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While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over the speed limit), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, What's the hurry?

 

 

 

I replied, I'm late for work.

 

Oh yeah?" said the cop. What do you do?

 

 

 

I'm a rectum stretcher, I responded.

 

 

 

The cop said, What? A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO?

 

 

 

I said, Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide.

 

 

 

The cop asked me, What the heck do you do with a 6 foot rectum?

 

 

 

I replied, You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge

 

 

 

*** Bail: $1000

 

*** Ticket: $95

 

*** Look on cop's face: Priceless

 

 

 

Was 'loling' at this for almost 1 hr after seeing it XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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bump -.-

 

Nearly same amount of pages as Soph's blog :o :shock:

 

 

 

My blog is dead though and I lost alot when the forums whent down :lol:

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