I press the button, but gives me Chicken Pox! #-o

 

 

 

You see a "Slow" Button

I help him along to get back up to speed.

 

 

 

"Push me"

 

-- :twss: --

I press it and some hidden compartments open up

 

 

 

:mrgreen: :twss: :mrgreen:

 

 

 

The waves of joy radiate over the entire TIF, turning spammers into contributors, flamers into debaters, and haters into hats.

 

 

 

You press a button shaped like a needle pointing outwards

It turns out that the needle-shaped button isn't actually a button, but a real needle. The needle goes through your finger, and the tip curls, so that you can't get it out.

 

 

 

I press a button with a picture of a kitten on it.

It was the button that launches the Kitten Cannon. When you press it, a kitten is automatically loaded into the world's largest cannon along with enough gun powder to blow up the moon. After a few seconds of trajectory calculation the cannon fires the kitten at a fraction of the speed of light straight into the sun.

 

 

 

You see a button with the word "Frumple" on it.

Nothing happens because FRUMPLE ISN"T A WORD.

 

So you push a different one that says frumple, but this one is purple.

You are drowned in a 6-foot deep pool of purple paint.

 

 

 

I press a button with a picture of an innocent blueberry muffin on it.

You receive a blueberry muffin. Who says the buttons can't ever be nice? ;)

 

 

 

I press a button with a picture of a button on it

You suddenly sprout buttons all over your body. Yay for you.

 

 

 

I press a taupe button that has a diameter of about 5 inches.

You are slaughtered by a tape measure.

 

 

 

I press a button with a clock face on it.

An announcement for the current date and time is played over the intercom system.

 

 

 

I press a "Submit" button. Like right now.

Excellent! You accept the fact that you have sold your soul to the devil. You are now eternally enslaved.

 

 

 

I press a button with a picture of a raindrop on it.

It rains.

 

 

 

You see a button that says "If you press this, a kitten will drown in a bucket of milk"

I poke it.

 

 

 

You see a button saying 'if you press this the previous button's effects will be undone.'

It rick rolls new york.

 

 

 

it causes thousands of surfer dudes to come out and take part in an epic battle between them and the biggest wave ever.

 

A button with an LED timer on it.

You press it. Oops, turns out it was actually your oven timer, now you feel like an idiot.

 

 

 

You see a button with a picture of a sandwich on it.

You get a button sandwich...a very pointy button sandwich...that happens to be on fire...and the buttons are poisoned too.

 

 

 

You see a button that looks like this: :twss:

it makes a huge speaker pop out that repeatedly says "That's what she said."

 

You see a button that has a picture of Billy Mays on it.

Billy Mays appears behind you and displays the killing power of oxygen by killing you with a sword made out of Mighty Putty.

 

 

 

Not my joke, "Last Place Comics"

 

 

 

You see a button that has a suspicious line of text reading "Danger, a bomb will go off if you press this!"

I get a cookie instead. Then Bomberman shows up about 20 feet away and blows up.

 

You see a button that says Light Override

A shaft of pure LIGHT appears OVER your head. You grab onto it and RIDE it to a distant galaxy

 

 

 

In that distant galaxy you find a button with a label written in an incomprehensible language

The button teleports you back to the original location.

 

 

 

You see a button labeled "The Game".

The button makes you lose the game.

 

 

 

You see a small red button under the desk.

You press it, and a small red button appears on top of the desk.

 

 

 

You see a small red button on top of the desk.