November 28, 200817 yr Author Oh for crying out load.......BUMP!!!!!!!!! :? :? :? :? :? In a great mood and nothing is gonna bring me down! (not even the lack of posts) Wanna know why? ask me in game 8-)
November 30, 200817 yr Author While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over the speed limit), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, What's the hurry? I replied, I'm late for work. Oh yeah?" said the cop. What do you do? I'm a rectum stretcher, I responded. The cop said, What? A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO? I said, Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide. The cop asked me, What the heck do you do with a 6 foot rectum? I replied, You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge *** Bail: $1000 *** Ticket: $95 *** Look on cop's face: Priceless Was 'loling' at this for almost 1 hr after seeing it XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
December 2, 200817 yr Author :o :o :o honestly :o :o :o and i thought Soph was the scary one :anxious: :anxious: :anxious: :anxious: :anxious: :uhh: :uhh: :uhh:
December 3, 200817 yr Author bump -.- by the way that joke 2 posts up, didn't happen to me, I took it off a jokes page
December 3, 200817 yr pyro :twss: 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011
December 3, 200817 yr [hide=joke for you]What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? Rookie![/hide]
December 4, 200817 yr Author [hide=joke for you]What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? Rookie![/hide] :lol: :lol:
December 5, 200817 yr bump -.- Nearly same amount of pages as Soph's blog :o :shock: My blog is dead though and I lost alot when the forums whent down :lol:
December 8, 200817 yr Author bump from page 1 oh wait err err err How are you yes thats better :anxious: Soph's confused :lol: :lol: :lol:
December 12, 200817 yr I'll help you a bit. ^^ Nice blog, hope you can achieve your goals. :D Good luck! :) ^ CLICK FOR BLOG ^
December 13, 200817 yr I heard you saw me in edge today but I ran cause I was going to do my 1st spirit mages task. Click here for my blog.
December 14, 200817 yr Author Yeah I did see you in edge, got upset that you didn't say hi :( :cry: but as you were running off to do a slayer task, I guess I forgive you
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