PURESMITHER

Hey the political lie one is good. :P Computer with pop-up keyboard (unless you don't have keyborad) Cleaning-up robot (how else do you employ your kids :P ) Nuclear missiles on runescape, actually that'd be cool... Yeah these ideas are pretty useless.

Yes and I will kill the lvl 702 monster as a lvl 3 noob. (i do not know what you are talking about....) Why is annoying philip kolar against thre rules? (check his sig)

False. TPUM is under the age of 9999 years and is sitting in front of their computer, they are also browsing the tip it forums :lol:

But disgustingly, the donut jumps out of their mouth and then you out of sheer suprise........ let the donut fall in your mouth and you chock on it. But its a good thing you didn't live... would you wan a donut in your mouth that someone else died on.... :lol:

2/10, seen you mainly in here and I recognise your sig "TYPE OUT YOUR DAM WORDS"

but I found, to my amazment, it was level 3012 :shock:

I could be using a touch-screen with a pop-up keyboard 8) The person below me can read this...

Banned for calling yourself PURESMITHER when your in 10 of 15 f2p highscores and your names rsn is typhoontoby Hey... I banned myself...... :cry:

Banned for your location beind no more specific than "somewhere" :roll:

a team of 1999 (the world is full) lvl 3s with bronze daggers come up behind you in the wildy, they attack you... and all hit 0s! It just so happens that a passing KBD spots the lvl 3s struggling, and turning to you; commences the attck. You manage to finish the KBD off, but as you finish it, a swarm attacks you, you do not notice as you are busy slaughtering all the lvl 3s which are constantly hitting 0s. As the 1999th lvl 3 faces you you feel a tickle, something hit a 2 on you, you look around and see the swarm... you see your hp lvl... then the lvl 3 hits a 1 on you and as you are congratualing him you realise you were so busy concentrating on your keyboard typing that your are dead. The swarm owned you....

Banned for quoting in your sig.

I saw a flying imp... :?

Thanks for the comments, I've heard that in pking its best to bring 1 bite food, but it seems monster killers like the higher healing two bite food. So if theres any monster killers out there who want anchovy pizzas; contact me. 8)

You guys must have serious lag if you can't click the 2 bits within 3 or 4 secs.... Omg don't flame me...

I am cooking level 56 and proud of it, so a few days ago I made a batch of anchovy pizzas. I said in the bank: "Selling anchovy pizzas" No-one responded, I've ben making pizzas for a long time. And they are the best f2p food, yes, they are the best. "But swordies are surely the best food" I hear you say, well no, your wrong. Lobbies: 12hp (250ea) Swordies: 14hp (300ea) Plain pizzas: 14hp (0ea) Meat pizzas: 16hp (0ea) Anchovy pizzas: 18hp (0ea) These are typical market values, as you can see pizzas have absouloutly no value. Can you see where the market has got it wrong? :P I'd be interested to hear your views :wink:

PLEASE DELETE

*Gets his mate to distract the legends guild master and while hes being distarcted adds terley to the list of people allowed in* Great tut mate. 10/10 :D

I can't copy a screenprint from the comp program 'Paint' to my sig. Please help!!!

Ummmm...... not trying to be clever or anything :lol: but...if you did something 25 years ago... the game has only been around 4 years... so, you were in runescape 21 years before it was invented..... COOL!!!!!

A brilliant article, very well written and presented. I couldn't agree more. My younger brother had an incredible 2 week strop when he got scammed. Just the kind of behaviour Jagex CS must fear. They have about 15k reports a day (so I've heard please correct me if I'm wrong.) Thats 1 in every 400 players getting scammed or cheated etc. a day. Can't they be like the other 399 in 400 a day and get on with the game. It is after all just a game isn't it? Can we have something less dreary next week (no offense). The last two weeks we've just had rants.

ST patricks Day, celebrated by the Irish, like St Georges day for the English and St Davids day for the Welsh. Bunno what scotland is. Anyways, I don't think they will do anything, it is too small a holiday, celebrated by too few people for them to see it as relevant. sCOTTISH IS sT. aNDREWS