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December 2003. If only I had started a few months earlier..... (It's okay, though, a friend of mine started playing 2 days after the scythe drop :lol: ).

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Ragmar12345 come back to life as a zombie, bites you causeing you to become a zombie and then I shoot both your heads off.

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False. I have no diarhea (I know too many people with speech impedements :lol: ) what you're talking about. I actually tried for a while, but I don't like the view of the field and the fact that I can't just locate all the seeds in the entire field and get like a (half of a) million points (if I could, I would've gotten 99 farming months ago 8-) ). TPUM thinks the fact that I used "diarhea" instead of "idea" is quite disturbing.

Banned for making me want to get ice cream even though it's 10:00 pm here.

What the heck? I leave when we're over 800 and come back to find it back in the 400's. :wall: 470

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Banned for blaspheming binary!! :evil:

Banned because binary is amazing (I even have a binary alarm clock :ugeek: ).

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Banned because I've only ever had one offense on my account and it is gone now (it was one from like 2004) and because you have to leave.

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Granted, but then Chuck Norris notices your pwnageness and kills you just to show off. I wish I were zombie-resistant.

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Banned for having to write appeals in the first place.

Granted, but, because you're a zombie, you eat its brains and turn it into a zombie as well and then I shoot both your heads off. I wish the zombie apocalypse would go ahead and happen already so that we could get it over with.

Banned because we're both hypocrites by saying the other could end this by not posting and then continuing to post and keeping it going anyways.

Granted, but as they go to give you a bite, they too get eaten. I wish I had the best underground bunker ever built.

Banned because you could have ended the rediculousness by not posting, but posted anyways.

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