There would be a problem with name changing. Your friends on RS would have the wrong account name on their friends list. It would just make life easier to stick with the current name system.
Jumpeplowski, maybe the monkey will admit to u that he's ur father. P.S. Kalliel, regarding ur sig, to get more random events kill RS beasts constantly until get one. I get them regularly.
I have found a nooby alternative way to being lucky. Hanging around high level players until someone gets killed and nabbing some of the rewards works for me. :P