cartman151 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 A Biography on Noobs The Noob The newbie, or noob as some call them, is a new player, sometimes called froob, choob, froobcake, or many other names are people who do dumb things, in this guide i will tell you how to prevent noobs, and the types of noob Part I- The Dumb Noob This is the most common noob kind, either having stayed in lumbridge too long, and not seen runescape, or just started with mental disabilities. This noob will ask questions to anyone over level 80, sometimes over level 50, even some noobs just ask when they see sum1 wearing rune. This noob has not been found a cure yet, unless your name is "[developmentally delayed]001" or something of the like Part II- The Beggar Noob This species of noob is found in banks, begging for items from people wearing good armor, or rare things. This noob is often poor, trying to find a easy way for money, or just too dang lazy to make money on its own. There IS a cure for this noob, its mostly common sense but some people do not get it. All you do to avoid this noob is sell stuff in small amounts, wear robes when selling stuff or just find a bank without beggars. Part III- The "Stalker" Noob WARNING!!!!! This noob is EXTREMELY dangerous to your health this noob will follow you until you log out, hop worlds, or teleport. This sucks for most pures, that do not have teleport mage levels. to avoid, wear robes at ALL TIMES besides combat Part IV- The Macro Noob also known as an 'autoer' these noobs will steal your mining spots, woodcutting spot, and just about every other spot WITHOUT any remorse. This is the 'evil' noob, as most noobs have feelings...these..don't. to avoid, report to jagex multiple times and eventually will be safe. Part V- The High Level Noob These are the most shameful people in all of runescape. They think they higher than god and that they can boss anyone around, but when they meet a true pker...they wet themselves. It is a true embarrassment to all of runescape, and noobs of all kind. to prevent this from happening, don't use HL Noob language, such as "0\/\/NT P10X!" this includes all types of "1337" speech, which will be covered on my next part... Part VI- The 1337 Noob This is the scariest noob in all runescape that i have researched, these are the noobs that talk like "0|\/|G!!!one!!one!!!shifteleven11!!! 1 j|_|5T P\/\/NT D4T N33B!!!!!!" , in some cases... this is the scary part... the say this.."|_|R 4 N00B, N00B" which makes me sad. to avoid this noob, put him on ignore Part VII- The Prayer Noob This is a combat noob. This noob will use protection prayer, protect from melee, ranged, and mage to win fights dishonorably. This noob, used in an example, would get owned in 5 seconds if they went to a shaolin temple, which is totally structured on honor. to avoid this noob, just put prayer on, or full veracs and own him Part VIII- The Lazy Noob This is a noob who does nothing all day. He is the kind that sits there in castle wars scratching his butt, or the one that repairs gates during pc. If this noob was in danger of his life, he would gasp, look around... pick his nose, and scratch his butt until he was sent into oblivion Part IIX- The Desperate Noob These are very shameful people. They are the ones who ask to be your gf and or bf just for free cash. this is despicable, to avoid......theres two ways, either say your the same gender as them or just add them to ignore Part IX- The Item noob Item noobs. The ones that go and ask you what it is you're wearing and then go "oh iv seen that stoofs sell for-" like at least 400k less than the actual value. To avoid these noobs, bring your heavy weapons... aka the rubber chicken Part X- The Scamming Noobs This species will often team up with people that don't fall into any actually category of noob other than the one that they put themselves in by participating with scamming noobs. Scamming noobs will try to sell worthless items for insane prices (like spider on a stick for 1m with their partner saying they're buying spider on a stick for 3m). These are usually quite easy to spot out, so if you report them and expose their scam so that others report them too, you should be fine. Part XI- The Rich Noob WARNING!!! These Noobs are EXTREMELY dangerous to financial funds These are probably the strangest type of noob i have seen, these are the noobs with the phats in w 2. Mostly seen doing the veracs scam with 2 skirts instead of a helm. Part XII- The Spam Noob This noob is especially annoying. in all my days i have not seen anything like this. this is the noob that will say random things while wc, fishing etc. Things like 'yo mamas so fat she ate a sandwich!!! OOOOOOH!!!'...and also.. m least favorite, the old space enter space enter over and over again. then theres the lolololololololololololololollollolololololololololol ones... my other account is named Rere7777I get advice from Taco Bell packets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gein6 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 8/10 there has already been a guide on this but good nonetheless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cartman151 Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 Theres probably been guides related to every guide made already so theres bound too be many like mine. my other account is named Rere7777I get advice from Taco Bell packets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noahbaby94 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Part VII- The Prayer Noob This is a combat noob. This noob will use protection prayer, protect from melee, ranged, and mage to win fights dishonorably. This noob, used in an example, would get owned in 5 seconds if they went to a shaolin temple, which is totally structured on honor. to avoid this noob, just put prayer on, or full veracs and own him they earned this great job no levels great pay http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?p=4704449#4704449need wet clay go here http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=657660great job no levels great pay http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=656156 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roose Bolton Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Part VII- The Prayer Noob This is a combat noob. This noob will use protection prayer, protect from melee, ranged, and mage to win fights dishonorably. This noob, used in an example, would get owned in 5 seconds if they went to a shaolin temple, which is totally structured on honor. to avoid this noob, just put prayer on, or full veracs and own him they earned this Why do you think prayer was put there? say you were fighting someone who was 30combat lvls above you in the wildy and you would die and lose full dh or whip ect...wiouldnt you prayer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Pig20 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Why does using prayer make you a noob???? The noobs are stakers that cant beat prayer. Then die and loose their money. So i do believe it should be changed to noobs that stake then die and call you a pray noob. If using prayer is stupid then why the heck did jagex make it? Use your flipping brain..