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#1: um I choose hell because I get to fell the pain of dying AGAIN #2:A man walks up to you in a sanwich shop and waves a 100$ bill in front of you. Do you..... a] Walk away slowly b]alert the authorities c]accept the money d]Karate chop the freakin guy #3:You are in a dark alley a voice is heard saying "Go to the peir." Do you... A]Go to the peir B]Commite Suicide C]Run Away Screaming D]Alert the authorities #4:A bomb is dropped you are the last human person on earth. Do you..... A]Commit Suicide B]Have some "fun" C]Babble Indistinctivly D]Try and find another human person of the opposite gender #5:A group of pkers approaches you and your girlfriend in the wilderness you want to teleport but your girl friend dosn't have law runes. What will you do? Whoa cares for her? RUN AWAY!! #6: Do you like to watch SpongeBob Squarepants? No.

Um the big bang's small particle of dust was, a micrscopic big bang of its own. Do you like hand made videogames?

Well i was looking into porrt sarim and in varrock and saw that there were 2 manholes where nobody could get inot... is there something down there? It has the minigame symobol on top to. If there is a way to get into one can somebodyplease explain?

Acxtually it is the house accross from the Varrock east bank in Varrock.. like 7 steps away..

WEll so many people say that its hard to make money... And it is! but Im oging ot tell you some cool things to make more money, and stop speding less! P2P ways 1: This way involves cowhides! in P2p collect many cowhides. 20-100 works fine! then jump over to a F2p world where they will payy 100gp for a cowhide. make sure to note the cowhides first though. 2: Fletching: Thsi si a great skill to high alch. The flax involded in this skill is a real money getter! 3: Fishing: Lots of people will pay 1k for a shark while pking! sell sell sell! 4: Duel arena stakes. Stake a low bid against a high leveled player, with any luck you can beat them (being pure hleps A LOT) and get the over cocky person's cash 5: smithing! Due to many things in construction steel bars are a neccestity to your kitchen! F2P ways 1: Cowhides. same as before! 2: fishing swordfish works here too! Planks: they will reswapn in some wildy places... SEll them to P2P'ers by the portals, to make free cash 4: Bountying, yes I know it sound.. weird but lots of people for some reason hate others and will pay you to kill them in the widly. 5: merchanting coal. pretty self explanitory

Uh if your a member try north Ardounge, If not then its the Crafting guild (varrock)

I have a cople of term I hear in runscape that I odnt get! can somebody hlep me please? Dharok DDS Guthan pages unids glory Ftw Hyt TY if you can help!

Nice idea! i like the idea of clan meettings, but It sounds like a part of construxtion.

Um ithink they are pretty good.. Whats the day after tomorrow before today?

Well Ive been looking in on some armour! I wish to know the prices I oculd buy for: full mystic- isnt it 250k? Infinty robes, hat, botom- (not whole set) Skeltal set: I know Im not that much ofa mage, just tell me please!

Well You asked what "Bouza" means so Ill tell ya In Acnciet kanji, Bou, mean bounce in aceint kanji, ZA mean back So bouza is a way of saying: BOunce back rune

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About 50000000000 million degrees celcius.... Why is runescape not named mustardscape?

Well Ive noticed that there arent any lightning spells in the magic spells area so Iv made a proposal: add in 4 new spells and 2 new runes! THe new spells: Lightning bolt Level needed to cast: 26 magic Runes: 2 lightning rune, 1 choas rune Max damage: 15 EXP: 7 per hit Description: a bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes and opponent Bouzasheild Level needed to cast: 36 magic Runes: 2 lightning runes, 50 mind runes, 2 bouza runes Max damage reflection: 10 EXP: your magic level (ie: 30 magic = 39 exp) Descrpition: thsi spell will make a shield in front of the user and bounce back any elmental attack with 5-10 damage Bouzalight Level needed to cast: 46magic, 46 firemaking Runes: 5 lightning runes, 15 fire runes, 1 bouza rune Max damage: NA EXP: 2 Description: thsi spell allows a darkended area to be lit up for exactly 2 minutes. Lightning apocalypse Level neded to cast: 90 magic, 50 slayer Runes: 10 lightning runes, 1 slayer staff, 1 soul rune Max damage: 30 (5's repeatly) EXP: 10 per hit (usually that makes it 300 exp) Description: createas a cloud above the attacked, which produces 6 small versoins of the lightning bolt attack BOuzahelp Level needed to cast: 80 Runes: 1 soul, 1 blood, 1 choas, 5 bouza, 10 lightning Maxdamage: 0 Exp: none! Descrpition: casting thsi spell takes you to either ardounge or varrock depending on which is closer, can also be used on freinds. NEW RUNES Bouza rune how to get: 1: get 5 choas runes and 1 death rune, and 1 pure esssence, and 1 choas talisman 2: use the choas talisman in the death altar 3: you now have the bouza talisman (the choas talisman has dissaperead) The bouza rune is used mainly for shield, and relective attacks. WHERE ITS LOCATED: The bouza altar will be located at the desert minign camp. (the mmiddle of the dessert) RUNECRAFTIN LEVEL NEEDED: 25 Lightning rune how to get: 1 use a bouza rune with a fire rune at the bouza altar, (no pure ess needed) 2 now take the unfinshed rune to theair altar (this time bring pure essence) 3 bind them together to get your lightning rune! RUNESCRAFTIN LEVEL NEEDED: 30 So what do you tihnk? (DONT POINT OUT MY SPELLING! I know its bad....

kills: 1 (Im a 42 against 120's with whips...)

what I mean is: did you like them or not?

BUMP ( I know you guys think this might be funny...)

Well Today I got bored and made some comics.. then I went to runescape and got bored so I logged out. I ten created the following for fun! there will be updates Ill just edit this post! PS: not all of the pics are meant to be funny... ^ that one took about 2 min to make. not to hard! ^ I got inspration for that one from a noob that shouted the exact thing. ^ nearly everyones dream ^ I tohuguht about thsi one going into my sig. but It didnt seem worthwile. so I post it here instead! SO tell me what you tohught of these please!

NARUTO!!!!! IM ON VOLUME 35!!!!! TRANSLATIONS ROCK!!!!!!! \ :thumbsup: \

Just because your a scott doesnt mean you wear a kilt... And I wear skirts all the time on my male noob! Its cheaper and same stats!

TOTAL MAYHEM!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!! heres the top 3 things Id do: 1: Block off the barbarian mining area! MY ORES! :twisted: 2: trap noobs in the choas temple near golbin vilalge :shock: 3: lock all the bank I can find in runescape!! :thumbsup: \

Okay I see a lot of poeple griping all the time about thsi pure essence stuff. What is the matter with it? I mean its just eassence right? can somebody please elborate what the big deal with this stuff is? O:)

Well anyways I odnt care if you dont post here just show up if you want to!

GLided dresser. took like 0 secs to sell.. It was only 13k also...

Wlel I ned a higher melee! I ve decided not to do something 5+ levels higher than me though. Ill list my stats and then asky ou: What Would be best for me to train on? Attack: 37 Stength: 33 Defence: 31 Hitpoints: 34 Prayer: 25 Combat lv: 41 so, what IS the best tihng for me to train on thsi time around?