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Pirate artillery. Retech, can you please stick this on the front page?

:D [bleep]in' goldmine. An island of primitive natives with no men. Haha. -- I also have Welsh cavalry, which are just sort of light skirmisher/raider cavalry.

Didn't work at the Nuremberg trials Mather.

Nah, Nex only filled in part but I have the whole thing. I got the whole thing because he had the capital on the contiguous part, so when I conquered that I got Denmark. So yeah I still have all those islands. Dusty, the only reason I care is because that means that I have a castle in the middle of central Germany for no reason <.< Also, new budgets today? Just move the castle, I doubt Retech would be mad about that. I already have one, since he sent troops to fight against me in Spain. Familiar? "You just took down a f-22!" "Technically he was the one to hit me." I got orders to send troops to Spain to protect Cordova and I did so, then you attacked. You are the aggressor who decided to proceed with the attack while knowing that I allready had sent troops there and that I would only endanger myself by pulling them out. Orders from an NPC, that can't give orders. I'm hardly the aggressor, since I was taking back land that was taken from me before.

'All hail King Rocco, ruler of all that is haughty and demanding!' Your capital is Vienna. That's as close as possible to Vienna. I don't think you actually managed to take those isles, last map I saw you only had that part.

My weapon is one of those pool noodle things. RP element is crazy captain who hates Frogs.

Any errors let me know. Castle was bought for 5m, with the rest of my money from the decade I buy 2500 Welsh longbowmen. Castle is San Sebastian and it guards one of the only two roads going from France to Spain that isn't some goat track through the Pyrenees. It's to be garrisoned at all times by at least 2,000 Militia troops equipped with crossbows, and the fort has watchtowers surrounding it to detect coming enemies. -- Spain places Morocco and the Balearic Islands in its sphere of influence.

I am Captain Lucky Jack! Bwahaha And why is there magic? -.-

Race: Human Nation: Independent Colonies of Mankind Technology – Advanced terraforming, deep mining, asteroid mining, ship boarding, E2S missiles, planetary shields Advantages – Not smelly aliens Disadvantages – Smelly humans Beliefs – We fought for our independence, and we'll fight again to keep it.

We know you are, that's for sure. I already have one, since he sent troops to fight against me in Spain. -- Also, the only countries that potentially have enough influence over the Pope to point where the next crusade should go is Spain and the Southern Italian states. All you other numbskulls switched your relgions to nonsense, so the Pope ain't gonna listen to you.

Not to mention that you said it has giant spikes on it and whatnot. So, if they simply dismounted and came at the formation like infantry, your troops would be forced to drop the shields since they're so ungainly in close combat.

In reality though they'd be largely useless since the Mongol lancers would just dismount and charge on foot.

So, a Christian country is more a heathen to a Christian country than some bastardized Pagan religion?

Kiev is Eastern Orthodox. AKA Christian.

btw, I have two AARs going now lol http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?t=483653 O dear

He put nothing in it, since he's adamantly claimed before that he's been spending his entire budget each time on crossbowmen.

Oh Lord, not sexual references! Think of the children!

Don't drink [cabbage] beer. That 'buck a beer' crap might seem like a good deal, but no, it's not.

Mather, are you incapable of detecting sarcasm or something?

And there's a demo to boot!

Bwahahahaha

That's all you ever access anyways.

After Napoleon came in a set 'em straight.

No sane person would ever make the capital of Italy Bologna. Think of the mockery!

Engravers MT size 10 I believe, if it annoys you that much. Most of them didn't move that far, and it's annoying when someone says 'I withdraw to my capital, Vienna, when A.) They don't even own the land that Vienna sits on, and B.) Their capital is sitting right on like...Hannover.