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820

Banned for bringing my skill capes into this.

Granted. I go back in time and somehow corrupt your wish and turn you into a zombie. I wish I knew how I read Life_mage's wish wrong.

Banned for highlighters.

:twisted: Dropping things out of high windows onto concrete sidewalks.

As all this was happening, you notice, a bit too late, that the walls around you are all wired with explosives connected to a trigger that was Goonstalf's heart and you get blown up when his heart stops.

Banned for not stating the obvious reason for why attempting alchemy is foolish.

How'd you know?! :lol: TPUM has picked his/her nose at least once in the past 24 hours.

Granted. You spend the rest of your life trying to think up an uncorruptible wish only to think of one right before you die. I wish computers couldn't overheat.

870

Banned for only mentioning one of the ingredients of a milkshake.

The latest Team A win was on page 133, the one before that on page 129, and the other one was on page 125.

820

Banned because a good milkshake will beat both pie and cake any day.

Z If you were to take an infinite number of derivatives of a polynomial equation, what number would eventually become the answer and, once the answer once, continue to be the answer as you kept taking derivatives?

:ohnoes: Failcomputers.

Too true. TPUM has read George Orwell's Animal Farm.

Banned for mentioning the zombies thread in Off-Topic without mentioning pie.

Your teachers assign you so much work that there's no possible way for you to complete all of it and you commit suicide.