*laughs maniacally at Mather*

*Feels Shiny*

*Forces Mather to play Crazy Bus*

*Forces Napalm to realize he (me) is crazier than said bus*

*stares in shock at all of the gay homo eroticness in this thread*

*Buys Wits a new pair of shoes, and shoves them down her throat*

*eats napalm's shoes as well*

*Smacks Silva on the back of the head with a wooden spoon.*

*Covers Goon on a misterious, organic object, which slowly starts to dissolve him*

*throws up 54 pairs of shoes over napalm's feet*

*Throws a couch at Silva.*

*punches goon in the belly because it was my couch and I liked it*

:shame:

*Pokes Pope in the eye.*

*Twarths goon's plans*

*Swamths Napalm's face.*

*holds up a cute kitty out the window for goon to save*

*lets the cat fall, and instead focuses on hitting wits whit a refridgerator*

*Pops out of the refrigerator and yells, "Bonanza!"*

*falls out of the window, catches the kitty, backflips, and lands squarely on her feet while holding a kitty triumphantly.*

 

 

*puts a scared kitty into goon's arms*

*Forces Wits into commiting a series of murders, after convincing her it's the only way to regain her humanity*

*Gets murdered by Silva.*

*Performs dark rituals on Goon to resurrect him.*

*Goes on a manhunt to find Death.*

*Assists*

-slams abc's head in a car door-