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You'll need to bleach your brain.

 

 

 

It's not good to bleach your brain because...

Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.

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Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation.

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You might lose it (this has two meanings XD).

 

 

 

It's not smart to yell at strangers for no reason because...

they might throw a giant monkey at you!

 

It's not smart to sit on a unicorn's back because....

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

other unicorns might knee-- er.. uh.. spear you off.

 

 

 

it's not smart to think that mythical creatures like unicorns are nice because...

...they could be kittens, or even worse, silver_wits?

 

 

 

It's not smart to anger kittens because...

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

well.. it's fine to anger kittens.. however, if they aren't declawed and de-toothed... then... :twisted:

 

 

 

it's not smart to think about how kitties will claw and bite at who_am_i

because who am i could get kicked out of the insane asylum for bringing cats!

 

oh, wait, that's a good thing.

 

 

 

It's not smart to try to cure who am i's amnesia because

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

it will hurt him when he tries to remember stuff... well.. just regular headaches/migraines anyways...

 

 

 

it's not smart to try to pull the wool over someone's eyes because...

you might be bulemic!

 

 

 

It's not smart to mispell words because...

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

...the Grammar Nazis will be angered, and the will attack form the shadows.

 

 

 

It's not smart to anger a Grammar Nazi because...

Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.

Lielac.png

Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation.

they might make you into a lampshade?

 

 

 

it's not smart to jump off a building because...

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

you might break something....

 

 

 

it's not smart to be sarcastic to idiots because..

They could possibly take you seriously. While they're pondering whatever you said, they're also taking out an assault rifle and getting ready to shoot you. Once they shoot you a few times, you die.

 

 

 

It's not smart to egg your friend's house because...

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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since you're friends and all, they might recruit you for helping them clean up...

 

 

 

it's not smart to be addicted to cleaning because..

your a cat.

 

 

 

It's not smart to roam off-topic and forum games instead of doing homework because...

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Your teacher will decapitate you and put your head on a spear to show all the class.

 

 

 

It's not smart to kill yourself because :

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Veni, vidi, vici - Julius Caesar

  • 2 months later...

you'll lose all but three of your items. ;)

 

 

 

Its not to smart to revive forgotten games because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

  • 3 months later...

stuff will happen... badd stuff... like dead zombie kitties taking over the world.

 

 

 

It's not smart to speculate about zombies because....

The TZDF will tear your ideas to shreds.

 

 

 

It's not smart to post in the "Count to 1000" game because...

Link to Forum Games signature.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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it's boring!

 

 

 

It's not smart to speculate about what people's genders are because....

  • 2 weeks later...

it could be a trap!

 

 

 

It's not smart to chew off your own leg because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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It's not smart to eat an entire tub of icecream in one sitting because...

Ice cream is a gateway to hard drugs.

 

 

 

It's not smart to spank a monkey because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

monkeys bite.

 

 

 

It's not smart to talk back to your superiors [even though you're right and they're wrong] because...

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