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Press the button game!

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It does nothing and makes you feel empty inside.

 

 

 

You see a button in the shape of a drunken gay guy eying you from across the bar.

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If you choose your beliefs/lifestyle simply based on what your parents want, then you are a weak minded individual and are not even worthy of calling yourself a person.

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You press it and immediately pass out. 12 hours later you wake up...and your butt hurts :uhh:

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You press a button shaped like a guy forgetting something important

And the guy suddenly remmebers what it was.

 

 

 

You see button shaped like the head of George W Bush.

before someone makes fun of him, you press the button and he says that he's done a better job then Obama. (true)

 

you see a button with rockets on it.

Paragon.png

The rockets launch at all noobs who still think Bush>Obama

 

(including you probably)

 

 

 

I press a pink button

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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people supporting breast cancer pop up and run 3 miles.

 

you see a button with a rope you have to burn.

 

Obama sucks!

Paragon.png

You press it and you realize that its not really a button at all. You light it on fire. The rope burns slowly and is used to tell time.

 

You press a shiny red hemispherical button.

 

The following is not a criticism nor is it an attempt to start an argument; rather it is a well-intentioned plea to garner more information in regards to your opinion and to possibly engage in a poignant albeit tiny debate: Why?

Half the world falls off.

 

You see a button that says OT.

I like stir fry

Protoguy.png

protoguy.png

Some glass shoves itself down your throat.

 

 

 

You see a button with a picture of me, next to a piece of cheese.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

You press it and 'who am i' bludgeons you to death with a sock filled with marbles.

 

 

 

You see a button that looks like a button, but you're not sure.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

The sun in your sig pops out and burns you to ashes.

 

Your ashes fall on a button with a hose.

Paragon.png

You press the button and quickly learn how to tell a hose apart from a poisonous snake.

 

 

 

You smell an invisible button.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You press where you think it is based on your sense of smell and nothing happens. Or so you think until you reach to press a different button and can't see your hand.

Paragon.png

diowon.png

 

WRYYYYYY!

 

 

 

I shoot a button that has pretty ponies on it.

umvc3_sig3.jpgTokiHakurei-SatellizerelBridget2.png

Click the "Signed in as..." go to Manage ignored users, copy paste Toki_Hakurei.

I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0

The bullet ricochets off the button leaving a mark makeing one of the ponies look like a unicorn. Charlie the Unicorn then proceeds to come out of nowhere and take your kidney.

 

 

 

 

 

I press a button with a picture of a gold coin on it.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

You press the button and a leprechaun appears next to you. This one:

 

opcld0.jpg

 

 

 

You see a button that smells like strawberries.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You see a chair and decide to sit down for a moment.

 

You feel like you sat one something squishy, and can smell strawberries, but when you get up you don't see anything.

 

A cold feeling down your thighs tell all.

 

 

 

You see a button that has a camel on it.

I like stir fry

Protoguy.png

protoguy.png

A camel comes out of nowhere and spits on your face before its owner, a rich oil tycoon, makes you drink a can of oil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The button made of silly putty.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

It bounces away before you can press it, you feel a small feeling of emptiness not having pushed the button.

 

You see a button labeled "?"

I like stir fry

Protoguy.png

protoguy.png

You get trapped in a reeeaally tiny box.

Paragon.png
You get trapped in a reeeaally tiny box.

 

... and wonder where all the buttons have gone.

You press the nonexistent button and surprisingly enough, nothing happens.

 

 

 

You see a button with a picture of a velociprator on it.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You get teleported to Jurassic Park where you are eaten by velociraptors.

 

 

 

 

 

The button shaped like a frisbee.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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