got it up for quest requirements, then at one point i decided to raise it to be able to light the cave goblin helm (dont know why), then i thought: hey, that was easy, why not get it to 80 to burn the higest level shades in the shades of mort'ton mingame, at 80 i thought: that was easy, why not go for 99 (now 93 and rising) Farming just wanted to grow my own herbs, and do quests

gj, may i also add half-killing noob, where a player takes just over half the hp away from a monster (usually fire giants) and then moves on to another monster, effectively steeling the drops of other players in the area

sure it would make f2pers get some cash, but all the moneymakers in f2p are being destroyed by autoers....

what about xxx neo xxx7 (first player to 200mil exp in a skill) zzzamorak (best pure skiller, 50 slayer with 3 combat) cursed you (first to 99 construction) and for that matter (since you named rulebreakers as well) durial321 xx jut xx sixfeetunder i may edit it to add more names

lol i love that show everybody runs when she approaches

in no particular order: Desert treasure Plague city series (plague city-mep2) All other quests completed Fire Cape normally Fire Cape with Dharok (the madness, are you insane enough to try =) ) Maxed Out Combat Maxed Out Stats in f2p Maxed out stats in p2p Full Phat set

there is one class i judge and hate: cheaters (hackers, scammers, autoers....) apart from that ive not got any problems with other classes; i hate dueling, pking, and merchanting, but not the people who choose them i also dont understand why people make skill pures (train one skill on a certain account, why dont they just do it on their main) BTW: im a skiller/quester and dont say quest are useless; things you wont do or use with 0qp rune plate, d hally, d long, d daggers, d skimmy, crital bow, cristal shield, barrows (priest in peril), herblore, runecrafting... (do i need to continue?)

yay an Indiana Jones refernce when you open it make sure yur on your own, if you are your face will melt and you will explode, but at least no one else will die =) btw i thought they hid it in a warehounse at the pentagon

try 16 cave bugs..........what a waste of time if you think that was a waste of time try 13 cave bugs =) on the bright side at least it was over after 5 minutes