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Granted. You are chained to a giant vat of ice cream and get eaten by zombies because you can't get away. I wish I could write perfect speeches in less than 5 minutes.

710

Banned because, with the words "him by" in between "got" and "them," it made no sense at all.

Granted, but then I blow your head off again and take the ice cream. I wish I had unlimited, and legal, access to all forms of media (movies, music, etc.).

690

Banned for throwing monkey feces and for not making any sense in the last half of your sentence.

Granted. You spend the rest of your life worried about how many 99's I have and eventually die from the stress, turn into a zombie, and get your head blown off again. I wish that you were a zombie and I got to blow your head off.

Banned for not presenting the (quite obvious) idea to start another war.

Granted, someone turns you into a 10-point buck and then shoots you. I wish I could have turned you into a zombie again.

Banned because we can always start up another one.

11 "not"'s = you wish that you aren't a Jagex mod. Granted, but then a Jagex mod decides he just doesn't like you and bans you before hunting you down in real life, zombifying you, and then blowing your head off. I wish I had something better to do than play forum games.

Banned for being a minute late and not noticing that I posted before you.

Banned for noticing that our back-and-forth bans take up most of this page.

670

Granted, but it just happened to be the incorruptible wish I had earlier and you somehow become zombified and get shot in the head again. I wish I knew what to wish for.

Banned for assuming I was (starting to get) annoyed.

Granted, but then your house burns down and you lose everything.

Banned because you can never have too many 99 skills and for not dropping the Jagex mod thing yet.

650

Granted, but you come back as a zombie and get your head blown off with a shotgun. I wish I had the bigest shotgun in the world.

Banned because there are actually two halloween masks in my sig and for now claiming not to be a Jagex mod while simultaneously hinting that your might be one.

630

WOOT!!! If I'm banned from all games, then I can't lose The Game any more!!!! Or did I just lose by thinking about that? CRAP!! :lol: As for your wish: Granted, but then some guy sees you put the $20 in your pocket and kills you for it. I wish I could think of an uncorruptible wish.

Sorry, my current high score is 137 and I average around 150-170. TPUM thinks I play Minesweeper too much.

Banned for claiming, again, that you are a Jagex mod while also inferring that you aren't.