The Dark Lord

To make damage splashes, Blaziken, you should do this: 1. Open up MS Paint. 2. Insert the screenshot. 3. Open up a second Paint window with a picture of something taking damage. 4. Click on the magnifying glass to see pixels easier than viewing at 100%. 5. Copy pixel for pixel The damage splash. (Note: Count how many pixels wide a part of the splash is, and center the fake splash as best as possible.) 6. Click on the magnifying glass to view at 100%. If it looks right, save the file IMMEDIATELY. Also, get the right colors for the splash or it won't work.

Blaziken, what font style do you use to create the text in your fakes?

Banned for having a sig that isn't like mine!

Because it is a well-known fact that most people on the Internet (especially non-scripting communities) like to be lazy and skip paragraphs and even articles (i.e. the, a) Or, they could sound stupid by saying "How u do dat?"

How come Jagex never fully tested their coding when they made player-owned houses?

You are banned because I don't like you... Oh: You are banned because you are banning everyone!

Here's a funny conversation that I had with a newb: (This guy is wearing full gilded and starts cutting magic trees with me.) Newb: Hey, is that a rune hatchet? Me: Yeah. Newb: Can I buy? Me: Not for sale. Newb: Can I buy? Me: What part of not for sale do you not understand? Newb: All of it, I'm from Holand. Newb: Are you dutch? Me: No... Newb: A friend gave me this account. (Thank-you, your abuse report has been received) Me: Thanks for the confession. Me: Lol, I reported you for account sharing/trading. Me: Lol Newb: I didn't understand what you said, I'm from Holland. (Silence) (Newb runs away)

Dude, metal capes are totally plausible (maybe not conveniant, but plausable). If you can make armor out of connected rings, you can definately make a cloak or cape out of connected rings. Yes, molecular structure does influence weight, so mithril's molecular structure must be very spread out, thus making it lighter. But if that is the case, wouldn't it be less protective?? By the way, mithril platebody isn't that light. It still weighs like 10 Lbs. But steel platebody weighs like 20 Lbs. I don't really care though, I don't pk or fight alot, I smith. You guys talk about mithril as it were a real metal. Come on, have you ever seen a light blue metal sold in stores that was callled mithril?

That noobs brother is going to murder him! :twisted: More like a -299.9m profit.

Whoa. Normally they just say "Wanna b gf pl0x?" before that. Unless he/she is a pedo. :-k :-X Lol, a noob asked me that once.

That is hilarious! I guess the newb didn't know that shafts are stackable. You can fletch them without bank trips for one solid year if you wanted to.

How come you can't own with your main? You have 80+ mage! I just got pwned big time and lost a whip because a guy with 87 mage stunned+teleblocked me then got his friend to poison me.

Get your woodcutting to 75, cut a ton of magics. Then buy runes to get you to 80 mage. This should do the trick.

Blazen: Want me to PM you a fake? If you do some of the simpler stuff, it could look more like Jagex did it.

This noob offered me 1gp once for an addy(g) kiteshield. I just walked off and called him a noob. Also, this noob level 91 offered me gilded legs for my d legs. He even said they had a 1m difference in prices. That was the worst scamming attempt ever by someone.

I believe that is what you were looking for. Also- where is the ooc forums. I want to check this out myself. Sounds like **** to me :? No, duh. Did you honestly think that Jagex was going to give the F2Pers anything real good? They might have put this in the game only to keep the majority of the RuneScapers playing.

Yeah, I made a fake screenshot showing everyone with low hp bars in the middle of Falador. Funny thing though, a few days later Durial321 killed people in Falador. I need to redo it and make it look like a new mage attack was used on everyone.

It's not exactly metal, though it is the closest thing we have to one.

It's not exactly metal, though it is the closest thing we have to one.

My f2p friend is very excited about this update. He messages me all of the time talking about when it's going to be released.

"Can I have 5k?" is most overused by noobs (lvl3-126) :\ Hmm, there really are level 120 noobs somewhere....Who beg for 5k. lol

Wait, wouldn't this be considered the ultimate weapon? It snares while slashing (at the same time), and the snare would even be auto-casted. Also, it ignores armor values completely or up to 25%. And it could be even as fast as a dagger or something, but hit like a rune 2h sword.

The dragon longsword already exists. You can buy one for 100k in the Lost City.

ARE YOU FOR REAL!?!? That's messed up big time! ON TOPIC: I think noob and fr00b are most overused, as well as this cussword not bleeped by Jagex that is being used more frequent now as usernames :-$ :-#

I do that when I get real low on health, so I just single out a splatter, and guide it to the southern wall of the void knight fort, where all of the monsters and players are....It's a funny sight to see everything blow up, you, the level 100s, 80s, and 90s around you, and the monsters. :twisted: