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Jesus christ, you arent even bloody trying. None of those 3 are that old. Well I believe Keen was a platformer, not an FPS. Though the colours and such surely resemble.

So thats the new buzzword for awful, is it? Im afraid im not as 'down with the kids' as I once was.

Then the only other thing I can think of in that genre would be Need for Speed, so is it the newest one? Underground, was it?

That, or Destruction Derby. I think more so the former, though.

One thing I always found more annoying than 'manual breathing' or whatnot was to have my inner reading voice changed. You know that voice you always hear in your head while you read things? Ive had instances where its changed to someone like Samuel L Jackson or Clint Eastwood for no particular reason. It can sometimes really kill the mood of what im reading, especially when its something totally unrelated. I know what you're thinking, "Does he have 24 pairs of chromosomes or just 24?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But this is the human genome one of the least numerous in the animal kingdom and would blow your DNA clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? (Id still have it permanently stuck to Clint if I could)

I would go see a band, regardless of genre, if they were called either Pet Wussy or Nippery Slipples. Also, why so emo? 60 63 seconds to mars. Panic Death at the Disco Fair.

More people = more cars = higher likelyhood of incidents Might as well say that america has murdered more cows for food than any other nation. What defines 'violent crime'? And was it worth sacrificing those 11k for however many could have been killed by those 'law abiding citizens'? Im sure those other people legally owned their guns. Want to defend yourself? Learn a martial art, get a security system or remember that the best victory is the fight not fought. Or maybe you could get a similiar system to what we have over here, we call it the police.

[bleep] YEAH AMERICA! YOU WANNA STOP CRIME? SOME NUTTER BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE? YOU WANNA DEFEND ALL YOUR JUNK, RIGHT? WANNA GET IN THE FACES OF THOSE ANTI AMERICAN TERRORISTS? THEY GETTING ALL UP IN YOUR [cabbage]? TRIED DECLARING WAR ON THEM? YOU HAVE? IT DIDNT WORK? GODDAMN. GET SOME SCOTTISH CABBIES, THEYLL SHOW 'EM WHATS WHAT.

Depends what difficulty, really. You always want to move away from an expert tank, for example, since its essentially a one-hit incap. But on other difficulties you can often take a hit and lure the tank away aswell. But, in most cases, its better to just stand behind it and put all your bullets into it anyway. They generally tend to get angry and follow you even if you just do this.

A pony. A pink one that excretes rainbows. Or, failing that, pre-order in FF:Dissidia from moon land. Cant ask for much since I recently got a car.

Edit; Neeeevermind. It might just be. Almost made myself look silly then, cant be having that.

Nope, but you can find it on the website. It should pop out if you see it. Edit: Nevermind; WINRAR

Pah, I was hoping for a more intelligent guess, but very well. This game won a Shareware Industry Award from the 90's. Its possible to google your way to the answer now. Not directly, but possible.

Wrong again. Ill drop a hint after the next guess.

Another run, getting me Man Vs Tank and Red Mist and should have gotten Safety First. [hide=] Ran waaay ahead of my group [i was where I am while they were still dealing with the horde after the lift] and took down a tank on my own. He got kinda stuck in that narrow passageway. Finale got me Red Mist, 1000 kills with a turret. Ah! 0 friendly fire incidents, thatll get me- LOL JK Goddamn it.[/hide]

Again, same era. Im surprised at how many people dont know what the classics like Doom, Duke Nukem or Wolf3D look like.

Now I dont claim to be the highest scoring person or greatest shooter here, but if theres one thing I can do, its headshot; And not die, occasionally.

True, but it doesnt compare atall to the original VN. They cut out/altered lots of key moments, making it more "PG" and the show is full of QUALITY.

This is Doom; This is not; Same era, however. It had stupid levels of blood and gore. Plus, I hope this doesnt give it away, you could turn into a dog.

'Looks' isnt quite what we're looking for here. Though I cant say its far off.

Actually, I havent. It just sort of looked familiar from something and that was the first thing to come to mind. This one is easy; [Another favourite of my childhood] I never did understand the actual story line to this.

Hm, is that The Ship?

Its funny because yours seems the most realistic yet is the least likely to happen. Im afraid I dont know where youre heading with this.

MMO. Little girls only. Fully customisable. Mud everywhere. Instead of health bars their clothes fall off. ??? PROFIT! Else a sort of zombie/apocolyptic game but gameplay begins before the actual scenario. You just sort of go about a town when HOLY GOD ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE and you have to think on your feet, doing as you please. People dieing in a burning building? Your choice whether you save them. Zombies about to eat a small childs face off? He'd probably die soon enough anyway, right? Ammo and weapons are not so plentiful - though they still appear - so you must make do with some makeshift weapons. Using an intuitive fighting system but also incorporating a decent ranged variant. And you are not some sort of elite trained SAS member so you dont have a clue how to fight from the word go. Time and other such normal bodily functions pass; as hunger deteriorates as does strength and natures call must be answered in fear of burst bladders. Caffeine and pep-pills can keep you upright but with a possible detrimental affect on health or well-being. Damage would affect whatever was struck, so if your arm is ripped you lose some mobility in it until its dealt with and speed lowers should your legs get injured etc. Perhaps even make all major cities into playable maps. And an obligatory online mode, of course, but maybe in a free-play/free-roam MMO sort of way. Standard world physics apply so a group of people are able to move something a single cannot. Think L4D meets Dead Rising having a party at GTA's house with a guest appearance from Dark Messiah.