The Dark Lord

2 rune meds half keys black mystic gloves about 3 mil from a dead player

Why do people like Zezima even though he is so private and really isn't that great.

Because the game doesn't use mustard.

God I hate gold-diggers! The same happened to me. She was following me from Falador to Port Sarim (private chat on friends). I was already being followed by a female character that was on my friends list. After a while, I just ask my friend what that girl was saying. Friend: She asked, "Want to be my bf?" Me: lol

Ha! 41700k doesn't even exist. The picture of it is what you call a runescape fake. Oh, and you're banned for that. :roll:

Banned because you guys don't have a picture of 41700k. (Which I have.)

Yes, but most of the people spamming were lower levels. Making them leave would've got rid of most of the spam.

Ok, I met N0valyfe yesterday, and newbs were swarming him. "Hey N0va wanna be friends?" "You are my idol! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!" "What is your fletching level N0va?" Me: Newblets, quit drooling over N0valyfe because he is better than you. N0va: Don't idolize me, i'm just a guy at a pc ^^" Mod: Quit spamming, please. Me: You guys are all newbs, only high levels are allowed now. Me: N0va has 99 fletching, ya think? Me: Selling magic logs!!! (N0valyfe wishes to trade with you.) Me: Buying dharoks legs.

Banned because the mage in your signature barely hit the skeleton.

The fake was pretty good, but you don't have to put the conversation between the two NPCs into the chat. NPCs don't show up in the chat at all, they just say something, and you have to actually see the text above their heads to know what they are saying. (Unless they have a Talk to option.) EDIT: Keeping this thread alive.

You're banned for banning someone that wanted shoes that are worth $300.

Buying a rare isn't a bad idea. If you buy them while they're still "cheap," you can save it until it is worth hundreds of millions of coins.

Maybe he thought there was a bug with the trade screen, and that he would get the 1M if he declined or something.

I am working on another fake. This looks EXACTLY like something that Jagex created. For example, I have a piece of the full fake screenshot in my avatar.

Hmm... So the girl was a bit strange, wasn't she?

Hmm..... I think you scared ( :ohnoes: ) a 9 year old.

Buy Barrows sets or spend it all on law runes to level up mage.

Banned for having anime in your avatar.

How come people say they're hacked when they have no clue what being hacked means?

Newb: Does anyone know the location of Zezima? Me: 300 miles below the pits of Hell. Newb: Ok thanks. Newb: I better get to digging.

I see why Jagex put an age limit on the game. Nine year olds get on and start saying stupid immature stuff. :roll:

Banned for having phats for your avatar that aren't authentic!

LOL!!!! You only get boots that have +1 stab for doing the maze. But, I can agree that it is a great training area.

Eh hem. I have seen Jagex Mods in the game before. My friend even bragged about seeing Mod Paul in the game once. So, you're basically saying that Jagex Mods don't play with a crown, which would lead to what is against RS rules. ALL MODERATORS HAVE CROWNS!

You're banned for having a Gothic girl in your sig!