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Turbobart

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  1. Sitting in the grass (it HAS to be sunny) and observe other people.
  2. Turbobart replied to Turbobart's topic in Off-Topic
    I just think everything JP II did will be continued by Ratzinger. His ideas are mostly the same, meaning conservative. OMG!!!1
  3. Turbobart posted a topic in Off-Topic
    Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger of Germany was elected the 265th pontiff today by the College of Cardinals. He was announced as tens of thousands of people cheered in St. Peter's Square. Ratzinger has chosen the name Benedict XVI, the Vatican announced. The announcement came shortly after white smoke rose from the Vatican chimney and bells rang to announce that a new pope had been selected. Source: cnn.com
  4. I think you're wrong. It's digitally implented, right? I would like to see it without that effect.
  5. Prodigy - Breathe One of the most disturbing clip I've ever seen.
  6. Fatboy Slim - Weapon Of Choice It has a dancing Christopher Walken! What else do you need in a music video?
  7. Cool background but the text could be done better.
  8. Is that really an old pic? The report abuse button is even there :?
  9. PS2. I love the controller, wide variety of games (not necessarily good) and of course the FFS series. I can't play Xbox due the controller (really, I can't get the hang of it :shock: ), GC is more than okay, but it has less interesting games than the other 2.
  10. 911

    Turbobart replied to meesa's topic in Off-Topic
    I called 911 when we had burglars in our house. About 5 years ago, during the night, a car stopped at our house, and the burglars went through the backdoor. They broke a small glass window at the door and that's how they got in. I heard it, and I went downstairs (I thought it was the cat, and I was almost sleeping, so I didn't realise what could've happened) and I heard a car driving away. I saw my dad's desk completely upside down, and papers everywhere, I called 911 then. They didn't stole any money, jewels or electronic devices. Just pretty important documents of my dad's work.
  11. Turbobart replied to Zibl's topic in Off-Topic
    Ah, isn't it that show with Femke Janssens? If so, I saw an episode and I liked it alot!
  12. Shawn Michaels vs Kurt Angle I prefer Angle, he's more evil, and he's...BALD! Bald is cool! Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio Guerrero Women's Championship Match Trish Stratus© vs Christy Hamme Christy, she's obviously the new Women's Champion, although she can only do the Twist of Fate. Money in the Bank 6 man Ladder Match Chris Jericho vs Edge vs Christian vs Kane vs Shelton Benjimin vs Chris Benoit Shelton Benjamin. He does the Stinger Splash, and Sting was my favourite wrestler :wink: Sumo Match Big Show vs Akebono Why the hell did they put this one on Wrestlemania? Who gives a darn about a Sumo contest? Akebono must win. He has the coolest name. Interpromotional Match (Smackdown vs RAW) Undertaker vs Randy Orton 'Taker will win. WWE made Orton the 'bad' guy, and everyone favours Undertaker. WWE Championship JBL© vs John Cena I love JBL. So I'm hoping for him to win. Too bad everyone loves Cena (OMGOMG U CANT SEE MEE OMGOMGOMGOMG F U YE YE) World HeavyWeight Championship Match Triple H© vs Batista Batista. Without a doubt. For anyone wondering: Yes, I know the whole wrestling is fake, I know everything is scripted and the finisher moves can't hurt a fly, but it's just a little bit of entertainment (hence the name: Word Wrestling Entertainment.
  13. Dark Earth: One of the most underrated games ever. The storyline, the graphics, the atmosphere, everything held me in a grip for a while. Age of Empires 2: IMO the best game Mircosoft ever made. Rollercoaster Tycoon: Chris Sawyer did a wonderful job on this one. I played it hours and hours.
  14. Why did you add that horrible flare?
  15. I love dinosaurs as well, and I must say that this one looks ALOT like a spinosaur. The shading is incredible. We all know you have some major talent, but won't you consider and try something else other than dinosaurs?
  16. You spend 15 minutes on each sig for just adding a simple red text? You're a slow worker.
  17. lol

    Turbobart replied to soccham's topic in Art and Media
    Don't you think the problem lies with you, and not with us?
  18. There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs. Being poisoned, the person ate pie and danced to the rythms of the planters peanuts and ate glue and indented these paragraph's poisioned penut pie. The whole universe was very unhappy so they ate cheese covered foot in her boots that she found... Yet it was very unlikely that her pixel sigs were any good in a place like the august so she moved her furniture outside of her pants and went to Thormac the Sorcerer who was eating, flying, and dancing a stupid dance on stupid music with his ugly pink pet poodle named Frodo Baggins who looked like it had rabies. Unfortunately, the girl (aka the man) killed the poodle, and made frodo CRAZYY!!! Frodo smashed his head on Thormac's beloved ming-vase and kill everyone with his butterflyknife which is pointy and made of home brewed pork and is very dangerous when cold. But then something ate Frodo up. It was some giant naked bear, that liked beans on cold toast with glue attached. Frodo was regurgitated when he found a pshyco called 'Andr̮̩̉̉ Wallnut'. He tied his laces with strings made by a cow named Bobbyjohn Jr. The cow went towards pixie shrinks and said "Blimey, I LOVE NUTS!". Funnily enough, nuts were cooked with even more nuts and covered in delicious nut alcohol. He quickly became drunk and disordely and accidentally made a very big pile of mustard.
  19. Turbobart replied to a post in a topic in Art and Media
    That's a basic castle tutorial for Blender. Not really hard :?
  20. With all due respect, but I think you need WAY MORE practice before selling your work.
  21. Villagers! Inhabitants!
  22. It's Danny Dork!! (too lazy to shade)
  23. There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs. Being poisoned, the person ate pie and danced to the rythms of the planters peanuts and ate glue and indented these paragraph's poisioned penut pie. The whole universe was very unhappy so they ate cheese covered foot in her boots that she found... Yet it was very unlikely that her pixel sigs were any good in a place like the august so she moved her furniture outside of her pants and went to Thormac the Sorcerer who was eating, flying, and dancing a stupid dance on stupid music with his ugly pink pet poodle named Frodo Baggins who looked like it had rabies. Unfortunately, the girl (aka the man) killed the poodle, and made frodo CRAZYY!!! Frodo smashed his head on Thormac's beloved ming-vase and kill everyone with his butterflyknife which is pointy and made of home brewed pork and is very dangerous when cold. But then something ate Frodo up. It was some giant naked bear, that liked beans on cold toast with glue attached. Frodo was regurgitated when he found a pshyco called 'Andr̮̩̉̉ Wallnut'. He tied his laces with strings made

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