May 12, 200917 yr It does nothing and makes you feel empty inside. You see a button in the shape of a drunken gay guy eying you from across the bar. If you choose your beliefs/lifestyle simply based on what your parents want, then you are a weak minded individual and are not even worthy of calling yourself a person.
May 12, 200917 yr You press it and immediately pass out. 12 hours later you wake up...and your butt hurts :uhh: I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 12, 200917 yr And the guy suddenly remmebers what it was. You see button shaped like the head of George W Bush.
May 12, 200917 yr before someone makes fun of him, you press the button and he says that he's done a better job then Obama. (true) you see a button with rockets on it.
May 12, 200917 yr The rockets launch at all noobs who still think Bush>Obama (including you probably) I press a pink button [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide]
May 12, 200917 yr people supporting breast cancer pop up and run 3 miles. you see a button with a rope you have to burn. Obama sucks!
May 14, 200917 yr You press it and you realize that its not really a button at all. You light it on fire. The rope burns slowly and is used to tell time. You press a shiny red hemispherical button. The following is not a criticism nor is it an attempt to start an argument; rather it is a well-intentioned plea to garner more information in regards to your opinion and to possibly engage in a poignant albeit tiny debate: Why?
May 16, 200917 yr Some glass shoves itself down your throat. You see a button with a picture of me, next to a piece of cheese. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
May 16, 200917 yr You press it and 'who am i' bludgeons you to death with a sock filled with marbles. You see a button that looks like a button, but you're not sure. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 16, 200917 yr The sun in your sig pops out and burns you to ashes. Your ashes fall on a button with a hose.
May 19, 200917 yr You press the button and quickly learn how to tell a hose apart from a poisonous snake. You smell an invisible button. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 19, 200917 yr You press where you think it is based on your sense of smell and nothing happens. Or so you think until you reach to press a different button and can't see your hand.
May 27, 200917 yr WRYYYYYY! I shoot a button that has pretty ponies on it. Click the "Signed in as..." go to Manage ignored users, copy paste Toki_Hakurei.I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0
May 28, 200917 yr The bullet ricochets off the button leaving a mark makeing one of the ponies look like a unicorn. Charlie the Unicorn then proceeds to come out of nowhere and take your kidney. I press a button with a picture of a gold coin on it. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found
May 29, 200917 yr You press the button and a leprechaun appears next to you. This one: You see a button that smells like strawberries. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 29, 200917 yr You see a chair and decide to sit down for a moment. You feel like you sat one something squishy, and can smell strawberries, but when you get up you don't see anything. A cold feeling down your thighs tell all. You see a button that has a camel on it. I like stir fry
May 29, 200917 yr A camel comes out of nowhere and spits on your face before its owner, a rich oil tycoon, makes you drink a can of oil. The button made of silly putty. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found
May 29, 200917 yr It bounces away before you can press it, you feel a small feeling of emptiness not having pushed the button. You see a button labeled "?" I like stir fry
May 29, 200917 yr You get trapped in a reeeaally tiny box. ... and wonder where all the buttons have gone.
May 29, 200917 yr You press the nonexistent button and surprisingly enough, nothing happens. You see a button with a picture of a velociprator on it. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 29, 200917 yr You get teleported to Jurassic Park where you are eaten by velociraptors. The button shaped like a frisbee. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found
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