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Hit, Slap, Glomp, Tackle etc a Member!

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*Dives in front of Psycho and takes the hit, thus becoming a hero and getting a cool statue somewhere.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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*Rigs C4 all over that statue while Goon is near by*

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm.......

 

(assuming he lived through that <_< )

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Do keep a level head my friend,

in times when Danger rears its head

Against excessive joy defend,

O, my comrade doomed to die.

 

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ἢ τὰν ἢ ἐπὶ τὰς

*Judo chops EyeBeeAyTank.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*pokes goon in the eye while he judo chops someone who isn't me*

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Do keep a level head my friend,

in times when Danger rears its head

Against excessive joy defend,

O, my comrade doomed to die.

 

Arigorn_380.png

 

ἢ τὰν ἢ ἐπὶ τὰς

*glomps psycho*

*Intercepts glomp, per usual, then picks up the Frisbee half buried in the sand that Psycho posted a pic of and throws it to him.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*uses goonstalf as a human shield*

*Awkwardly stands in front of Silver as Psycho catches the Frisbee and walks away.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*examines her nails while secretly detonating the bomb that was the frisbee, and hides behind goon*

*Scratches his head in confusion as to why everyone thinks this Frisbee is a bomb. Picks up the Frisbee and throws it in the trash.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*kicks goon into the trash can*

*Eats all the trash, gets sick, and throws up all over Silver.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*scrapes off the goon-puke and flings it at psycho robot*

*Gives Silver a plate of nachos.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*force feeds goon some tasty nachos*

I replace one of the chips with plastic explosives so that when Silva force feeds it to Goon, it explodes, killing both of them

my eyeball lands on Psycho Robot.. throbbing.

*Punches Silver in the gut.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*is a zombie, and bites TPUM*

*Bashes Silver's head in with a fire extinguisher.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*321ownage emerges from nowhere, but just stands heroically*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*Walks over to 321Ownage and holds his hand.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*321Ownage realizes he should be freaked out, but knows he cannot be conquered by Goon's nefarious mental warfare. He begins a staring contest with Goon.*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*Blinks, freaks out, throws chair through window, jumps after it, falls 40 feet, lands on Silver, breaks every bone in her body.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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