The Dark Lord

You'll know when you're older. Now, go sit down and play your gameboy and be a good boy.

Does anyone have a Rick Roll for their voicemail message?

Fiji water, mmm mmm good! I'm gonna go buy some!

We could send some soldiers to help quash the rebellion, if you like.

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"Curvy sword" = Scimitar "Straight, European sword" = long sword "kind of curvy, one-sided sword" = katana

The war's already over. By now, Somalian Corsica should have fallen to the German invaders (couple hours ago IRL time), and the Somalian mainland has fallen into anarchy and is nearly reduced to ashes and ruin. The war between Somalia, Brazil, and Germania should be over in a few more hours IRL time.

IMMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR at this thread!!! If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If anyone would like to sell me a few battleships when they're ready, it would be greatly appreciated. Britannia has no desire for colonising Mars, however, we do have future goals of colonisation of planets far out of the solar system.

I have no intent of using them. A lot of treaties have been mentioned on this thread, but nearly none of them are actually passed. I remember the ICBM treaty being proposed, but I am not sure if it actually passed. I've mentioned a few times about creating a North American treaty that basically guaranteed peace and free trade among nations that owned North America, but it seemed to have been ignored. -.- Anyway, the Britannian government has decided that the ICBMs aimed at Somalia were unnecessary and that any bombardments from Somalia would be dealt with by the missile defence shield and anti-aircraft weaponry. The ICBMs have been reset so there would be no accidents with one of them malfunctioning.

Several ICBMs are locked on several Somalian coordinates. The Royal Airforce is ready to attack Somalia. I speculate that Somalian rockets can't penetrate my missile defence shield. Even though I have enough firepower to wipe Somalia off the map, I will stay neutral. Don't forget that Corsica is part of Somalia. :-w

Global news: Germania and Brazil have invaded Somalia, leading to a massive Somalian death toll. The nation is expected to collapse within a few months due to the fact that it has no real military. Britannian news: Britannia proudly launches another satellite as part of its ambitious Satellite Replacement Programme.

Lol, I remember a thread a couple years ago about someone complaining to CS because "their router fell off the table and crushed their little sister's cat."

1) Tell your father to bugger off. Give it to your friend. 2) Call and complain to USPS and rant and raise hell until they get off their lazy [wagon] and send it to your clients. Explain the situation to your clients and if they don't like it, they can bugger off. You need to get a little more assertive. Don't let people walk over you like your father and brother do. And with USPS, just make their lives hell until they provide quality service.

Ok Somalia :lol: TFR :lol: Total Fertility Rate? :? Teh farce Reich Or germaniac You're pretty funny. :P

you have been warned Who?

Wait, what were your reasons for taking Vietnam? I am trying to enforce the whole reasonable taking of countries. they has the precious :lol: no I had sent a diplomat and they insulted him(sorry for not stating that before) Viet: "This is madness!" Mal: "Madness?" Mal: "This. Is. MALAYSIA!!!!!!!!!" *kicks* @Dusty: Seriously, don't [bleep] with Felix. Somalia has pirates - all kinds of 'em. Beware the [wagon]-pirates. Beware.

Two holes that I noticed in the plot: How the hell could Wilkus and the Nigerian gangsters understand the aliens? How could the aliens understand them? When Wilkus and CJ infiltrated MNU and CJ noticed the medical experiments, how come Wilkus said "I honestly didn't know they were doing this!" because he was taken to the same room and had experiments done on him? He even was like "What the hell is in this room! What are you doing to these prawns?!"

It doesn't allow you to take followers into building mode, unless you access building mode, leave the house, and then teleport into it. Then, you would be in building mode with the pet behind you, and it still grows while in building mode. Think people could be banned for this? your building now staying in building mode even if you tele away. i tele'd to my house while ti was in building mode, called it and lost it. i will post a picture later. it is already on my blog if you want to look. I didn't lose my Saradomin chick yet.

Cool. Now we can finally have naval dance-offs. Also, I might see if that bio-dome idea would actually be useful, lol.

It doesn't allow you to take followers into building mode, unless you access building mode, leave the house, and then teleport into it. Then, you would be in building mode with the pet behind you, and it still grows while in building mode. Think people could be banned for this?

Could you do that for me as well, please? Also, isn't your GDP basically what you have available to spend? Countries: Ireland: Pop GDP: United Kingdom: Pop 64,500,000 GDP: Canada (minus Quebec/northern isles): Pop 40,000,000(?) (Have to subtract Quebec population and add the Alaskan refugees) GDP: (I don't know the rest)

Australia's assault was about 7 years ago.

Wait, what were your reasons for taking Vietnam? I am trying to enforce the whole reasonable taking of countries. I forget, are we still at war? Has he attacked you recently?

I liked it, even though the camera shaking "documentary-style" scenes got old. When they stopped using it that much towards the middle of the movie, it became pretty good. When he got in the mech-suit, I was like "Damn, that would be badass to have one of those!" [hide=Spoiler]I wonder what happened to Christopher (the alien that befriended Wilkus). Do you think that he'll return, as promised, and save Wilkus/declare war on Earth?[/hide]