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Granted. A bunch of the girls you know find out about it and think you've been looking through their clothes and kill you. I wish I was a master card player and could see other peoples' hands by looking at their eyes.

Banned for using the "razz" smilie in your post.

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Banned because nobody uses this smilie :XD: anymore.

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Banned for being obsessed with Cynic.

no u

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Banned because I have over 1600 SC points, but I don't want to use them because I don't want to do any actual training.

MELEE: ATTACK: 65 (6 years of taekwondo has to count for something) HITPOINTS: 65 (I grew up on a ranch with 2 brothers ;) ) STRENGTH: 60 (only because of my legs; my arms aren't very impressive, but my calves are huge) DEFENCE: 65 (again, ranch with 2 brothers...) RANGE: 65 (I know how to hold and fire a bow and can usually hit what I'm shooting at) PRAYER: 93 (I'm a non-denominational protestant and I read, on average, 3 chapters of the Bible each day and pray about pretty much everything and, most importantly, trust in God and believe in His word) MAGIC: IGNORE - NOT REALLY POSSIBLE/OBSOLETE. SUMMONING: 65 (I've taught my dogs to do some things and I get along fine with animals) SKILLS: RUNECRAFTING: 25 (I can only draw well some times; most of the time, I fail miserably) CONSTRUCTION: 50 (I helped build a deck last summer among other smaller projects) AGILITY: 40 (I can run, but not for very long; my legs are built for short, but strong, spurts of power) HERBLORE: 30 (I can recognize different types of trees and I know a few things about what's edible and what's not, but that's it) THEIVING: 45 (it's fun taking people's food and hiding it when they're not looking :lol: ) CRAFTING: 50 (do contraptions count? :ugeek: ) FLETCHING: 25 (I can string a bow, but I wouldn't even know how to start making one or the arrows to go with it) SLAYER: 80 (growing up on a ranch has a lot of advantages ;) ) HUNTER: 70 (chasing down barncats as a child, shooting things off my front porch (I live on a ranch), etc.) MINING: IGNORE - NOT REALLY POSSIBLE/OBSOLETE SMITHING: IGNORE - NOT REALLY POSSIBLE/OBSOLETE FISHING: 65 (I'm no expert, but I have fished quite a bit in my life and I find it enjoyable) COOKING: 55 (I make all the easy stuff and can follow a recipe; I specialize in the milkshake field and, according to everyone who's had one of my milkshakes, I do a great job) FIREMAKING: 99 (I the 4th of July and I make fires in our fireplace all the time during the winter) WOODCUTTING: 60 (We've been logging our forest for the past ~10 years and I've helped choke logs and cut firewood) FARMING: 55 (we have an orchard and we've had a garden in the past) TOTAL: 1222

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My personal opinion is that the election was rigged. My guess as to why they say Ahmedenijad won by so much is so that they can say he received a "mandate" to keep going with his current policies. Had they made the results more realistic (51% vs 49%), he wouldn't have this "mandate" (although I'm not sure what they have in place to make that matter significantly). Also, I found this article (I Fark.com) a while back and thought it interesting and that the Israelis do make some valid points for why they hold the positions they do (I'm not entirely sure what my opinion on this matter is, yet and just want the election results to be what the people voted for): Israel tacticians want Mahmoud Ahmadinejad win

Oops. :-#

I'm a straight, unmarried guy, but I found this hilarious image for you narbs:

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