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most people I know are in the SAS and all have tanks = I win.

I must disagree with you on the former, linkin park have some good lyrics. [hide] I'm tired of being what you want me to be Feeling so faithless lost under the surface Don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) [Chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there Become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you Can't you see that you're smothering me Holding too tightly afraid to lose control Cause everything that you thought I would be Has fallen apart right in front of you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) And every second I waste is more than I can take [Chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there Become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you And I know I may end up failing too But I know You were just like me with someone disappointed in you [Chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there Become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you [Chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there I'm tired of being what you want me to be I've become so numb I can't feel you there I'm tired of being what you want me to be [/hide]

just drink redbull 8-)

When communicating with friends over myspace I hardly ever go on their profile, I just click comment back on my page. So you don't have to wait for the badly designed (some friends) myspace to load..

Scratch card glory or waist low pleasure? Black eyes nose bleeds, donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t look back now My white abode, do you remember? My white abode But itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s such a thrill just to find outÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ Sorry youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re not a winner with the air so cold and a mind so bitter What have you got to lose but false intentions and a life so pretentious? I sweat, I ache. Wha? Wha? What? Please try again, Insert your coin... (x2) Enter Shikari Lyrics[/code]

I like both. I like myspace because you can give someone your URL and they can find you easily- it's good for music, and you can personalize your profile more, add photos easily. Facebook is good for apps such as Poker which is the main reason I go on there. I hate trying to upload/change photos on facebook its just so meh. I also don't like how facebook reports me all my friends finding e.g. person x just added person y, so what?? I don't care :@

get a tattooist to draw up a picture of the jail blueprints to your body. Or- get Michael Scofield to help you out.

you got rid of a spider.... :wall:

because you can't eat it.

http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=144061 -.-

yes please!

make this 16+ so little ones won't get raped.

My mum says I used to love being breast fed but now I don't :anxious:

:-k maybe there is a reason for why they are avoiding you..?

:XD:

I like to paintball Paperclip's.

run away from home and become a gigolo

Am sure he is more funny than all of you put together :roll:

man I wish I had your skills with the ladies :cry:

Scar Tissue - Red Hot chilli peppers

8-)

I'll write this down to get it off my chest. Halloween party, our sixthform was hiring a bar to party in, so all my friends and I bought tickets to go. Main reasoning was for the girls obviously- that place was full of them. It was a fancy dress, and I was a vampire. So anyway 3 hours before the party my best mate comes over and says that its a good idea to relax and have a little drink before hand, I didn't have any at my house at the time so we went into asda (supermarket) and I stupidly bought a litre of Smirnoff vodka for ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã10. Thinking that me and my mate were manly enough to tackle the bottle between us. We come back to mine and I get some food out of the fridge which was some cheese and a cucumber, and we settle down to have a couple of shots. Man that [cabbage] tasted awful but we just kept on going with the shots and in no time we were through half the bottle. By this time we become really drunk - start laughing on the floor, dancing like nobheads etc. Anyway it comes 7.15 and we think that it's time to head off to the party which started at 7.30. We were so drunk we couldn't even walk in a straight line and we still had half a bottle of vodka left which I put in the asda bag and we set off. Going there I said hello to every person I could see, and we laughed so hard at some stupid things that I remember me rolling on the floor with laughter. Anyway we come to the party and no one is there yet because we came at 7.30 on the dot. Now this is were it gets bad, I start to feel ill and sleepy. I put my head down on the table and start to sleep, the people on the door are laughing at us because we're already so drunk. I put my head up and people I know start flooding in asking what was wrong with me and if I was okay..? I can't even see them, they're just a blure, I can't speak properly so I do hand genstures. Mate X: mate is everything fine? me: *thumbs up* Mate Y: lol lets put him in the fish tank, or put a fish down his arse. me: *thumbs down* That's how I communicated until I felt really sick and headed for the exit, I sat on the steps with my head in my hands - then I was sick - bad all over the steps. The cheese and cucumber came out of my nose and everything. However that did make me feel better, and more sleepy. So I head back to the party and start sleeping on the table again. Then I get the urge to puke again and run outside. This happens 3 times until I had enough and head home. By myself. On the way there I throw away the half full bottle of vodka (some tramp must of thought he was in heaven when he found it), I get angry at my cape because it is restricting my movement so I throw it against a wall and leave it there. My mate who originally came with me was in exact same situation but he went to sleep by some other people and he was sick 8 times. So I somehow get home, run up to the toilet and puke again. I go to my bed and fall asleep to be waken up by a phone call from my mum (who is away seeing my grandma) Mum: where have you been I was worried. Me: I warrszz Atsz tha partii Mum: Ok, well grandma is fin... me: mUUm I jsrt wnaa go tru sleeeeeeep *me hangs up* Then I remember that my mate was originally meant to come to my house for a sleepover at mine, I go downstairs and see him in his costume asleep face front on the couch. I get a spare blanket and put it on him. Go back upstairs and sleep for a solid 9 hours. Today at school I looked and felt like [cabbage] to say the least. Everyone was laughing at my stupidity which is just what I deserved. Never drinking again ( well at least not that much)

I'd go with current events - something about politics.