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptogram Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Agreed with prayer thing. If I'm fighting and I don't want to die, I'll use prayer. Honour ain't much use without your stuff. I usually like this good-humoured kind of post but... The Dumb Noob This is the most common noob kind, either having stayed in lumbridge too long, and not seen runescape, or just started with mental disabilities. ...some might find this offensive. Could you please edit this? 7/10 for observational humour Don't follow me. You might not make it.All your accounts are belong to us now.If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haddman Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I totally agree with the prayer thing, just because you use prayer doesn't mean you're a noob. I use prayer when i'm fighting my levels or higher. I was pking and there was guy i was fighting and was calling me sad for no reason, then he ran to the multi combat zone and his friend came to help him, then i put on my prayer and he called me sad, wtf is with that, probably just jelous because he can't do it. If you're in danger, say getting jumped by a clan in wildy you ofcourse use prayer if you have, it has saved me a few times from certain death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cartman151 Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 I put prayer for the people who hate other people that use it. Or for the ones that have 99 and there only lvl16 my other account is named Rere7777I get advice from Taco Bell packets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurtz1122334 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 hmm lol Im P2P 98% of rs players have attempted a scam. If your one of the 2% who havent, copy this into your sig.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xzavier93 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 dude i just cropped the perfect pic you can put in your guide it is funny ill get it lemme put it on photobucket!! ok heres one of em and heres the code: [img=http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s172/Brukhalian/noobsareantiedworldwide2.jpg] Heres other one: and heres the code: [img=http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s172/Brukhalian/cut.jpg] I think they kinda funny you can put em into your posts if you want i guess. Whoever said "nothing is impossible", obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xzavier93 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 :? sorry second one isn't resized lol forgot to....but there you go. Whoever said "nothing is impossible", obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavaownz Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 weird guide, but I like it Rofl. My chair has a fridge, a cooler, a toilet, a shower, and a barbecue bulit in.Hey, I may have quite Runescape, but I just bought an XBOX 360 and play way to much COD4 with the Gamertag Lava Mage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revengesgod Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 ok first one would get critized b/c of those "1337"(yea i said it and i use 1337 5934k. got a problem?) fakers use pixels exactly and unless its ur first it will get critizied if used in other places.i would have used 1337 as the number of players in that world.but thats just me. OT: i like it but yes the prayer thing is kinda bad. but it is a good guide nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandaman115 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Looks like Player-Made Guides has gone to hell. [Admin Edit: No naming names in a negative light] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasle Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I, myself don't like it. I'm not sure. For one, what do you think prayer is there for? It's not disrespectful, unless you both agree to it or something. Also, it's got some useful advice, but sometimes it's a bit harsh. And keep in mind, combat level doesn't make you better. Also, some of these players don't know better. The best thing to do is to help them. As the saying goes, "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitaoma Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Part VII- The Prayer Noob This is a combat noob. This noob will use protection prayer, protect from melee, ranged, and mage to win fights dishonorably. This noob, used in an example, would get owned in 5 seconds if they went to a shaolin temple, which is totally structured on honor. to avoid this noob, just put prayer on, or full veracs and own him Dishonorably? No, it isn't. Prayer is a skill as strenght, mage or ranged. Have you ever been called a "strenght noob"? I don't think so. Besides that, prayer is one of the most expensive buyable skills, so I would respect someone with a high prayer level. If you don't respect "prayer noobs" go to Duel Arena. There you can set your own rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellsBells Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Part VIII- The Lazy Noob This is a noob who does nothing all day. He is the kind that sits there in castle wars scratching his butt, or the one that repairs gates during pc. If this noob was in danger of his life, he would gasp, look around... pick his nose, and scratch his butt until he was sent into oblivion You heal the Void Knight when you repair the gates and barricades... :roll: The spammer noob part was funny. Yo mama's so fat she ate a sandwich!!!!!!! ooooooooo watcha gonna do?? huh 0wnt Rofl. :lol: My F2P Moneymaking Guide!Always gargle before a takeoff. Wakka Wakka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 guess this sums up how noobs are lol I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalphite_Queen Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Have you ever been called a "strenght noob"? I don't think so.I beg to differ... I get called a strength noob on a daily basis, usually after I've just finished bashing someone's head in. Currently subsisting off of God Wars: 3 shards, 1 bandos hilt, 2 sara swords, 1 steam staff, and 2 zamorak spears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitaoma Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Have you ever been called a "strenght noob"? I don't think so.I beg to differ... I get called a strength noob on a daily basis, usually after I've just finished bashing someone's head in. LOL. Nice strenght level, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mega_vegeta6 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 the funniest ever RS player i ever met, waits for randoms but she aint noob just for that! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cartman151 Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 I made this guide off what I hear not think. my other account is named Rere7777I get advice from Taco Bell packets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gein6 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Why does using prayer make you a noob???? The noobs are stakers that cant beat prayer. Then die and loose their money. So i do believe it should be changed to noobs that stake then die and call you a pray noob. If using prayer is stupid then why the heck did jagex make it? Use your flipping brain..... Exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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