August 11, 200916 yr uh... because of rule 34 or is it 42? It's not smart to think of answers when you're sleepy because....
August 11, 200916 yr you might type while you are sleepy and type something to do with cabbage rather than ducks it's not smart to be sleepy because God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 11, 200916 yr staying awake the entire night just staring at the wall isnt healthy and will lead to sleep deprivation, which is a leading cause for car accidents. It's not smart to have sleep deprivation because....
August 11, 200916 yr then you are watching adult swim and when a main in a marshmallow suit comes on and starts dancing in front of rainbows you are no sure if you actually saw that or not it's not smart to be smart because.... God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 11, 200916 yr smartness isn;t considered sexy in girls, and most men are easily intimidated by that. It's not smart to be holding a smoking gun while laughing at a dead person's corpse because...
August 11, 200916 yr the smoke from the gun or the dead guy might smell bad its not smart to try and light a cigarette with a machine gun because... God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 11, 200916 yr you might accidentally blow the cigarette to pieces... along with the hand holding it. It's not smart to carefully consider strangling the cat for being cute and decieving everyone else because...
August 11, 200916 yr the cat might pile drive you if you tried its not smart to assume a cat likes you because God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 11, 200916 yr Cats are evil, decietful creatures. It's not smart to make assumptions just because you want to go back to sleep.... because...
August 11, 200916 yr if you go to sleep 321ownage will then again be bored its not smart to post why things aren't smart because... God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 11, 200916 yr no one will listen anyways... history always repeats itself... and... then sometimes noobs post different things. It's not smart to use double negatives in the english language becuase....
August 11, 200916 yr my mom gets mad when you do its not smart to try to rescue a damsel in distress because... God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 11, 200916 yr Because who said the damsel was in distress in the first place... for all you know, that could have been her pet dragon you just killed... or it could have been that the princess was in fact a witch, and the dragon you killed was a real princess.. never make assumptions.. always observe first before drawing your conclusions. It's not smart to ramble on and on and on and on and on and on because...
August 11, 200916 yr then you make up crazy stories its not smart to make up crazy stories because... God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 11, 200916 yr people never listen. It;s not smart to hire a pope to murder and pillage in a town because... :o
August 11, 200916 yr he might just do it its not smart to throw a water balloon at 321ownage because.... God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 11, 200916 yr he was wearing a white t-shirt.. and now you'll be scarred for life. It's not smart to wear a white t-shirt because...
August 11, 200916 yr i don't have breasts it's not smart to do stupid things because.... God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 11, 200916 yr santa claus will know. IT's not smart to glean all your knowledge about current events from comedy articles becuase...
August 11, 200916 yr the writers of those articles are fat it's not smart to be fat because... God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 11, 200916 yr There's just.. that added baggage surrounding you, stopping you from running after the person that stole.. i mean ate, the last bit of your favourite food. It's not smart to antagonize fat members of the public because...
August 12, 200916 yr They might decide to sit on you. It's not smart to call a sumo wrester "Pork Chops" because...
August 12, 200916 yr pork chops are a food too... and another sumo wrestler might want to gnaw on pork chops.. thus giving pork chops one more reason to want you out of this world. It;s not smart to procrastinate becau--....
August 13, 200916 yr Finish the sentece dammit! Now, it's not a good idea to procrastinate because you'll keep doing it, and doing it until you die without ever doing it. It's not a smart idea to have a smart idea because...
August 13, 200916 yr then you'd be a wiseguy.. and no one likes wiseguys. If you tickle a pissed off cat, it will hiss at you.. if you tickle a pissed off cat that becomes pissed off even more due to tickling, it will scratch and bite... therefore.. it's not smart to attempt to tickle a pissed off cat that has gone through all of the above because...
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