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Banned because I will be going to several such threads over the next couple minutes/hours/days/weeks/months/years/decades/centuries/millenia.

Banned for reminding me that we once had a bat in our house... Man, that was an exciting night. :lol:

Granted. He falls on you and kills you and nobody gets zombefied which makes things much less awesome. I wish I couldn't dehydrate.

Banned for using the "ugh" smily in your post.

Because God doesn't like pink and purple pokadots. Why do humans like music?

My face. What is the purpose for RAM modules in computers?

Granted. People take you for a monster and kill you. You then become a 600 foot tall zombie and get killed again. I wish I could just snap my fingers and get a good job.

Banned because - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did you have to do that and make me also lose?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Banned for changing your avatar.

Banned for pointing out the obvious.

Granted. People read every single post in every thread they want to post in before posting. As such, they spend much much more of their time reading and much much less time posting and most people just stop posting altogether. Wait... That might actually be a good thing.... Ummm... You somehow become a zombie and get slaughtered by the TZDF. I wish I had millions of peaches.

Banned for not having any images in your signature.

Granted. You are a nocturnal penguin. However, because most penguins are not nocturnal, you have no friends and commit suicide. I wish I had an unlimited supply of legos.

Banned for having a picture of a gp-pile as your avatar.

Because they have a money monster in the back room and have to feed him somehow. How long is the Wall of China?

What operating system are you using and what was the OS on the old computer?

Banned because what you just said could be taken multiple ways and one of them is just downright creepy.

Banned for having Stewie in your avatar.

8/10 I love the avvy. :lol:

Banned for having quotes in your sig.

x^2 + y^2 I'm glad you liked it. It actually took me a couple minutes to think of that. :lol: What makes something funny?

Banned for being evil.

I've actually had it do that before. It doesn't happen very often (it pretty much requires that I max out my cpu on something with high definition for at least an hour (if I want to ply RSHD for any length of time, I generally have to take a side panel off so it doesn't overheat)), but it has happened. What processor do you have? AMD Athlon XP 2700+, MMX, 3DNow, 2.16 ghz My graphics card is a NVIDIA GeForce FX 5200, if that makes a difference (it has a heatsink on it, so I'm guessing it contributes to the overheating).

I used to paintball, but then me and all my friends ran out of money and had to switch to airsofting. :lol: When I first got my airsoft gun (an old Tippman Pro-Lite; very accurate), I forgot to check the fps before my first battle and gave a friend a nice 5-inch bruise on his arm with a shot from about 25 yards away. #-o :lol: I usually played sniper because of the accuracy of my gun and the fact that I'm more cautious than my friends, so I didn't get hit much, but got to shoot a lot of people. One time, I hit my brother's best friend in the butt, but he didn't do anything, so I shot him again in the shoulder. :lol:

Same here. At my house, we currently have 2 .368 revolvers (double action, but the most accurate handguns I've ever fired), a .368 lever-action rifle (also very accurate), a lever-action 30-30 (inaccurate but powerful), a semi-auto .22 rifle, 2 bolt action .22 rifles, a 9mm (semi-atuo) glock with four 17-round clips, a sawed-off 12 guage pump-action shotgun (the barel was bent, so we had to saw the end off), a double barrel 12 guage shotgun, a double barrel 410 shotgun, a 300 savage, and I think we also have a 20 guage pump, but I'm not sure (we traded a 12-guage pump for my cousin's 20 about 8 years ago so that my little brother could shoot it and I'm not sure if we've traded them back yet). We might have one or two more, but that's all I can remember for now. Add my little brother's knife collection (a good-sized dagger (probably about 8 inches; I don't think anyone's measured it), a machete, and a couple dozen pocket knives (I doubt the pocket knives will be of much use as weapons, but we have them)), and my 6 years taekwondo experience and my family's pretty much set. 8-)