after pressing it, I go into hyper mode, and can suddenly fly!

 

 

 

a black square button with the words "free ice-cream yogurt"

You press it and the ghosts of a million ice cream men haunt you forever.

 

 

 

You see a button shaped like EFG.

a trapdoor opens up under Goonstalf after I press the button.. sharks start tearing him to pieces...

 

 

 

*presses a button that looks like a cookie*

A moon sized cookie crashes into the Earth killing the world's population.

 

 

 

You press a button shaped like the most humblest of Earth's creatures, the Tyrannosaurs Rex.

a grammar nazi comes and smacks Goonstalf. *(see rules on first page)

 

 

 

*Presses a button that's red and round and says "PRESS ME!"

I appear out of your computer screen and take your kitteh.

 

 

 

*Presses a button that says "THE BUTTON".*

your avatar comes alive and eats you.

 

 

 

*presses a button that says "operation rescue evil kitty"*

Time slows down so now everything takes 10x longer to do.

 

 

 

*Slowly presses a button labeled "Nottub".*

a gallon of ice-cream falls on your head.. and the nottub label peels off to read "death-trap ice-cream"

 

 

 

*Presses a button that's a green triangle*

You are suddenly transported to the center of the Bermuda triangle and the water is glowing with an eerie green glow.

 

 

 

*Presses a button shaped like a shark.*

A Chinese Lady waiter suddenly pops into existence, and gives you a bowl of shark-fin soup!

 

 

 

*Presses a round orange button with the words "noob" written on it in engraved letters*

You just respawned in lumbridge.

 

 

 

*Presses the EXIT button*

a secret entrance opens up, and you are transported 50 miles from the place where you were before.

 

 

 

*Presses a button that is yellow bear-shaped, and has the words "PLOW" scratched into its surface*

A polar bear made of titanium appears and proceeds to own you in every conceivable, non-sexual way, he has "PLOW" engraved in his side.

 

 

 

Amidst your utter ownage you manage to press a button that looks like....

 

A sun, but on it are pictures of rainbows and lollipops.

a group of gay makeover men from queer eye for the straight guy, appear and drag 321Ownage away.

 

 

 

*Presses a button marked raed*

Assuming that was supposed to say read....

 

 

 

A book of infinite knowledge appears but you are distracted because 321ownage sprints after one of the makeover guys with a khukri and carrying the head of another one screaming "Try to make me ***, ill chop off your *** *****!" And as he runs by he bumps a button that looks like the cat in silver's sig. And the book of infinite knowledge disappears.

A cat pops up and scratches your face up. Through your bleeding eyes, you see a button with a dinosaur on it.

A Tyrannosaurus appears and eats the cat, but then eats you.

 

You see a button in his belly...

you look at the belly button and wonder why your sticking your finger in a dinousaurs belly button. you wonder what the purpose is. then you get a thought in your head, what is purpose. purpose, do i really need to press this button. what will I gain from pressing this button because as we all know

 

 

 

It is purpose that created us.

 

Purpose that connects us.

 

Purpose that pulls us.

 

That guides us.

 

That drives us.

 

It is purpose that defines us.

 

Purpose that binds us.

 

 

 

you press the giant big red button saying don't press

and then like how Team Rocket used to blast off... everyone around me blasts off!

 

 

 

*presses a button marked wuggles*

Everyone gets wuggled, whether that's a good or bad thing, idk :?

 

 

 

*Presses a button that says "A button"*

Nothing really interesting happens... Except that goonstalf gets whisked away by faeries who are really upset at him because he doesn't believe in them.. they carry him over to some mermen, who then pull his whiskers out.. and... :shock: :? nevermind... I told you.. it wasn't that interesting... :roll:

 

 

 

*Presses a button that's purple and shiny*

Something happens, but no one was paying attention because they were still wondering what happens next in the story :shock:

 

 

 

*Presses a button with a little bit of peanut butter on it*

a 60 inch LCD screen TV appears with a big red bow, and a gift card saying "For Goonstalf, Please forget what you were thinking about just now"

 

 

 

*Presses a button that's shaped like a peanut*

Your tongue becomes glued to the top of your mouth making impossible to talk and very difficult to breathe through your mouth.

 

*Presses a button in the form of broken glass*