I've never gotten a detention, but my friend's class had to write a one page essay on something I forgot, plus they have lunch detentions all next week just because their teacher can't find his Sharpies, and figures somebody took them. :XD:

I keep getting detentions for random junk i do in class. Maybe during a serious discussion in relegion about sexuality ill be extra immature, and quiz the teacher or supply teacher about their "first". Quiet the fun experience. I guess i deserve my random [cabbage] detentions. But their worth it. Oh well.

ok here is the mother of all stupid detentions.

 

 

 

so there is this snobby [bleep] at our school and one of my friends friends a girl, went up to her and said 'I wan't some" then the [bleep] ran off and cried.

 

Where was I??? I was at the other friecken side of the school taking a leak for crying outloud!!!! THe [bleep] made up soooo much random stuff about me that I never did the Vice didn't believe a single word I said..

 

2 DAY O.S.S yay! i didn't get in trouble with my parents but my record got marked with sexual harassment ( queer eh?) I had one word for this REVENGE

 

nahh, not too bad but i squeesed a banana till it got soft and I whipped it at her head. Mass explosion of banana everywhere!! it was funny, even more funny a person in grade 11 GOT I n trouble \

ok here is the mother of all stupid detentions.

 

 

 

so there is this snobby [bleep] at our school and one of my friends friends a girl, went up to her and said 'I wan't some" then the [bleep] ran off and cried.

 

Where was I??? I was at the other friecken side of the school taking a leak for crying outloud!!!! THe [bleep] made up soooo much random stuff about me that I never did the Vice didn't believe a single word I said..

 

2 DAY O.S.S yay! i didn't get in trouble with my parents but my record got marked with sexual harassment ( [unusual] eh?) I had one word for this REVENGE

 

nahh, not too bad but i squeesed a banana till it got soft and I whipped it at her head. Mass explosion of banana everywhere!! it was funny, even more funny a person in grade 11 GOT I n trouble \

 

 

 

If that isn't the biggest double standard ever I don't know what is. You were annoyed that you got the blame for something that you didn't do but when you got revenge and hit her with a banana, some other guy got in trouble and you're ok with that...

 

 

 

Think about the guy who got in trouble for what you did. Karma will come around and kick you in the [wagon]. If it dosen't, Chuck will.

lol, Dentention for Listening in Class.

 

 

 

Anyway I don't get dentention, I get suspended, I got an Anger Management Problem so I get into fights easy. Lets see I've been kicked out about 7 or 8 times and I'm still at that school :lol:

ok here is the mother of all stupid detentions.

 

 

 

so there is this snobby [bleep] at our school and one of my friends friends a girl, went up to her and said 'I wan't some" then the [bleep] ran off and cried.

 

Where was I??? I was at the other friecken side of the school taking a leak for crying outloud!!!! THe [bleep] made up soooo much random stuff about me that I never did the Vice didn't believe a single word I said..

 

2 DAY O.S.S yay! i didn't get in trouble with my parents but my record got marked with sexual harassment ( [unusual] eh?) I had one word for this REVENGE

 

nahh, not too bad but i squeesed a banana till it got soft and I whipped it at her head. Mass explosion of banana everywhere!! it was funny, even more funny a person in grade 11 GOT I n trouble \

 

 

 

If that isn't the biggest double standard ever I don't know what is. You were annoyed that you got the blame for something that you didn't do but when you got revenge and hit her with a banana, some other guy got in Think about the guy who got in trouble for what you did. Karma will come around and kick you in the [wagon]. If it dosen't, Chuck will.

 

 

 

BTW you would have to know her to hate her...she is the most ARRRRGH there is no bad enough word for her she makes me want to rip out my spleen and throw it at a wall then put it back then tear out my colon appendix liver kidney( in that order) and throw them out the window and then insert iodine in my wounds and hang myself by my esopaughagus

So, you knowingly broke a rule and are wondering why you got punished?

 

 

 

Damn I wish you would have gotten caught with that vodka too, thats just plain stupid.

 

 

 

Exact thoughts

 

 

 

yup, isn't it always amazing how the continual rule breakers whine the loudest with indignation when they get caught...."man, rules are stupid, why can't I do/wear and act like I want?"......imagine trying to teach a classroom full of know-it-all, testosterone filled, wannabe tough guys who think class is a drag, and want to listen to MP3 players and bag their pants down below their butt to look "cool"....or try teaching in a school where there are no dress codes and built like brick craphouse girls are wearing look-at-my-goodies clothes...like you can concentrate on class while she is sitting over there in her mini skirt and stacked bra.....or wannabe gangsters bagging clothes and wearing hoodies distracting everyone...causing more aggravation in the class then their worth, unfortunately taking them out back and whooping their wagon isn't legal...anymore.

 

 

 

and vodka, what were you thinking...ahhhh you weren't, thats the point.

I think I've already mentioned this... but my one detention came from me and the rest of the class waiting for half an hour for the teacher to show, with no signs or anything signifying whether or not the teacher was here. At the last period of the day.

 

 

 

After the half hour, me and half the class just got pissed and left, and five minutes later a teacher came in, got attendance, gave everyone who left a detention (again, half the class), and let everyone leave 10 minutes before the period was over.

 

 

 

-.- .

 

 

 

our school has a policy were if we cant have entrance to the room within 10min. of the break bell we can leave

 

 

 

we almost did it once, the door was locked and the teacher took a little over 10min. to show up.. she was getting coffee..

 

 

 

the counselor was even waiting with us and we asked her if we could leave, and she said how long had it been..

 

 

 

Yeah we have that too, got to do it a few times too, hell, we even did it if the teachers were on time. :lol:

I once got detention for printing off pictures of the-milky-bar-kid in class. The teacher was especially enraged because he looks exactly like the milky bar kid, and most students blantantly shouted out 'milky' across the classroom. So as a joke I print out a few pictures of him but he gives me the detention and not them. Btw if you didnt know:

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: