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What's my name in Chinese?! :lol: .

 

 

 

Same thing here when I'm in America for whatever reasons, except replacing Chinese with Russian. I usually just say "Whatever you want it to be."

 

 

 

Nobody in Russia asks me "What's my name in English?"

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them: ever drink ballies from a shoe?

 

 

 

me: well, umm wtf im not old greg

 

 

 

 

 

them: can i borrow a pencil

 

 

 

me: No! dammit

 

 

 

 

 

well this last one aint relly a question

 

 

 

teacher: Mason your staying in at recess

 

 

 

me: mrs.power your gay

 

 

 

her: go to the office

 

 

 

me: go to hell

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Are you high?(my eyes make me look high 24/7)

 

I totaly know what you mean ppl ask me that all the time! My eyes do that alot to. Whats even worse is that the stupid dust in this one old classroom made my eyes ich so they were red. That teacher thought i was the biggest drugee.

 

 

 

I get asked if i'm single a lot. If they are ugly i say "No". If they aren't i say "thats up to you"

 

If its a guy i beat him up and get a restraining order.

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"Are you chinese? No? Japanese? Nonono, korean!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Oh meh God :o!

 

 

 

If you're Japanese, can you do karate?

When I'm in Japan: Uwaaa, eigo shabereruno?! (OMG, you can has speak English?) Yes, I'm half American, and I live there most of the time.

 

 

 

When I'm in America: Can you teach me Japanese?

 

 

 

Yes, I can teach you, but I won't. You're not paying me, and it would at least take a few months.

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How can you eat so much and be so lazy and still have a washboard stomach?

 

 

 

I'm really not entirely sure myself. :-k

 

 

 

Why are you so quiet?

 

 

 

Because I'm shy, there, I said it.

 

 

 

In high school this one dude who picked on me in elementary school came up to me in the hall way scared to death I was going to end up pulling a gun on him some day. Just so everyone knows, just because people are quiet doesn't mean they are plotting your demise over you calling them names in elementary school.

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Do you have your exams this year?

 

 

 

No, next year.

 

 

 

(They estimate me older, I guess :-k )

 

 

 

During a student exchange week, I had to take care of a Norwegian Girl for a week. When I was tired of talking, she asked me:

 

 

 

Are you shy?

 

 

 

I meen, why do you ask that? I said, well yes, sort of.

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