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The Three Stooges come out of nowhere and start poking your eyes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Presses the big gray button with nothing on it*

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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All light turns into ultraviolet light and everyone dies of skin cancer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Presses the button with a picture of a black sheepinator on it.*

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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You press it anyways and Porky the Pig comes up to you and says "Th-th-th-that failed, folks."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You find a button shaped like a ribbon that says "1st Place at the Universal Fail Competition."

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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You get herpes

 

 

 

I sit down in a wheely chair, and there's a big button that says dont sit on this or something will happen.

 

you sit on it, and get aids.

 

 

 

*presses a button shaped like a lazor*

 

Your fascination with STDs gets erased when the lazor zaps your brain.

 

 

 

I press a flashing button, you know, one of those irresistible flashing buttons that you always see in UFOs and things like that. Its a particularly bright button to, all the more alluring. I can't imagine anything bad happening by pressing this button.

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A giant, human-sized, bug-zapper that is equally alluring drops down right next to you; your best friend tells you not to look at it and that you should stay away, but you only respond "but it's so pretty...." just as you run into it and get zapped.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You see a button that says "government" on it.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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you run away from it, and step on the hidden button hidden underneath the hidden compartment that presses down when you step on the tile in the pyramid your in because this is a run on sentence.

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You get slaughtered by you computer speakers for not describing the next button.

 

 

 

 

 

You see a button shaped like fingernail clippers.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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When you press it The Game is wiped off the face of the Earth and everyone forgets everything about it.

 

 

 

You see a button, but it smells like swine flu.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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